Wedding #10

Itachilova101

A/N: ItachiXJiraiya! Another request! Okay, I had to do a lot of research on ballet dancing to do this, so enjoy! If you don't, I'll be sad...

"You do realize I'm married, right?" asked Itachi while Kisame tried to force him in a dress.

"C'mon, you're an evil serial killer/son of a bitch. Do you honestly think she'll be surprised?" he asked.

"... Good point..."

"Now, get in this dress!"

"Why? I'm a guy, aren't I?"

"Well... That's debateable..."

"Is it?"

"I think so..."

"Do you even know what that means, Kisame?"

"... That's beside the point..."

Itachi chuckled and walked off, away from Kisame and his dress. He put on a pair of sweatpants and a T-shirt.

"You aren't going to wear something at least half-formal to your wedding?" asked the blue man.

"Nope."

So, he walked out of the room and sauntered down the aisle casually and sat on top of the alter which the priest must have thought of as an offense.

Then, in came Jiraiya.

"Aww, I wanted to be the guy!" he whined.

He walked off and came back in a ballerina tutu and Plieed, Pirouetted and Sauteed down the aisle until he was face-to-face with Itachi.

Itachi only looked like he was going to be sick.

"I... Have to marry you?"

"Yes, you do! Don't you feel so honored to be marrying a man with such status such as I?!"

"No... I feel like I'm going to be sick, actually."

Tsunade, being the priest, cleared her throat and motioned for Itachi to get his (Oh-so-smexy) ass off of the alter and stand on his feet like ordinary (Not a smexy) people.

"Okay... Weddings... Hm, what shall I say?"

Itachi suggested, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. We will all miss Jiraiya... NOT!!!"

Jiraiya pouted.

"God, Man, get out of that thing! I think you're going to make me go blind!" yelled Tsunade.

"Good thing I'm going blind," commented Itachi.

So, Jiraiya did as told, he took off the tutu and the top. ... Gasps, screames and wailing from babies was heard.

Itachi smirked and commanded, "Jiraiya, next time, where underwear under your tutu..."

"But-But... Going commando is much mre comfortable!"

He then broke out into song, singing, "I'm not wearing underwear today". (A song from Avenue Q!)

Tsunade yelled, "can we finish this wedding already?!"

Jiraiya stopped in midsong and stood still... Naked still...

"Okay, Itachi, do you take this... Disgusting excuse of a man to be your husband... Or wife, whichever the case may be?"

"Hell no!"

"Okay, Jiraiya, do you take this evil serial killer/son of a bitch to be your husband or wife?"

"How many people are going to call me that today?" inquired Itachi.

"Not in this lifetime," answered the naked man...

"Good, then let's get out of here!"

And they all, including the audience, ran out of the place they were in and caused a HUGE disturbance to men, women and children because of Jiraiya's lack of clothing...

A/N: Sorry for the shortness... Sorta ran out of shit to use...