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Too Much Like Me...
Chapter 10
Imprisonment!
"Hair... Hair... Crackers... Hair.." I walked by the main room, hearing L list off all the items in the small plastic bags in front of him.
Bah, Misa's hair. Nothing new.
I found Lielas in a room with a laptop, swaying in a swivel chair aimlessly.
"Ungh!" Lielas plopped upside-down on the chair next to me. "Sooooo... Bored..." I glanced at her.
"So do something."
"Unf..." She closed her eyes and hummed. I felt her pain, really. we were stuck here for 50 or so more days, already knowing the outcome. It wasn't going to be fun.
"Hey guys!" Matsuda walked in. He was carrying a white paper shopping bag.
"Hey Matsu." She yawned. "What's up?" He faked being nonchalant so horribly.
"Not much... I went to a store for something..." I rolled my eyes.
"What is in the bag Matsuda, and what does it have to do with us?" He pouted, making Lielas laugh. He perked up quickly though.
"Well I know that Vollie's been bored, and I remember you saying that you liked cats so..." My eyes widened.
"Matsuda... you didn't."
"Oh, but I did. Say hello!" He put the bag down and pulled out a fluffy little ball. Lielas turned upright again. She smiled like an idiot and rushed over to the black and white kitten. Matsuda gladly gave it to her. She lifted the terrified looking thing into the air, giving it a closer inspection. The little thing had black paws and black ears, the rest being pure white, it's blue eyes poping out. I grimaced. I liked cats...
...but they did not like me.
With a happy squeal, Lielas rushed over to me.
"Look at her! She's adorable!" I nodded, almost grimacing when she plopped it in my hands. It looked up at me, terrified. I simply stared at it, not knowing what to do next. For no apparent reason, the little fluff ball used it's claws to climb it's way up onto my shoulder, resting itself there. I looked down at it.
"Hmm... " I reached up a hand and patted it on the head, hearing a loud purr in my ear. I smiled, looking back at Lielas. "Ryuuzaki will never let you keep her..." She shrugged.
"We'll see about that. Maybe he likes cats." I looked at her with an annoyed look.
"He barely wanted to keep you - you think he'll allow a cat?"
"I don't - but I can whine better than Misa!" She smiled deviously and turned back to Matsuda, giving him a 'bear hug'. She ran over to me, petting the cat on my shoulder.
"What will you call her?"
"Isn't it obvious? Who does she remind you of?" I looked down at my shoulder.
"Mmm... from what you described... that one kid..." She nodded.
"So we shall call her... um... Sheep!" I facepalmed. She always refered to the one albino successor as a 'sheep'. So 'Sheep' it was.
"A sheep... yeah, Sheep." I scratched her chin, listening to the loud purr in my ear. "Oh, and Matsuda... the next time you go and do something like this... I like hedgehogs more than I do cats." He smiled an nodded.
"Sure thing!" He laughed nervously.
Ryuuzaki came shuffling in. I scratched my head, accidentially covering the white cat with my dark hair.
"Good news, I hope?" I raised my eyebrows at him, hopeful. He put his thumb up to his mouth.
"Hopefully, yes. We've decided to- " He stopped, looking to my side. "V?"
"Yes?"
"There is what I believe to be a tail sticking out of your hair." I felt my face flush a bit..
"Uh..." Lielas walked behind me, a hand reaching into my hair. She put on a horrified look and pointed to the air behind L.
"What in god's name is that?" He turned slowly, as did Matsuda. Lielas quietly crept behind L, placing the cat...
...in his hair.
He turned suprised. Lielas grinned and pet the cat on his head. He reached his own hand up to lift the reluctant cat out of his hair - must've been cozy in there ZOMGWHATWASTHAT? - and looked at it.
"A... cat? Matsuda..." The young police officer grimaced waiting for some sort of punishment. "I've never had a cat..." He trailed off as it licked his hand. Lielas took her from him and held it up like he had.
"Who does she remind you of? Think, think!" He looked at Lielas and shrugged. "We're calling her Sheep!"
"Sheep? Why - ah, yes." He looked at the cat, whom of which escaped Lielas's grasp to settle itself in my neck once more.
"She seems to have taken a liking to you." L stated. I smiled a bit.
