The Twilight Twenty-Five
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Prompt: 10 – Insipid
Pen Name: Alby Mangroves
Pairing/Main Character(s): Heidi
Rating: T
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Thanks ms-ambrosia for her Beta help, and to you, for reading.
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They're laughable, these tourists, with their fat jowls and overstuffed bags, hiding their money belts under overhanging guts.
Finally on that once-in-a-lifetime vacation, they're all on a quest for the ultimate happy snap.
Heidi knows from past experience that their luggage is usually full of banal novelty fridge magnets, trinkets for countless multi-chinned relations and bottles of duty free swill.
Many a suitcase has been turned out, purely for amusement.
She knows that even here, in a country renowned for its love of good food, these Neanderthals seek out their beloved McDonald's.
It, like them, tastes the same every time.
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