AN: Okay, so whatever! Fuck you, UNNAMED! Haha... You can't even get an account, you fucking loser! I bet you don't even FUCKING KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SHIT, SO FUCK OFF, OKAY!? You fucking bitch fucker! Argh... DON'T YOU FUCKING DISS KATIE! AND WHOEVER SAID THAT SHE DOESN'T EXIST, FUCK OFF! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT; SHE'S MY GF (Guardian Force) SO FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOU, SPANISH PERSON! Okay, so anyway, my weekend was super shitty again. Got, my parents are so fucking stupid! Losers... They don't know anything like all you fucking flamers. You know what they made me do? They made me go to Death Valley Park! GOT, SO FUCKING BORING! WHO GIVES A FUCK? It was hot and didn't fucking matter; it was just a DESERT AND ROCKS! What a bunch of shit! Fuck you, mom and dad! You fucking suck! AND HEY! STOP SPAMMING WITH 'COCK' YOU FUCKING FAG! Oh, and yeah, this chapter is kind of scary, so I don't want no pussy fucking girls complaining about it, you fucking pussy whores!

Okay, so here's the next chapter and it's my longest yet it's great, okay!?

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CHAPTER 10: The Second Unnamed Chapter

We were in the jungle, still, and it was raining, so we kept walking through the jungle but then, I suddenly remembered that I have teleportation powers, so I used them and we were in Madara's lair.

"What are you doing here, you stupid morons!? Doth shan't be here!" he said in gratuitous, butchered old English. All the girls were scared but I wasn't because I was a man, and men don't get scared (Fuck Get Scared! I hate them! They're modern faggots trying too hard to be like Motley Crue!) but girls do. The girls were crying and screaming. They were so horrified; they didn't know what to do, so I blasted Madara and he fell over.

"What hath you done?" he continued to speak in bastardized Shakespearean. "I will killest thou!" he roared. "You will die tonight, fucker fag, and I will fuck your bitches' cunts!"

Taliana came out too. "I will fucketh their pussies, too!" she shouted, also in Ye Butchered Olde English. "We will both fuck the cussies!" So... Are 'cussies' supposed to be a portmanteau of 'cunts' and 'pussies' from the Shakespearean era? Did I miss something from that lame-ass English class back in Los Alamitos?

The girls fainted. Those stupid, dumb whores... So, our battle began. I couldn't believe that TALIANA had betrayed us! But she sexily said, "Ronan, I still love you and I want to fuck your big, gigantic cock even though it scares me." And so, I walked up to her and pulled out my cock. She sucked it and we fucked so hard that she screamed. My dick was so fucking big! How could she handle this shit? It was so fucking big (yes, I need to say this a lot of fucking times!) this fucking whore would hurt. What the fuck.

And then, I pulled out the Sword of Takaharu (after pulling out that other sword out of Taliana's sheath, of course) and began to fight Madara. He screamed because he was so scared of my huge-ass sword, and he didn't have one. I sliced his head off, but it grew back, and his severed head flew at me, saying, "I will get you, fuckhead, and shall kill thee!" And it flew back to his body, seemingly forgetting that there was already another head to replace it. Madara began to fight me again. He was so mad, and angry, and sexy... "Stop it, Ronan!" I thought to myself. "Did you just describe your fucking adversary as sexy?"

Taliana sexily screamed, "Don't you kill him, you fucking loser bitch, or I will kill you, Madara!"

"You betraying bitch, how the fuck do you dare do this shit to me? I will kill you, you fucking cunt skank!"

As I ran over through his lair, I stabbed him with my sword and blood was everywhere. Despite this, he just flew away. "Our fight is over, but the battle has just began, you cunt!" And again, he flew away. Taliana looked at me sexily. "I want to fuck you," she said, and we fucked because we won the battle, but then, her eyes grew black. "I have a secret power nobody knows about except for you. I will use it and we will defeat Madara for good and he will die!"

"I also have a power," I said. "We can fight together to defeat him. He will be murdered by us!" Then, all of a sudden, I began to float, and blue light surrounded me, and a voice came and said, "You are the chosen one to defeat Madara along with Taliana, and it is also foretold that Sakura, Taliana, and Mandy will marry you, and you will fuck the pussy all day." As I floated, the blue light blinded Taliana forever.

"I love you Ronan, but I can't see what you have done. I still love you though, okay?" she said and we went home.

Mandy and Sakura were jealous of me and Taliana, but then Taliana came into the room and said, "What are you talking about you fucking sluts? And Ronan? YOU WILL NOT TAKE HIM. HE IS MINE! I NEED AND DEPEND ON HIM ALWAYS!"

"Oh yeah? Well, bitch, I bet I can fucking kick your ass!" Sakura replied.

"Oh, I bet you can't, you whore!" said Taliana.

And then, it was raining. They went outside and fought, and so did Mandy. It was muddy and their shirts got wet, showing their giant tits and milking nipples. It was so hot; I jacked off to it and came in the mud. They rolled in my cum and they were so horny from the fight. Mud and cum was in their clits and then Taliana said, "I love you, Mandy, and Sakura, you want to fuck?" And they did: Taliana put Mandy and Sakura in her pussy and used them as dildos. And then, she asked them to put spiked anal beads into her. They said yes; they fucked her with the anal beads and she poured cum from her cunt and they took a shower in it because she is 12 feet tall. And then, Sakura and Mandy both came and Taliana drank the cum from their pussies. She squeezed it out of them. It was so good; it tasted like strawberries. "Mmm... Your cum tastes good, you fucking whores," Taliana said. And then, they all fell into the mud, but I was hard again, so I came on them again and they loved it. They groped my huge muscles and said, "Oh, you're so sexy. You're a man! A real man! Not a fucking fag or a girl." That, despite the fact that they had fucked each other moments ago. "Mmmm... Your cock is huge," they continued. "And you have such giant muscles, and you're very smart. Please... We love you!" And then...

TALIANA TOOK OUT A RING AND PROPOSED! "Ronan, I love you and Sakura and Mandy," she said. "Let's get married!"

"WHAT THE FUCK, TALIANA? MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO PROPOSE, NOT FUCKING DUMB BITCHES!" I replied, reminding them of the correct place of women in the world, at least, according to me, and the way things should damn well be. She was so sad and cried all night and day. They all did because I said no, but the next morning after that, I said yes and gave them my own ring and threw out Taliana's. We were going to get married, but then, all of a sudden, Madara showed up, but he left. Perhaps he didn't want to be a wedding crasher, or maybe he just felt lazy that day. Anyway, we started to plan our wedding.

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AN: Okay, so that was CHAPTER TEN. I KNOW IT WAS SCARY AND DIFFERENT AND REALLY ORIGINAL, BUT DON'T FLAME, FUCKER! DON'T FUCKING FLAME! THANKS, KATIE, FOR THE IDEAS AND FOR THAT FUCKING HOT BITCH TALIANA! GUYS, I WANT TO FUCKING FUCK HER BIG, TIGHT PUSSY! And hey, everybody, I might make a poll here so you better all fucking vote if I fucking do, okay, fucking fags? Good. Hahaha. I knew you would, and thanks, fans, for all the love and support you guys send me in messages.