"Yeah... I've never had a cat as well..." I smiled for a moment an blinked. "Oh, right, Ryuuzaki, you had something to tell us?" He seemed to snap out of the same trance that I was in.
"Yes - We are going to take Misa Amane into custody under suspect of being the second Kira."
"Finally!" Lielas snorted.
"You knew?" She looked for an excuse. I spoke for her.
"She saw Amane being in custody, but didn't see why. We both figured that it would be easiest to let you figure it out for yourself." He looked at her.
"Is that so? Hmm..." He chewed on his nail. He turned to leave the room. I contented myself to watching Sheep tear up Matsuda's suit, trying to get to his tie.
~A few days later, ZOMG, don't kill me...~
Misa was in coustody. Neither me nor Lielas had stuck around to see her come - she was loud enough from what we could hear in the confinement of our room. L asked us to come with him along with Soichiro, Matsuda and Aizawa.
"Has she said anything yet?" L pressed one of the buttons on a micophone.
"No." responded Watari.
"Alright, bring the image up." Lielas sighed, dragging me to the couch.
The task force was completely shocked when they saw Misa tied up on screen. Lielas and I were like 'whatevz'... as Lielas would say.
"Yagami, I may arrest your son under suspision of being Kira. Be ready for that." Lielas nudged me, holding in a smile. I rolled my eyes.
And no doubt, not even a few days later, Misa cracked.
"Mr. Stalker? Can we stop this game?" The task force mumbled to themselves. L looked at the screen, a chocolate half-way into his mouth. "Please Mr. Stalker, this is a crime, so stop it, kay?" I winced at her soprano. Lielas elbowed me.
"My ears... THEY BLEEED." She whisper/yelled. I giggled quietly.
"Can you at least get rid of the blinder? I wanna see your face Mr. Stalker!" Oh, indeed she does. Indeed.
"I'll give you an autograph, a kiss on the cheek, even! I won't run away, promise!" Her little bubble-gum voice was like murder on the mind...
Screw that notebook, if you lock her in a closet with anyone for an hour...
I stood.
"I'll be honest - I just can't stand that voice!" Lielas stood next to me and nodded.
"We'll come back later." We rushed out of the room, into our own.
"Oh. My. GOD." I sat down, clutching my ears. "How the hell can anyone sound like that naturally?"
"Yeah, I mean totally, right?" Lielas asked with a perfect immitation of the blonde's voice. We both laughed, a bit fightened by how good she sounded.
"ZOMG!" Lielas shot up from the bed, falling over. "Omph!"
"You okay?" She bounced back to her feet.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine - Light's gonna be confined in just under an hour!"
"What?" I sat up a little straighter. "So tonight is..." She smiled.
"Day. One." She grabbed my wrist and pulled me into the bathroom with a small bag in her hand.
"Lielas..." I sighed. "Just GIVE UP." I whined a bit. For the past three hours she was relentlessly trying to do anything, anything at all to my hair to make it look a bit better. My messy, onyx, bed-head hair would not comply. She broke three combs, got a round brush stuck four times, pulled out a nice little pile of hair, forced me to take two showers, and ultimately ended up with nothing.
My hair's natural was not horrible, per se, but was wild, messy and unrooly. She gave up.
"Your hair is a nightmare." She shuddered, putting down her brush and exiting the bathroom. I looked myself over in the mirror:
I wore a white v-neck t-shirt with a lime green tank top with silver lace. I put on a pair of semi-faded jeans and didn't bother to put on shoes. This was the most simple emsamble that Lielas had bought for me, much to her dismay. I left the bathroom, satisfied.
"How do I look?" I asked, really not interested.
"You sure you don't want to wear- "
"Yes, I'm sure." She sighed.
"Alright..." She grumbled. We were silent.
"I think that the best way to do this would be for me to simply go down to them and let them stare. There is no point in making a big deal out of it."
"Yeah, yeah, act aloof."
"... Sure." I turned on my heels and left. I took a deep breath and entered the surveilance room. I was not noticed. I coughed. Nothing. I took a seat on the couch next to L. I looked to my right to see Matsuda hawking at me.
