Prank wars Winchester style
Chapter 10: SURPRISE
A/N: yay! IT'S FINALLY HERE SUPERNATURAL SESOSON SIX WOOOOOO!, I'm starting my own verse of Supernatural, it's going to explain why Gabriel is here and why Castiel is still human and how they stopped the apocalypse Jimmy will be there too Chuck and Becky will pop in sometimes. There will be humor but lots of angst or lest angst and a lot of humor idk we'll see. I hope you guys will like it, so next week or two be ready for my verse of Supernatural season five. Anyway this is the last chapter *cries* I know huh maybe I'll make a 2nd one if you guys want one.
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Now back to the story: Road trip and special guest.
"rise'n'shine buttercups". Dean said as he open the dark blue curtain drapes of the hotel room letting a lot of the early morning sun in. "mmmph". Sam said and threw one of his pillows at Dean. "Hey c'mon Sam today a special day". Dean said walking over to Castiel who was sleeping on the rolling cot. "Hey Cas get up". Dean said shaking Castiel. "mmm" Castiel groaned and wrapped himself more into the brown blanket draped over him. "oh crap I forgot!" Sam said as he shot up to the bathroom with his clothes. Dean smiled then continue to wake the ex-angel. "c'mon Cas get up". Dean said shaking Cas. "just a few…" Castiel dozed off. Dean had a mischievous smile on his face and went to his duffel bag. Dean chuckled to himself when he pulled out a fake spider on a string. "betcha get up now". Dean said to himself.
"hey Cas?" Dean said hanging the spider over his face. "Cas" Dean said in a sing song way. "Cas!" Castiel opened his eyes only to see a giant hairy spider in his face. "ahhh!" Castiel said swatting and he fell to the floor. Dean started to laugh. "ok I'm up, that wasn't funny". Castiel said tiredly rubbing his head. "aw you poor thing, c'mon get up." Dean said as he helped Castiel of the floor. "wow you look like crap". Dean said. Castiel hair and clothes were disheveled his eyes were red and teary, and he looked pale except for his nose and checks. "thanks for stating the obvious". Castiel said rolling his eyes then he coughed. "aw man why do you have to be sick today?" Dean said and he felt Castiel's forehead. "crap you got a fever". Dean said. "what about a fever?" Sam said as he came out the bathroom. "Cas". Dean said. then Castiel sneezed.
"now?" Sam said. "whud so impordant about today do we have a hund?" Castiel said wiping his nose. "no, no hunts today just go take a hot shower if Samantha over there didn't use all the hot water. "jerk". "bitch" they glared at each other then looked at Castiel. "whud?" Castiel said "what no ass-butt?" Dean said. "too tired". Castiel grabbed his clothes out his duffel bag and dragged himself to the bathroom. "yeah he's really sick". Sam said. "but why now he's been human for six months and now he decides to get sick". Dean said. "I don't think you can command sickness Dean". Sam said rolling his eyes. "you know what shut it!" Dean snapped. "maybe it won't be so bad". Sam said. "it better cause I've been planning this for two months". Dean said.
Castiel came out the bathroom looking halfway decent. "od'k I'm ready". Castiel said trying to straighten himself. But then his head went forward with a power sneeze into his tissue. "we might have to do this when he's better". Sam said. "no we're going to Bobby's he can rest there". Dean said grabbing his stuff and headed out the door. "c'mon Cas we'll pick up medicine on the way". Sam said and the left the room
Sam started to hum Surfin Bird. "Sam quit it!" Dean snapped. Sam gave him an innocent look. "Quit what?" They have been driving nonstop to Bobby's house and they were starting to tick each other off. "Stop humming that song!" Dean snapped. "Well what am I suppose to do your radio is broken". Sam said. Dean huffed. "Actually as I recall you broke the damn radio, I told you not to touch it but no you never listen to me!" Castiel groaned from the back. "Will you guy's shud up; I don't know why we didn't just leave till borning insdead of waking up at da crack of dawn to get to Bobby". Castiel complained as he sat up. "Look who finally decided to join us". Dean said.
