1 The Stupidest Battle: The Grand Finale
Lauren: Link and Comet bugged us nonstop about this. They're going to love this. And people, this is going to include everyone.
Andrea: Do not try this at home because it is impossible to have twelve people fight at the same time.
Link: If only it was possible. Then we'd really find out who's the best.
Comet: But that'll never happen!
Ryan: This is going to start guys! Shut up!
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The last ones up were Mario and DK. Mario had found out the truth about his underwear and now he wanted revenge on DK.
The match started immediately. Mario hit DK with a couple of fireballs. DK was singed. But he started to charge up a Giant Punch. Mario took advantage of this time, jumped down, and performed a Mario Tornado. DK sent the Giant Punch at Mario, but he didn't have enough damage to send him flying away. Mario grabbed DK, swung him around, and threw him out the ring.
In the locker rooms, the others were chatting excitedly about the real Grand Finale, where they get to fight each other.
Fox: This is going to be great! What two do you say is going to win?
Kasuti: Link and Kirby, the authors favor them over the rest of us. Actually, Andrea favors Comet, but Comet is a yellow Kirby.
Jigglypuff: Nah, it's going to be Luigi. He looks like he's ready to tear something up.
Luigi: I'm going to tear you all to pieces! You hear me?
Everyone: Suure.
Ness: I know that Link and Kirby are going to win. It's written all over this story! And the authors' pen name. Comet is a yellow Kirby, you know.
C.F.: If anyone's going to win, Pikachu might. He has been training five days straight.
Kirby: That doesn't prove anything.
Tess: Correct. The authors control this story. They do whatever they want. They can make Pikachu train hard and lose, and they can make Link and Kirby talk all day and win.
Andrea: Right. And we have control over all of you for now because…
Lauren: We're the authors.
Yoshi: You guys are just weak authors! I tell you…
Lauren and Andrea scribbled something down on a piece of paper.
Yoshi: …that I'm stupid, I'm smelly, I like to go down sewer pipes, and I'm a moron. DON'T YOU DO THAT AGAIN, YOU HEAR ME?
Lauren: Loud and clear.
Andrea: Now we're gone. Bye!
Mars: You should never mess with an author or authors Yoshi.
Pikachu: Right. I remember the first time I ever went against what they told me. I don't want to remember it and don't want to do it ever again.
Samus: Come on you slowpokes! The match's started! Boys are so slow.
Boys: HEY!
All the girls giggled and ran out of the locker rooms. Then they all climbed up to the platform where they fought Master Hand.
Announcer: GO!
Samus launched herself at Yoshi. Yoshi jumped up and kicked Samus by coming down. DK knocked Yoshi away from Samus only to be smashed by Mario. Pikachu ran next to Jigglypuff and used Thunder. Jigglypuff screamed as she was sent out of the stadium. Link threw Jigglypuff up in the air and Ness jumped up and kicked Jigglypuff out of the ring.
Announcer: Jigglypuff has been defeated.
C.F. was trying to shake Luigi off him. Kirby absorbed Fox's ability and used his laser several times at the others, keeping them at a distance. Ness jumped to a save distance and used PSI Magnet to recover his health. Kirby realized what was happening and stopped firing the laser. C.F. used Falcon Dive on DK, knocking him away.
Announcer: DK has been defeated.
Ness heard the sound that comes when an item falls from the sky. The Home Run Bat had fallen! Ness dashed over and grabbed the bat. He hit Link with it a couple of times before Link grabbed him with his hookshot and threw him over to Samus. Ness hit Samus with the bat several times. Then abruptly, he turned around and swung the bat at the Mario Brothers, sending them out of the ring.
Announcer: Mario and Luigi have been defeated.
Samus charged up her Charge Shot at a save distance. C.F. was dealing with Pikachu, so she decided to use her attack at the two of them when they weren't paying attention. Yoshi went up to her after she finished charging up and turned her into an egg. When Samus broke out, she hit Yoshi with the Charge Shot instead and sent him out of the ring.
Announcer: Yoshi has been defeated.
