After you read this, this chapter will contain cursing and sexual content in it. Well, no like they're gonna have sex, but you know. Dirty sex talk.
You just Discover Eto and Tatara are dating how do you respond?
Naki: ….
Dr. Kanou: But etooo,
Dr Kanou: I thought what we had was special!
Eto: That's so on the past! And by the way, I only talked to you about the experiments you're on. I thought I made that clear, since the day we met.
Dr Kanou: ….
Eto: No hard feeling right?
Dr Kanou: well I tho-
Suddenly Tatara comes from behind with his kagune and aims it at him
Tatara Whisper: Allow me, Dr Kanou, don't ever
More closer whisper Tatara: ever, fucking ever, touch my property okay?
Dr kanou: -gulp-
Eto: Umm, you were saying something?
Dr Kanou: Well, I thought I can invent you a private ahem ajajaja a um
-Tatara gives an instance glare-
Dr Kanou: I-I umm I was trying to say, since you guys are dating, I could invent a private room so you can jaja, do your private things!
Eto: Oh well, so no hard feelings?
Dr Kanou stars to cry
Dr Kanou: No, of course not, wh-hy wou-uld i?
Eto: Okay then.
Tatara Thinks: Yeah you better run, fucking with my girlfriend!
Naki: Eto, you're dating kami sama how is that even possible?
Nico: Another guy falls, my next target is Ayato kawaii kun!
Ayato: The fuck, you say homo?
Nico: All I'm saying is that everybody here is getting more beautiful than I expected to be.
Eto: I don't know, but I hope this news doesn't get you awkward to all of you.
Tatara: Yeah, cause us dating doesn't change a thing! Cause is just normal two ghouls having sex around every damn time!
Eto: Tatara, mind your words, naki is still here.
Tatara: Oh yeah, mind if I explain the bees and birds to him?
Eto: Sure go ahead, but I don't think he will never understand.
Shachi: Too late, nico is already giving him the lessons.
Shachi: Oh boy, I feel sympathy for naki sometimes.
Ayato: ….
Ayato: Freaking birds and bees!
Miza: Omg, Torso look his blushing!
Torso: Yeah, woo bird and bees!
Torso thinks: My dear tooru!
Mutsuki: Achoo
Ayato: Ahem, Um, Wha-at should I be awkward?
Ayato: I don't care, what do you do in your free time, right Noro?
Noro: ….
Ayato: Exactly!
Tatara: Well, since we made it clear, if you guys see some bandages on the floor guiding to some room. Don't go on that way
Nico: This is getting intense!
Eto: Yeah, because we will kill you and rip your eyes!
Nico: So intense, so beautiful!
Ayato: The fuck are you guys insinuating now?
Shachi: None of your business ayato, none of your business
Kaneki: ….
Kaneki: Hey Touka, don't you think Aogiri tree is getting all very "love dovey" around lately?
Touka: Well, since they're the evil organization of this, perhaps the audience likes that the evils have their sensitive and romantic sides.
Organization V: Hey don't forget about us!
Kaneki: Oh yeah, you too, but you don't matter right now
Organization V: You meanie, guaaaaaa
Kaneki: …
Kaneki: Hey banjou now I see why tatara never leave eto by his side
Banjou: Yeah, one day I stare at eto's backside by mistake and tatara kick me on the stomach.
Banjou: And you know, the day we went to the mansion, I started to think of tatara and eto appeared and strugges my bones out of me
Kaneki: Ouch!
Nico: That's it!
Nico: Tatara and Eto are the living example couple of aogiri tree romance!
I will explain this chapter, this announcement takes place in the sequel of Tokyo ghoul, that's why I insert miza, and torso. But you're wondering, why did I insert shachi on this announcement, since in the sequel, he doesn't appear on aogiri tree. Well since shachi, was part of aogiri tree I decided, to put him for that lolz!
And naki, poor naki, he doesn't get any rest. Just like banjou!
Thanks for reading guys!
-AleCastro