The scene opens with Mordecai and Rigby sitting on the couch. "Hey guys Mordecai and Rigby here with another segment of." said Rigby.
"Aw what?!" The slackers both exclaimed.
"Remember when ranted about Ever After High?" Mordecai asked.
"Yeah now it's Monster High's turn!" said Rigby.
"Remember those old monster movies. Well meet the next generation." said Mordecai.
"Yeah and they dress like strippers." said Rigby. " Damn you Mattel!"
"Plus I'm pretty sure that Draculaura and Clawdeen wouldn't be friends. Look at the movie Van Helsing." said Mordecai.
"Not to mention we already found the spoiled brat in the show. Cleo De Nile you already know who she's the daughter of." said Rigby.
"Not to mention those freaky fusion dolls." said Mordecai and gagged.
"Gross! How can a mermaid and a ghost have a child? How the (beeps) is that possible!?" Rigby asked.
"Not to mention there's a skeleton and moth creature. It feels like the Mattel is on pot." said Mordecai.
"They're supporting child pornography." said Rigby.
"Besides Hasbro is better. Such as Transformers." said Mordecai.
"Screw you Monster High!" said Rigby.
"That's all the time we have join us next time for another segment of."
"Aw what?!" The slackers both exclaimed.
Oh come on you know it's true. Damn you Mattel how do you sleep at night. Never mind. Anyway please send in some topics and stay frosty.