Pikachu was getting tired now. A Beam Sword fell in front of him and he ran with it, now encouraged. He hit Fox with the Beam Sword, increasing his damage counter. He then hit Ness, who managed to cling onto the Home Run Bat. Samus then appeared out of nowhere and punched him hard. Pikachu dropped the Beam Sword and Samus picked it up. Pikachu fell out of the ring.
Announcer: Pikachu has been defeated.
With half of the fighters down, the chances of winning increased for the remaining fighters. Samus saw that C.F. had the highest damage, so she went over to him and kicked him up. C.F. just came down and hit her with a Falcon Kick, but Samus managed to keep her ground and kick C.F. out of the ring.
Announcer. Captain Falcon has been defeated.
Ness smacked Fox with the Home Run Bat for a while. Kirby got rid of Fox's ability and sucked up Ness instead. Kirby started using PK Fire on Samus, increasing her damage counter. Link grabbed Kirby with the hookshot and threw him away. Ness used PK Thunder on himself and crashed into Samus, sending her out.
Announcer: Samus has been defeated.
Fox hit Ness with a Reflector attack, sending him flying back into Kirby. Link used a Spin Attack on Fox and sent him flying towards the edge. Ness fought with Kirby and Kirby sent Ness flying next to Fox. Ness kicked Fox off the edge and out of the ring.
Announcer: Fox has been defeated.
This was it. Because there were two winners in the match, it was either going to be Ness, Link, or Kirby. Link ran up to Ness and threw a boomerang at him. Ness just used PK Fire and canceled it out. Kirby sneaked up behind Link and used Final Cutter on him. Kirby turned into a rock after the attack. Link and Ness knew it was pointless to try to attack Kirby as a rock and throwing would leave each other vulnerable. So they just fought each other. Finally, Link used a Spin Attack near the edge and sent Ness out of the ring.
Announcer: Ness has been defeated! The winners this year are Link and Kirby!
Link and Kirby did their victory dance thing while the other fighters clapped. Then they gave each other a high five. But back in the locker room with the color team members…
Comet: See? I said that Link and Kirby were going to win!
Kasuti: I knew that too! But you knew it because you're the authors' assistant and know what's going to happen!
Kess: Shut up! The match is over, end of story.
Wess: So, who's up for a match of our own?
Everyone: Okay!
Lauren: Link and Comet bugged us nonstop about this. They're going to love this. And people, this is going to include everyone.
Andrea: Do not try this at home because it is impossible to have twelve people fight at the same time.
Link: If only it was possible. Then we'd really find out who's the best.
Comet: But that'll never happen!
Ryan: This is going to start guys! Shut up!
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The last ones up were Mario and DK. Mario had found out the truth about his underwear and now he wanted revenge on DK.
The match started immediately. Mario hit DK with a couple of fireballs. DK was singed. But he started to charge up a Giant Punch. Mario took advantage of this time, jumped down, and performed a Mario Tornado. DK sent the Giant Punch at Mario, but he didn't have enough damage to send him flying away. Mario grabbed DK, swung him around, and threw him out the ring.
In the locker rooms, the others were chatting excitedly about the real Grand Finale, where they get to fight each other.
Fox: This is going to be great! What two do you say is going to win?
Kasuti: Link and Kirby, the authors favor them over the rest of us. Actually, Andrea favors Comet, but Comet is a yellow Kirby.
Jigglypuff: Nah, it's going to be Luigi. He looks like he's ready to tear something up.
Luigi: I'm going to tear you all to pieces! You hear me?
Everyone: Suure.
Ness: I know that Link and Kirby are going to win. It's written all over this story! And the authors' pen name. Comet is a yellow Kirby, you know.
C.F.: If anyone's going to win, Pikachu might. He has been training five days straight.
Kirby: That doesn't prove anything.
Tess: Correct. The authors control this story. They do whatever they want. They can make Pikachu train hard and lose, and they can make Link and Kirby talk all day and win.
Andrea: Right. And we have control over all of you for now because…
Lauren: We're the authors.
Yoshi: You guys are just weak authors! I tell you…
Lauren and Andrea scribbled something down on a piece of paper.
Yoshi: …that I'm stupid, I'm smelly, I like to go down sewer pipes, and I'm a moron. DON'T YOU DO THAT AGAIN, YOU HEAR ME?
Lauren: Loud and clear.
Andrea: Now we're gone. Bye!
