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It was 7am the next day and Courtney, Duncan, and Heather were all still sleeping. Noah got up at 5am to read and start his day. He knew he had to get dumb and dumber up so they could start their "School day" Noah knew he would have to help Chris would obviously not be able to teach Zeke. Noah walked over to the couch and promptly pushed Chris off the couch he was sleeping on.
"What the hell!" Chris yelled after he made a thud on the floor and Noah just laughed
"Time to get up" Noah told him "It's time for school"
"I don't wanna" Chris whined "Just let me sleep"
"You're not attending school" Noah told him "You get to teach your son"
"I don't wanna" Chris still whined "He's stupid anyway! He'll be just fine"
"The books are on the kitchen table" Noah told him "You better get to it!"
"What about him?" Chris asked pointing to a sleeping Zeke
"Your kid" Noah told him "You wake him! I have other things to do!"
Noah then left him to take care of Zeke as he went to go wake everyone else in this damn house up. Chris just sighed he hated parenthood so much! He really wished he had a hot daughter or a dog that he could leave outside all day, Anyone would have been a better candidate for a child then Zeke. Chris grabbed a pen and wrote on a piece of paper List of things to redo when I buy a Time Machine and under the number one thing it said Accept Melanie Lancaster's offer to go out with you because 20 years from now she'll be a hot model and not a dork with constant snot dripping from her nose. Chris crossed that off the list as number one and changed number 1 to Change opinion about condoms! Don't vow to never use them that will result in idiot son!
Chris then decided that since Noah got him up he needed to get his son up. Chris decided the only fatherly way to do this was to run into the kitchen and grab hot water to throw on Zeke. Once he threw it on Zeke the boy shot up swearing at Chris.
"What the hell!" Zeke yelled "That burned!"
"But it was funny" Chris laughed "They say hot water always wakes people up! It may have actually been cold water but I forgot so I guessed and I figured hot water would work"
"I hate you" Zeke mumbled
"I hate you too" Chris laughed "C'mon! It's edumacationation time!"
"I don't think that's a real word, Eh" Zeke yawned as he followed Chris into the kitchen
"Trust me it is" Chris glared at him "I'm a TV host! I'm not allowed to make up words!"
"Sure…" Zeke yawned again "So what are you teaching me?"
"He's not" Noah walked into the room "I am"
"Great!" Chris perked up "Then I'll just leave you to it while I go play video games or something else not involving my son's life!"
"you need to stay" Noah told him "So you can be involved in what he's learning"
"But isn't that what I'm paying you for?" Chris asked and Noah ignored him
"Can I go take a piss, Eh?" Zeke asked
"Whatever" Noah rolled his eyes "Just hurry up"
It was about 15 minutes later and Noah realized that Zeke obviously got distracted by something else.
"He's not going to come back" Noah sighed "This must be what he gets from you, The short attention span"
"Hey look!" Chris pointed out the window laughing "I found him!"
"Seriously?" Noah rolled his eyes "He's outside playing around in a pile of mud?"
"I guess so" Chris smirked at Noah
"Shouldn't you do something about that?" Noah asked him "Like go get him?"
"get him?" Chris asked "Why would I do that?"
"So we can start school work?" Noah suggested
"Forget that!" Chris ran out the door "I'm gonna go join him and throw some at Blainley's house"
Noah watched in disbelief as Chris and Zeke played in mud and then started throwing it at Blainley's house. Noah was just thankful that when they came inside it wasn't his job to clean them up, Noah then smirked when he realized just whose job it was.
"Oh Courtney! Oh Heather!" Noah yelled "You ladies might want to come and see this!"
Wait until you see what happens when those two come inside and what do you think of Chris's list? XD