Castiel rolled his eyes. "Well princess we need to get to Bobby by tonight". Dean said looking in the rearview mirror. "den'd why are we taking da scenic route dat would defiantly take us all day" Castiel said. "Because I'm the driver and want to see the scenery so shut it". Dean said. "Od'k why are we going to Bobby's?" Castiel asked. "We honestly don't know". Said Sam. "Liars you guys do know and I don't know why you won't just tell me". Castiel pouted crossing his arms. "Awww". Said Sam. "adorable". Dean said chuckling. "Whadever". Castiel said. "Hey Dean Can I sit up front when we stop at da… achoo!... next rest stop?" Castiel asked. "No" Sam said bluntly. "Why dot?" Castiel asked. "Because this is my spot". Sam said. "But dis is Dean's car and I didn't ask you". Castiel shot back.
Dean snickered. "We'll see Cas". Dean said. "Wait what don't I get a say?" Sam said. " d'no". Castiel said. "You no what Cas shut up". Sam snapped. "make me". Castiel said. "Cas- "that's enough, don't make me pull this car over!" Dean said. Castiel and Sam huffed and crossed their arms giving Dean the death glare. "no that's better". Dean said. "jerk". "assd-butt". Dean smiled then gave them the finger.
Somewhere at a rest stop
Sam, Dean, and Castiel were walking to the car form the restroom. "dat bathroom will haunt me in my dreams" Castiel said. "ewyuck, I still feel like I caught something". Sam said. "oh quit acting like girls, its call the outdoors man up". Dean said. Castiel was about to open the passenger door until Sam stop him. "uh what are you doing?" Sam asked. "getting in da car". Castiel said sniffling. "well you go in the back". Sam said. "oh c'mon Sammy let him sit there". Dean said giving him the look the Sam shot him the look. "ok rock, paper, scissors". Sam said with a smirk. "aw c'mon Sam don't do this" Dean said. "od'k". Castiel said. "no Cas he always wins". Dean said. "well I'm gonna have to risk it". Castiel said giving Sam a smug look. "do you know how to play?" Dean asked. "I am aware how da game is played so yes". Castiel said.
"ready". Sam said. "yep". Castiel said. "1,2,3" Sam picked rock and celebrated too early, but then he looked at Cas who picked paper and hi smile fade. "holy crap, Cas you beat him". Dean said. "wh- but, one more time". Sam said. "no Sam you lost. Eat it Sammy!" Dean said laughing and hopped in the Impala, Castiel follow suite smiling, then Sam who pouted. "aw cheer up Sam Don't be a sore loser". Dean said. "screw you!" Snapped Sam. Dean laughed.
"ok let's gets some lunch, there a town with food twenty miles away, awesome will be at Bobby's by eight." Dean said. The song Arms of an Angel rang through the car. Dean and Sam laughed. "is dat my phoned?" Castiel asked. "Dude it was Sam's idea". Dean said. Castiel gave him a look then picked up the phone. "ello? Oh hey Bobby… caught a cold… ok I'll give you to Dean." Castiel said and handed the cell phone to Dean. "hey Bobby". "how the hell did he get sick, and why anit your phone on?" "we have no idea, and I think my phone is dead". Dean said. "should we continue or cancel?" Dean looked at Cas. "no that wont be necessary just keep rubbing cream on it Bobby". Dean said trying to cover up his conversation. Castiel and Sam gave him a look "you're an idjit you know that?" "yeah you too Bobby". Dean said then he hung up. "what did he want?. Sam asked. "oh nothing just wanted to make sure we didn't kill ourselves and that he will continue on with the cream rubbing". Dean said sheepishly. "should I ask?" Said Castiel, "I wish you wouldn't" Dean said. "no whose up for lunch?"
