Do not own Naruto

The daily checkup for Sasuke's shoulder was done and as weird as it seems, the shoulder was progressing better than anyone expected. Sasuke was now able to roll his shoulder and carry a minimum of ten pounds of weight, so he reminded himself that when punching Sai, not to put greater pressure than ten pounds on his punch. Which would be kind of hard. It was already the third day Sasuke spent being monitored by his teammates and Yuki.

Monday was the worst with Sai, so instead of Sai, Sakura suggested Ino, which made Sasuke rethink about Sai. Tuesday was with Naruto, and they just chilled like men and watched a game on the TV and slept the rest of the day, Wednesday was with Yuki, which she cleaned up the whole apartment and started repainting some of the walls, because of Sai's disaster on Monday. Thursday was with Naruto again because Sakura had an emergency in the hospital. But Friday, Friday was here, and Sasuke was stuck with Sai again because everyone had to get ready for the fair. It seemed that the fair was going to be huge this year because there is actually a shower of meteors on that same night.

So instead of getting into an endless spiral of fights with Sai, which he noticed a pattern on them, of starting an argument about something stupid, then Sasuke calls him gay, Sai replies with the 'Orochimaru excuse and the cursed hickeys', and it ends with Sasuke throwing up again due to the daily checkup and excess of anesthetics in his body. To ignore Sai, Sasuke decided to lock himself up on his room and sleep the whole day. Until he was disrupted by Sai.

"Go away!" Sasuke groaned from his other room.

"Dobe, it's me, Naruto! Believe it!" Naruto yelled.

"How did you get through Sai?" Sasuke opened the door lazily.

Naruto cocked his head and from his room he could see Sai duct taped to the wall. His hands were above his head while his body stood three feet from the floor. It was the most hilarious moment of his life. Not only was he duct taped to the wall but there was lipstick all over his face. Greatest sight ever. He ran back to his room and looked for the camera, took it out and snapped a couple of pictures. This is so going to the newspaper.

"How did you do that?" Sasuke asked coolly, but in the inside he was squealing like a girl.

Naruto pointed at himself with his finger. "Ninja."

Oh… Oh! Gotcha…

"So why are you here?" Sasuke asked, still a little dazed from his nap.

"The fair man! I hope you're going!" Naruto smiled.

"No." Sasuke slammed the door on his face.

"Sakura is coming!" Naruto yelled.

"Where is my kimono?" Sasuke opened the door and dragged Naruto inside.

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Yuki and Sakura walked down the streets in their kimonos, ready to pick up Hinata. The dynamic duo, as Sakura nicknamed themselves, finally picked up the third member, transforming the dynamic duo into the triangular trio. The three girls marched happily to the fair, anxious to see the meteor shower. According to Yuki, meteor showers and romance went together like Gai sensei and Rock Lee, so she had the guts to come to Sakura's apartment and dragged her out, promising to be the best night ever (wink wink).

"So… I…Is… Is Naruto coming?" Hinata turned red every single time she talked about Naruto or ramen.

"Yeah, I bet you guys are going to have a blast!" Yuki cheered.

"Remember, name the first kid after me…" Sakura winked.

"And I have to be the Godmother!" Yuki squealed in excitement while she took out a smoke from her sleeve, lighting it with excitement.

"Do you really have to smoke now?" Sakura waved her hand trying to get away from the smoke.

"I told you it keeps me relaxed!" Yuki sucked on the cigarette.

They walked to the fair were Ino and the rest of the crew would meet them. Along the way they stopped at various shops to admire the glowing decoration each shop owner put up on their shops, giving the streets a decorous look. The paper lantern festooned across the streets, shining in the twilight light, softly glowing, with curious designs, and some of them had Naruto's face in it.

The three pampered girls arrived at the summer festival, just in time. The triangular trio, previously nicknamed by Sakura, wandered around the stands, ignoring the presence of the rest of the group. The tree girls walked along the one way street, made of cheap stands, with business owners yelling and promoting their business, their cries drowned with the music and the chatter of the people on the fair.

Suddenly, the whole group was spotted in a Ichiraku stand. Sai, Sasuke, Naruto, Ino, Hinata… Everyone was there, the whole Konoha twelve was grouped around Ichiraku's as Naruto slurped on one of their new inventions, Ramen with fried ice cream. Ino squealed as she saw her best friend, as if she hadn't seen her for ages and ran over to her with the baby one her arms.

"Isn't he handsome?" Ino squealed.

"To think I pulled that thing out of your vagina…" Yuki let out a puff of smoke.

"Not around the baby, you idiot!" Ino took the cigarette from Yuki's lips and threw it to the ground.

"Aw! that was my last one!" She fake cried as she looked at the cigarette sadly.

"Oh my god! It's so cute!" Sakura squealed as she held the baby on her arms.

"Oh! And he's not dumb!" Ino, proudly proclaimed as her pride overflowed from her aura.