Mars: You should never mess with an author or authors Yoshi.
Pikachu: Right. I remember the first time I ever went against what they told me. I don't want to remember it and don't want to do it ever again.
Samus: Come on you slowpokes! The match's started! Boys are so slow.
Boys: HEY!
All the girls giggled and ran out of the locker rooms. Then they all climbed up to the platform where they fought Master Hand.
Announcer: GO!
Samus launched herself at Yoshi. Yoshi jumped up and kicked Samus by coming down. DK knocked Yoshi away from Samus only to be smashed by Mario. Pikachu ran next to Jigglypuff and used Thunder. Jigglypuff screamed as she was sent out of the stadium. Link threw Jigglypuff up in the air and Ness jumped up and kicked Jigglypuff out of the ring.
Announcer: Jigglypuff has been defeated.
C.F. was trying to shake Luigi off him. Kirby absorbed Fox's ability and used his laser several times at the others, keeping them at a distance. Ness jumped to a save distance and used PSI Magnet to recover his health. Kirby realized what was happening and stopped firing the laser. C.F. used Falcon Dive on DK, knocking him away.
Announcer: DK has been defeated.
Ness heard the sound that comes when an item falls from the sky. The Home Run Bat had fallen! Ness dashed over and grabbed the bat. He hit Link with it a couple of times before Link grabbed him with his hookshot and threw him over to Samus. Ness hit Samus with the bat several times. Then abruptly, he turned around and swung the bat at the Mario Brothers, sending them out of the ring.
Announcer: Mario and Luigi have been defeated.
Samus charged up her Charge Shot at a save distance. C.F. was dealing with Pikachu, so she decided to use her attack at the two of them when they weren't paying attention. Yoshi went up to her after she finished charging up and turned her into an egg. When Samus broke out, she hit Yoshi with the Charge Shot instead and sent him out of the ring.
Announcer: Yoshi has been defeated.
Pikachu was getting tired now. A Beam Sword fell in front of him and he ran with it, now encouraged. He hit Fox with the Beam Sword, increasing his damage counter. He then hit Ness, who managed to cling onto the Home Run Bat. Samus then appeared out of nowhere and punched him hard. Pikachu dropped the Beam Sword and Samus picked it up. Pikachu fell out of the ring.
Announcer: Pikachu has been defeated.
With half of the fighters down, the chances of winning increased for the remaining fighters. Samus saw that C.F. had the highest damage, so she went over to him and kicked him up. C.F. just came down and hit her with a Falcon Kick, but Samus managed to keep her ground and kick C.F. out of the ring.
Announcer. Captain Falcon has been defeated.
Ness smacked Fox with the Home Run Bat for a while. Kirby got rid of Fox's ability and sucked up Ness instead. Kirby started using PK Fire on Samus, increasing her damage counter. Link grabbed Kirby with the hookshot and threw him away. Ness used PK Thunder on himself and crashed into Samus, sending her out.
Announcer: Samus has been defeated.
Fox hit Ness with a Reflector attack, sending him flying back into Kirby. Link used a Spin Attack on Fox and sent him flying towards the edge. Ness fought with Kirby and Kirby sent Ness flying next to Fox. Ness kicked Fox off the edge and out of the ring.
Announcer: Fox has been defeated.
This was it. Because there were two winners in the match, it was either going to be Ness, Link, or Kirby. Link ran up to Ness and threw a boomerang at him. Ness just used PK Fire and canceled it out. Kirby sneaked up behind Link and used Final Cutter on him. Kirby turned into a rock after the attack. Link and Ness knew it was pointless to try to attack Kirby as a rock and throwing would leave each other vulnerable. So they just fought each other. Finally, Link used a Spin Attack near the edge and sent Ness out of the ring.
Announcer: Ness has been defeated! The winners this year are Link and Kirby!
Link and Kirby did their victory dance thing while the other fighters clapped. Then they gave each other a high five. But back in the locker room with the color team members…
Comet: See? I said that Link and Kirby were going to win!
Kasuti: I knew that too! But you knew it because you're the authors' assistant and know what's going to happen!
Kess: Shut up! The match is over, end of story.
Wess: So, who's up for a match of our own?
Everyone: Okay!