"nice going Dean!" Snapped. "well how am I supposed to know?" Said Dean defensively. "blehahh". "well I don't know maybe the fact that he's sick!" Sam said. "will you guys stop". Pleaded Castiel from the bathroom stall. "I am so sorry Cas". Dean said. "this day is getting fucked up by the day". He added. "It's ok just I think I should stay away from…." Castiel barfed in mid sentence. "burgers". Dean finished then winced when Castiel puked again. "what is so special about today?" Castiel asked coming out the bathroom stall. "nothing lets just go". Dean said. then Castiel's phone rang. Castiel picked it up. "hello". Castiel said. there was a moment of silence and then he laughed. "thanks Bobby go to know, do you want Dean?" another moment of silence, and Sam and Dean just stare. "oh, uh were 30 miles away….we went to have lunch and I got sick but we'll be there." Dean mouthed "let me see the phone" and Castiel held up one finger. "oh ok, yeah it was Dean, uh he wants to talk to you" another round of silence and Dean sighed impatiently crossing his arms. Castiel started to laugh.
"Really he did that?". Sam looked at Dean, and Dean shrugged. "wow Sam did that too?" "dude let me see the phone". Dean said. Castiel backed up and help up a finger. "Bobby said 'don't get your panties in a bunch'." "uh huh, ok thanks I do feel better, yeah ok bye". Castiel hung up the phone. "what did he say?" Dean and Sam said. "oh nothing Batman and Robin" Castiel chuckled as he left the bathroom. "batman and robin?" Dean said in confusion then it hit him "wait what did he tell you?" he started to chase after Castiel. "what?... oh Crap". Sam said.
They pulled up to the Bobby's house. Castiel is sleeping in the back snoring his mouth wide open because he still cant breathe through his nose. "ok we're here, go make sure everything is ok?" Dean said. "ok". Sam said and he left the two in the car. "hey Cas?". Castiel shot up. "what I'm up what I miss?" Castiel said quickly. "whoa slow down cowboy, we're at Bobby's". Dean said. "oh where's Sam?" Castiel asked. "inside". "well let's go". "wait I want to tell you something". "what is it?". "well today was suppose to be a special day but it tanked so please just bare with me". Dean said. "uh ok, today fun I kinda like taking the scenic route". Castiel said. Dean laughed then he saw Sam waving them in. "well let's go". Dean said. Castiel got out of the car but Dean was still sitting. "are you coming?" "oh yeah I just have to get something out the car it's in the back stay here." Dean said.
"ok lets go" and they walked to the house and onto the porch. "did the lights go out?" Castiel asked then blew his nose. "well lets find out after you". Dean said. Castiel opened the door and it was dark inside. "Bobby, Sam?" "SURPRISE!" Castiel jumped and was blinded by the light, when his eye adjusted to the light he saw familiar faces. "Chuck, Gabriel and I don't know who you are but what's going on?" "I'm Becky and this is you birthday party silly". Becky said. "I don't understand." Castiel said then looked at Dean. "well Dean kept nagging use to throw a party for you, so we picked the day you first came to Dean and Bobby which was September 23." Sam said. "wow thanks". Castiel said still shock wiping his nose. "aw the poor thing your sick come here, sit fight here". Becky said grabbing his hands and sitting way to close to him. Castiel smiled nervously at Becky. "hi?" Castiel said. "Becky give him room". Chuck said.
"alright lets have cake then- Castiel interrupted Bobby. "this isn't really necessary". "and presents after". Bobby said with a smug smile. "well then carry on". Castiel said wiping his nose. Everyone laughed. Gabriel made a cake pop out of nowhere. "I told you I'll make the cake". Bobby said. "well it got scorched and this is better it got three kinds of chocolate". Gabriel said. "Gabriel!" Bobby said. "It was an accident". Dean clapped his hands together. "ok cake time". Dean said. "oh I also brought dozens of the juiciest burgers for later". Becky said. Castiel face went pale then he darted to the bathroom. then everyone looked at Becky. "oops". "well this was almost a perfect day". Sam breathed.
The end
A/n: aw its over thanks to all who put me on you favorites, and reviewing and making this story have over 300 hundred hits thanks. Now I got to go and get ready for Supernatural just 2 more hours