"How can… how can you… can you tell?" Hinata rubbed the tip from her fingers together.

"Well, obviously, the baby is blonde, and blondes are smart!" Ino whipped her hair.

"Should we tell her?" Yuki whispered in Sakura's ear.

"Nah… It's not the right time…" Sakura brushed her off.

"Hi-Na-Ta-Chan!" Naruto darted to his girlfriend, pulling her into a tight embrace, the black haired girl suddenly fainted on his arms and passed out.

"Why does she pass out all the time?" Naruto wandered as she picked up the girl bridal style.

"You turn her- "

"Low blood pressure." Ino was quickly cut by Sakura.

"Oh… well… maybe some ramen will fix it…" Naruto smirked as she went back to the ramen stand.

"This boy was the prodigy that saved the whole village?" Ino asked, with her voice filled with sarcasm.

"Hn…" Sakura pulled her 'Sasuke' move.

"You still like the Uchiha?" her blonde haired friend asked, retrieving the baby back from Sakura's embrace.

Sakura didn't know what to say. Her friend Ino was a notorious gossiper. If she said yes, the whole world, from the foggy mist village, to the mountains of the wind country, everyone will know, that Sakura still liked Sasuke. That would bring to opinions about her. One, it's really cute that after all they've gone through she still has a crush on him. Two, she is pathetic because she tried to kill him, and he tried to kill her and vice versa a couple more times…

"Hn…" Sakura resorted again to the Uchiha method.

"You know, sometimes I think he's gay, you know… Sas- UKE… and he spends too much time with Naruto…" Ino's chattering faded in the background. Ino really annoyed Sakura sometimes, and she clearly wasn't over Sasuke, but she married Sai because he could give her all the sweet sex she wanted without and 'Hn's' or 'Aa's'.

"Hey…" Sasuke popped up beside Sakura, dragging her attention away from her really dumb, self-centered, conceited friend.

"Hey…" She mumbled.

"Hey forehead, attention to me!" Ino snapped her fingers at Sakura.

"Let's just ditch her…" Sasuke whispered in her ear.

Sakura blushed madly as the stoic Uchiha grabbed her hand. He slowly pulled her into the crowd of people, losing the sight of their little group. The grasp Sasuke had on her hand was hard, and dragged her down the one way street of the decorated stands, shining with paper lanterns, in the fair light of the moon. Suddenly, they were out of the fair, the dark night, and the silver light of the moon, guided Sasuke into a cherry tree standing atop of a hill. Slowly, Sakura turned around and could see the whole festival from where she was standing. The whole festival shone bright, while the every light in the village was turned off.

Sakura gazed at the sky, and the lights of the fair slowly faded. The voices of the festival cheered as the first meteor fell from the sky, giving off the silver light in the sky. Slowly, more meteors started to fall. The silver threads they left after the trail of dust stayed for instants imprinted in the sky, slowly forgotten and replaced by new silver threads.

"It's so beautiful…" Sakura whispered.

Sasuke gazed at her. Sakura's beautiful hair was pinned up in a traditional hairstyle. But some hair strands actually fell out of her exotic bun into her milky face, toying around her eyes and cheeks. Sasuke lifted up a hand and slowly pulled one of the strands behind her ear, cupping her face with his hand, while Sakura's emerald orbs pierced through his onyx black orbs.

"You are beautiful…" Sasuke whispered, a blush slowly crept through his face.

"…thanks…" Sakura blushed too, sinking her gaze into the ground.

The Uchiha pulled her gaze up, gaining full attention of the rosette and stared at her with 'tender' eyes, if that's what Sasuke thought. Slowly, Sasuke's lip where the center of attention for Sakura, she just wanted to kiss them again and again until Sasuke wasn't able to talk. Sasuke's lips where millimeters away from hers. The tension build upon them, as none of them advanced into the kiss, until Sakura pulled herself together and kissed him.

The small peck obligated the Uchiha to ask entrance to deepen the kiss. His hands travelled around her silky kimono, wandering if the silkiness of the kimono was compatible to how silky was her kimono. Sakura instead reached out to Sasuke's face and pulled her arms around him, deepening the kiss. The butterflies in Sakura's stomach fluttered without any control at all, making the kiss passionate and romantic. Suddenly, Sakura felt she was thirteen, and the only thing she had in her empty head was Sasuke. Her head was filled with Sasuke.

"Sasuke…" Sakura whispered breathless.

"Will you…" Sasuke was breathless too. "Will you go out… with me…?" Sasuke's face turned redder than the tomatoes he ate for breakfast.

Sakura's mouth fell open, and looked at him; this was the moment she dreamt of her whole life. The countless nights she cried herself to sleep because Sasuke wasn't there where now mere allusions, now that Sasuke would be a part of something big in her life. She tried to gasp out a loud 'yes' but the amount of information her head had to retain was way to over whelming.

"… Ye… YES! OH YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" She jumped into Sasuke's arms, tilting him enough to make him fall onto the ground as Sakura pulled him into a deep kiss.

