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While Edward, Bella and everyone else are searching for Victoria and Barney, Chile and Elizabeth are having relationship problems back in Forks.

Charlie: Well I'm sorry I can't come home whenever you want me too! Some of us have jobs you know!

Elizabeth: And what is that suppose to mean?!

Charlie: It means...! Well when I think of what it means I'll inform you!

Elizabeth: Well you just do that then!

Charlie: I will!

Elizabeth: Fine!

Charlie: Fine!

They both storm out of the room.

*Later that day at the Cullen house*

Renee: Carlisle, we need to talk.

Carlisle: Okay...

Renee: I know what you've been doing at after work lately.

Carlisle: *Nervous laugh* Look honey I can explain.

Renee: I just want to know why you didn't tell me.

Carlisle: Well I wanted it to be a surprise.

Renee: Oh believe me I was surprised. And so was Elizabeth.

Carlisle: *Confused* Why would you tell Elizabeth?

Renee: Why wouldn't I tell her?

Carlisle: Because it's none of her business.

Renee: You and Charlie dating is certainly her business! Charlie is her husband!

Carlisle: *Shock and even more confused* Wait...what?! Charlie and me? Dating? No! No! No!

Renee: Well surely I'm not going to tell her your sleeping together right off. That can wait. I don't want her to die all over again!

Carlisle: We're not sleeping together! *Gets bad mental images* Eww!

Renee: Oh don't play dumb with me.

Carlisle: *Muttering* This kind of thing never happened with Esme...

Renee: What?

Carlisle: Nothing, nothing. Look Renee I don't know--

Carlisle is cut off by a very happy Charlie bursting though the front door.

Charlie: Oh Carlisle! I'm so glad you finally broke the news to Renee. I hope she didn't take it to hard.

Carlisle: What news?

Charlie: *Skips over to Carlisle* Oh you know about us being a couple.

Carlisle: I told her no such thing!

Charlie: *Giggles* Oh your such a silly boy.

Carlisle: Charlie are you high?

Charlie: *Laughs girlie like* Course not silly!

Carlisle: Then why are you acting like this?!

Charlie: Cause I love you why else?

Carlisle: *Shudder*

Charlie: Now kiss me you handsome thing! *Leans towards Carlisle lips ready for some sugar*

Carlisle: *Screams like a girl and fleas*

Charlie: How was that Ren?

Renee: Wonderful! Let's see him forget my birthday again. Now time for cake...

Charlie: Cake! I'm right behind you!

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