Author: HAHA the plot twist of the century!

Setsuna: oh Whatever. it couldnt be beter then when that dude dies and stuff (you know, guy from the Brady Bunch) and then his wife wakes up and it was all just a dream.

Author: Dude. That came out in the 80's im talking about THIS Century.

Setsuna: ah...Hiei is Yukina's brother?

Author: that was the 90's

Setsuna: well i stopped watching telivision after the ninetys so...

"Yusuke…"

"Just tell him 'Suna. It's really not that big of a deal." says Bunny Simi-encourage.

"Fine. Well…Lets see…how do I say this…" Setsuna tapped her brain. "Well. Remember how I was an angel?"

Yusuke just looked at her.

"Yeah I know. Stupid question. Well when I was in heaven Dominique was my friend. In fact a VERY VERY good friend. Do you understand?"

Yusuke nodded, then shook his head.

"Well…We were girlfriends."

She still got blank looks.

"Okay! Brain dead mortals." cut in Dominique "I made out with your girlfriend millennia before you were ever born."

Realization dawns in 5...4...3...2...1 and "WHAT???"

For a few seconds the whole world was silent "I thought you said I was your first!" he practically yelled at Setsuna.

She cringed "Whoa girl. That's cold." said the storm angel

"You're not helping" said Suna through gritted teeth. "Actually I said you were my first BOYfriend and the only MORTAL I ever kissed."

Everyone but Bunny and Raye looked dumbfounded.

"THAT'S STILL LYING!!"

"Well, I never said I hadn't ever kissed a girl angel."

"Its still a lie of omission." said Kurama.

"YEAH WHAT HE SAID!" again yelled Yusuke.

"Would you quit yelling" said Bunny. She had a headache.

"You knew about this?" asked Hiei.

"Well duh, I'm her sister. She came giggling to me after she got her first kiss. Well technically to Raye, but I was in the room too."

"NOT. HELPING" said Setsuna again.

"You never dated or in any other way touched an another angel did you?"

"Nope…But a demon…Just kidding." she said taking pleasure at the look on Hiei's face.

"Oh, so Setsuna was the only one going off being a slut."

"Yusuke. That isn't fair." she said with tears in her eyes.

"Yeah Yusuke. What you think your not man enough for Setsuna? Or do you think the reason she likes you is because your such a girl?" said Dominique.

"Why you BITCH!" he yelled before punching the angel.

"Yusuke! Dominique! Quit it!"

Yusuke was blown off by a gust of wind by Dominique. He would have hit the wall if the angle hadn't been off. As it was he skidded on the carpeting, getting massive rug burn.

"Guys! Stop fighting"

A blast of spirit energy blasted Dominique in the stomach.

"GUYS STOP!"

They both got to their feet glaring.

"EVERYBODY STOPP!!!!!

Author: Gods. When did this become a fucking soap opera? (lights ciggarette)

Setsuna: When did you start to smoke?

Author: I'm not smoking. Oh wait...Yeah i am. Hm. How did that get there.