"FINALLY!" The nearest bush rustled, and with that, Naruto's 'get Ugly and Gay together' , mission named by Sai, was a wonderful success.

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"And then he told you that you were beautiful?" Yuki almost fell out of her stool while Sakura told her the story that happened a couple weeks ago.

"Yes! And then he kissed me… well I kissed him, but he liked it!" Sakura squealed in excitement.

"Oh. My GAWD! You guys are so cute together!" Yuki let out a puff of smoke in the shape of a heart.

"Yeah… but right now he is in a therapy resort right now, but when he comes back he promised to go to on a date!" Sakura squealed again in excitement.

"Ewww… Therapy… isn't that for old people?" Yuki asked, finishing her twelfth cigarette.

"Busted shoulder." Sakura's face was cold.

"You know, Sasuke is really rubbing off on you, might as well grow a duck butt hair style…" Yuki lighted up another cigarette.

"Ha ha ha… So funny…" Sakura sulked. "I miss my baby…"

"But he left two days ago!" Yuki face palmed herself.

"Yeah… but my baby!" Sakura fake cried as she did her mini scenario during her break.

"Seriously, he comes home tomorrow…" Yuki couldn't be more disappointed by her friends.

"Hmm… I think I will be able to pull through…"

"psycho girlfriend…" Yuki mumbled.

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"Why are we doing this again?" Sasuke asked, looking over at his blonde friend.

"We are going to test if your shoulder really is alright!" Naruto said… well shouted, he had to shout everything he said.

"Fine…" Sasuke gripped his sword and swung it side to side, to prove that his shoulder was finally healed.

"Okay, no bust a chidori…" He shouted from the other side of the training ground.

Ah. Chidoris. It's been five weeks… more like one month and a week he had been injured, and he didn't train all that time. So when he set out for therapy, they had to rest once every hour. He was really rusty, or what Naruto or Sai said, a vagina. Not only that hurt his pride, but for the rest of the way, Sasuke's ego was no much bigger than his thumb.

"Aa…" The black haired boy sparked the jutsu with the hand signs, and then grasped the sword, shouting the call of the jutsu.

He was an embarrassment for the Uchiha clan. The little spark was no bigger than a pebble. He was really rusty. Or as Sai put it, he was starting to go homosexual. Not only did his Susano'o fail miserably, but now, his favorite jutsu also failed. He had to restart all over again, pick up where he left off and pull his shit together.

"That is all you've got? And I busted my ass to come and get you back from the Akatsuki?" Sai raised an eyebrow in surprise.

"Shut up you dumb baby maker…" Sasuke groaned.

"Whoa there! We got a wild pussy on the loose!" Sai loved making fun of Sasuke.

"Shut up!" The chidori in his hand grew in size and hit the artist in the middle of the chest, sending him flying through the air into the wall of the training resort. With a poof, a log of wood fell on the floor. Stupid. He should have used his sharingan.

"Yo, Sasuke! Ino told me to return Sai in one piece!" Naruto yelled.

"Not that I worry, but seriously, we have to help mister homosexual here?" Sai complained, his face stoic as always.

"Excuse me? Your wife had a crush on me her whole life, I'm basically a sex symbol!" Sasuke shouted from the other side of the training ground.

"Seriously, shut up, or I'll duct tape you to the wall…" Naruto opened his pack and took out the silver duct tape.

Both of them shut up immediately. The image of Sai duct taped in the wall still fresh in both of their minds. Which took forever to get him down from Sasuke's wall, because according to Sasuke, Sai wasn't stylish enough for his wall, then Sai replied that men who do interior designing are gay. Naruto got mad at them and took Sasuke's leg, stuck some duct tape on his calf, and ripped it off, leaving a red rash on the back of his calf. Never again was he going to question the power of duct tape.

"Good! I see now we have some team work going on!" Naruto smiled.

Hey guys! I just recently woke up... never mind scratch that, I woke up from my surgery and my boyfriend dropped by and stayed for a while, then my mom brought me ramen and my computer. I seriously love my mom. So, just want to tell you guys, the surgery went fine, and I have a couple more and then that's it, but still, please wear sunscreen, because skin cancer hurts like a mothafucking bitch. no joke. To all my reviewers out there, shout out to everyone, THANK YOU FOR ALL THE GET WELLS! it made me feel as if the internet supported me :D. So finally they got the melanoma out of my thigh and right now I have this ugly gash in the middle of my thigh and it's seriously hideous. I won't be able to wear shorts without getting stared at, and at the meets everyone will stare at my leg. Ugh! gross! please, wear tons of sunscreen, all year round, even in Christmas because the sun is still out as cloudy as it gets! and all those myths of 'if I put sunscreen once I'll be fine for the rest of the day' Is a fucking lie! you should apply sunscreen every two to six hours depending your skin tone. Okay, I don't want to overwhelm you guys, but seriously, sunscreen. And review. please.

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