A/N: I don't own iCarly. This is going to be a lot shorter than most of the others, and a lot different from the other versions for this word that I've read. I wrote this one about 6 times, and none of them came out well, and I'm not happy with it.
Super Seddie 100 Word Challenge
Nightmare-Freddie's POV
Most people who know Sam Puckett think that she's a nightmare, and most of the time, they're right.
She's mean.
One of her favorite things to do is make fun of people. She starts fights and almost everyone is terrified of her, especially Gibby, who after me, takes the most abuse from her. Her favorite form of torture is the Texas Wedgie, and that's the main reason that Gibby usually runs away from her screaming like a little girl.
She's rude.
She has no manners whatsoever. She talks back, especially to teachers. All the teachers we've ever had hate her, and most of them are scared of her too. Ms. Briggs especially, she ends up giving Sam detention almost everyday, most of the time on principle alone. Sam eats constantly, which is surprising for someone as small as she is. She steals peoples food, usually mine or Carly's. She chews with her mouth open, which usually leaves me nauseous. She loves destroying things, and doesn't care if she gets in trouble for it.
She hates everything girly.
The color pink makes her want to puke. I don't even think she owns skirts or dresses.
She's a lot of things that most people find intimidating or abrasive. But the thing is, there's other things about Sam that aren't such a nightmare. She's beautiful, you can't take that away from her. When she does calm down long enough to just sit down, sometimes I get caught up in her. The way her blonde hair is always all over the place, the way her blue eyes change colors depending on her mood. She's hilarious, and when she isn't hurting me, I'm usually laughing when I'm with her. She can be nice when she wants to be, and she's nice to Carly all the time. It's just everyone else in the world that gets the other side of Sam. I've seen it twice, the time we kissed, and the time Missy was trying to steal Carly away from her. I've realized that Sam acts the way she does because it's her way of protecting herself from getting hurt. I don't know how to tell her that I'll never hurt her without her making fun of me or hurting me, but I hope she knows it. She might be a nightmare, but she's the only nightmare I'd want to have.