"Dear God... They're MULTIPLYING!" He took a timid step back as I gave him a dull look. A few people looked strangely at Matsuda (Meaning everyone but L) before looking at who he was pointing at. I stared back blankly.
"Hello." They were all staring at me, surprised as hell. "Take a picture..." I mumbled.
"What on earth are you all- " L finally looked over to me. I gave him a small smile, amused by how much wider his eyes could get. It was silent, the ticking of a clock being the only sound to be heard. I looked around at them.
"Do I have something on my face?" I asked sarcastically. Matsuda was the first to break the silence.
"You're Victor... right?" I glanced at him from the corner of my eye.
"I believe that it would be Victoria now, right? And yes, I am still V."
"Why now?" L asked out of nowhere.
"Why? Vollie told me it would be fine..." I half-fibbed. "That guise is quite uncomfortable after a while." I looked at them once more before returning my attention to the screen, not daring to look anywhere else. I heard Lielas come bounding in.
"Hey guys!" She plopped down next to me. I breathed a sigh of relief, happy tht she would be able to break the silence. She looked around at all the dumbfounded faces in the room.
"What's so amazing?" She asked. "The fact that V's a girl, or the fact that she's an uncanny copy of Ryuuzaki?" She settled into the couch comfortably.
"A bit of both..." Aizawa muttered. She nodded.
"Uncanny, huh?" I heard L mumble. I sighed.
"This is going to be a long night."
Oh, little did I know, very long indeed!
I stayed there for quite some time before Lielas opted out.
"Imma takin' a nap." I nodded, smirking at her slang.
He moved from his swivel chair to the couch with his laptop. I plopped from my own down next to him. Looking at the clock, it was well past 1:00 am.
"Is Light asleep?" I asked. He nodded, looking the slightest bit tired. He glanced at me, taking a bite of his pie. Apparently, he was still not used to my female self. I shivered, just the smallest bit cold. I found a slightly furry blanket and put it around my legs. I watched him eat the pie (very slowly) for about half a minute before feeling sleepy. I passed out.
"Awww! So cuuuuute!" I heard a robotic clicking noise. Lielas... I tired to wave her away.
"V, you're hitting me a bit." I opened my eyes, finding a sleepy L, whom of which I was flicking in the face. Somehow in the night, the blanket found it's way to him, setting my head into his chest. Which I was now staring into.
"Wha...?" I shook my head and Looked up at Lielas, still a bit groggy. She held her phone towards us, obviously taking a picture, giggling like an idiot. I groaned and pushed her hand away, putting my head back down. It was only mere seconds later that I realised what I was doing. I sprung up, my hands still - C R A P - gripping L's shirt. My body weight flung me onto the ground, bringing along L. He landed on top of me. Guess what happened? Yeah. That.
"Ohmigod!" I heard Lielas fangirlsqueal as she took another picture. We both broke the accidential kiss at the same time. I stared at him, STILL FREAKING HOLDING ONTO HIS SHIRT. I scrambled away from him, throwing him to my left. I quickly stood, slapping my hand over my mouth. I looked at poor L, still sprawled out on the floor, seriously confused. The only sound was coming from Lielas, who was rolling on the floor, laughing. I tried to say something.
"Uh, Ryuuzaki... uh, I'm so, ah... It was a ...mistake..." He looked up at me.
"... Mistake?" He almost sounded hurt.
"No, no, no, no! Not a mistake nessesarially, just a, uh... an accident!" I looked over at Lielas, then L, then Lielas, and back to L again, looking for something to say.
"I, uh... I have to go!" With that I bolted out of the room. I heard Lielas bounding after me, following me into my room. She closed the door and found me laying on the bed with a pillow in my face.
"Heh, heh, V..." She sat down, placing my disguise next to me. I looked over at it. I swatted it off the bed. "What was that for?"
"I don't need it."
"What?"
"Light is in confinement tonight, yes?" she nodded.
"And I won't be going outside untill more people come here anyhow..." I tugged on her sleeve.
"Hmm?"
"...Can you bring me ice cream?" She giggled. She did the same thing when she was out of sorts, like when Light assaulted her.
"Ben and Jerry's Everything But The?" I nodded. She patted my shoulder and hopped up. "I'll be back!"
M, K, A, F: LONG.
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