Firstly, I am sorry for not updating this. I had stuff to do, and couldn't think of an idea for J. Even so, this one is a.

Warning!: This contains slip-short work due to the fact that I thought of this while going up the elevator when going home from buying my soccer boots(And they're sexy, too!!!)

Anyway, thks to MoonLightView, AnimeLurver4everandevr, Feronia. wings, Momo-Toshiro and Neko-chueng for the reviews!!

Without further ado, let's begin. Of course, I don't own Bleach. You don't see Kubo on FFN right?

Word: J is for Juice

Hitsugaya couldn't take it anymore. He felt like dying. Well, he's already dead, but you get the point. Actually, everyone hated what was happening now. Matsumoto had to drink sake to quench her thirst, but it actually made her more thirsty. Renji ate pineapples to cool him down. Coujirou(AN: Come on, which fic adds him, huh?) was brewing tea to cool his and the sou-taicho's body. Hitsugaya couldn't take this feeling. He felt his captain's haori plastered to his back. Eventually, he cracked.

"WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO DAMN HOT TODAY!!!!!"

After he cooled down, he was still sweating. The boy prodigy hated this weather. He never played out in the sun during summer, but only going to the lake to swim and play with the water. But with who? Glad you asked. It's Hinamori Momo.

'What's Hinamori doing today?' he asked himself as he continued with the paperwork. A sweat drop fell on his paper, and he stared at it in shock. It smudged half the paper.

'Damn it!'

As for Hinamori, she couldn't take the heat too. Even though fire's her element, she really couldn't stand it. Just then, she thought of a brilliant idea as she rushed for the fridge. In the middle compartment stood two very nostalgic fruits. One he liked, one she liked. Well, she grabbed a blender from the cupboard in her kitchen, and started her concoction.

'Just one question.' she thought. 'Should I blend it all together or separate it?'

Well, we'll find out soon.

Meanwhile...

Hitsugaya was laying on the sofa where Matsumoto would so frequently reside, but he was panting and breathing in hard. The weather was doing weird things to his body. He saw four times the number of paperwork, he saw the same multiplication of sake bottles Matsumoto had, and the worst of all...

He was all wet. In a sweating way.

He felt like the end was near, when suddenly, someone knocked on the door. He quirked an eyebrow while wiping his forehead. 'Who's that?'

"Come in." he said as he sat up.

"Ah, hai!" the woman behind the door replied as she opened the door.

"Hi, Shiro-chan!" she exclaimed, raising her hand.

"Hey, bed-wetter." he snorted.

"Mou, didn't I tell you a million times that I do not wet my bed anymore?" she remarked, pouting as she placed a tray of assorted drinks on the coffee table in front of Hitsugaya.

"Tsk," he smirked"I bet you still do. You're probably so wet after you wake up."

"At least not as wet as you are now!" he cried out, pointing at him. "You, sir, need a shower. I can smell your body odour from here!" as she pinched her nose. The boy prodigy suddenly raised his arms and smelled his you know what.

"Yea, I guess I do stink a little. I'm going to change, just don't play around with my stuff. By the way," he said, while looking at Hinamori's attire, which was not of the standard uniform"Why are you wearing your own kimino?"

"Well," she answered back"Let's go to the lake and swim. I mean, it's hot, and you'll literally melt if you don't cool down, so yeap, that's why I asked you to shower. I don't want you to pollute the water." as a smile was flashed across her face.

"Fine..." as he headed for the showers.

After his cooling down and leaving Seireitei for a lake in Rukongai District 1, they sat by the bank and curiosity entered Hitsugaya's mind. What was that tray? Hinamori was looking at him the whole time, and knew he wanted a treat to cool himself, so he took away the cloth that was covering...

Six cups of juice. Two with watermelon, two with Peaches, and two mixed with both fruits.

"Wow, Hinamori, I didn't know you were good at making juices." Hitsugaya spoke up, surprised.

"Well, it was the blender, but than-"

"I take back what I say." he scoffed as he took a glass of watermelon while she took a cup of peach juice.

"Mhmm, this is good..." he said, his tone hinting relief in it.

"Well, it's watermelon. Of course you'll like it, Shiro-chan."

"Tsk, bed-wetter Momo, I couldn't care two hoots about you. I'm going to swim." he said, as he took off his kimono he was wearing, due to the weather and their uniform is black, so you get the point.

"Okay, me too." she replied, as he untied her sash.

Hitsugaya blushed madly.

'Fuck no! Don't strip!' he thought as he closed his eyes.

Too late, though. She was already out of her clothes, only wearing her bra and panties as she dipped into the pool.

"The water's great, Shiro-chan." Hinamori blurted out as she dived in.

"Okay, coming-UCK!" he groaned as he held his nose. Blood oozed out of it. His raging hormones caused his you know what to erect. He felt like fuckin' her upside down then, but he couldn't afford to take advantage of her. He walked into the water, when suddenly....

He felt something tug his leg as he fell into the water. He struggled for air and breathed and panted heavily upon reaching the surface.

"Hinamori! What the hell!" he reprimanded.

"Sory, Shiro-chan." Momo said, smiling. "Let's just have fun okay? Hey, why is your nose bleeding?"

Hitsugaya felt his nose. Indeed, it was bleeding! Oh! Maybe, because she was wearing a white bra, he could see through it. That was why. Hinamori didn't know about this.

"Well, well nevermind. Let's just go drink up okay?"

And both sat down, draping their kimonos over their wet bodies as Hitsugaya and Hinamori finished the peach and watermelons drinks respectively. All that was left to drink was the mixed drink.

Hitsugaya grabbed his cup, but Hinamori knocked hers over.

"Oh, crud..." she sulked. "And I was looking forward to it..."

Hitsugaya looked at his drink, and offered his to her. But she refused.

"What? I thought you wanted it?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Well, can i share it with you?" as she took her straw.

"Fine by me." he chided as she poked her straw in and drank.

"So good..." they cried.

"Well, Shiro-chan. I think this drink represents us." Hinamori spoke up. "Well, it practically shows life, no one can live alone, and if they did, it won't be as great as two people living together."

"Yea, you're right. Since the rukongai days, right?" Hitsugaya said, smiling.

"Yea... those days..." she lied. 'Idiot, it's forever, we'll be together.'

'Stupid bed-wetter. We're supposed to be together forever.'

"Well, thanks Shiro-chan." he giggled as he quickly wore her kimono and shunpoed away. He didn't know what happened, until he looked at his cup.

"HINAMORI!!!!" as he dropped the glass and chased after her, but before the object hit the mud, he shunpoed back, placed it on the tray, and chased and tackled her hard, laughing.

Well, that was a bad chapter. I'm so sorry! I promise I will make it up to you.

But not next weekend because I have a soccer tournament on Saturday from 8am to 5pm, and a BBQ with my church cathecism class until 10pm. That means, oversleeping Rolf on Sunday, and I have to post the wedding of Urahara and Yoruichi in 'Ice Cold Peach' on Sunday, so i BEG FOR FORGIVENESS, okay?

By the way, OBAMA'S IN SINGAPORE!!!!Like FUCK YEA MAN!!! HE'S IN MY COUNTRY!!! I WANT TO MEET HIM!!! HE'S COOL!!!!

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