Disclaimer: Lord of the Rings belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien, and Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. As you may have guessed, I am not one of the aforementioned people.
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J: Jiraiya of Naruto
"Die!"
"For the honor of our Lady!"
Aragorn paused, shocked by the sight of a mob of Lothlorien elves chasing his Fellowship comrade Jiraiya. He spotted Legolas among the pursuers, and quickly flagged him down.
"What is the cause of this display?" Aragorn asked Legolas.
"That foul cur Jiraiya has been found spying upon the Lady Galadriel!" Legolas replied hotly.
"That is certainly a grave offense, but surely not enough for elves to form a lynch mob!" Aragorn returned.
"Allow me to clarify: That foul cur Jiraiya has been found spying upon the Lady Galadriel while she was bathing!!!"
Aragorn considered this new information for a split second before choosing the only sane option: He joined the lynch mob.