Rebecca: XD we has questions 83

From last time o3o

sam: yaaaaaaaaaay

zim: not again!

sam: ok

Dib: for the love of everything good! Whyyyy?

zim: because we're all doomed, our lifes are just pointless

Rebecca: *looks at Anubis* YAAYY you guys are still here 8D

osiris: not for long, i have a tea party with a greek god, i think his name was poseidon (neptune) or something

Bastat: thats only you... I wanna see where this goes

osiris: whatever *poofs to his party*

sam: QUESTION ONE!

Rebecca: OKAY 8D and yes Ask the gods and goddess a question one this is up!

zim: get on with it, my grave's waiting, because i'm going to die here...OUT OF BOREDOM!

sam: easy zim, you'll wake up the dead

benedict arnold: hey you alien -,- don't you know the meaning of REST IN PEACE!

[Rebecca: ...

sam: told ya so

red: who's that old rotten corpse?

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Question for Zim! What would you do if you found your mission was a fake? Dibby: How would you react if you saw Gaz and Zim making out? All: Is Poop Cola made of poop or something? Why would you name something like that! What does Poop Cola taste like anyway? *hugs GIR*

Dib: Making out? *eye twitches*

Gir: YYAAYY *hugs back*

Gaz: :/ I will kill you for asking

zim: i would grab a bottle of irken wisey and when i'm drunk enough i'm gonna sk gir to marry me

sam: poop cola is made off, candy cane with brocoly, it tastes how it's called and i don't now why the makers called it 'poop cola'

: Gir: o3o whats marry?

zim: that i'm gonna wear a white dress and you a black outfit a stupid priest is going to say something stupid you give me a ring we kiss and we'll be togethher for all eternety, or till death, whetever comes first

Gir: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY I'M GONNA GET MARRIED 8D

Rebecca: he still don't get it

zim: whatever

Gir: Can I get a mongoose for best man? 8D

Rebecca: XD

zim: you can get a pie in your face for best groom

Bastet:*finds that funny*

Nut: Why that metal bucket is stupid

Gir: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYY

zim: isn't it, if i observed red's hand right, gir got, a nail, a buble gum, 2 pennies and a pepperclip for a brain

red: y-you saw that?

zim: zim sees everything

Gir: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY I'M MADE OF BUBBLE GUM AND PENNIES 8D

zim: *facepalm*

Rebecca: XD wow Gir

sam: next question?

Gir: XD YAAAAYY BUBBLES

zim: gir, you're crazy

CityGirl1013:

1. I dare Dib to dress up as a gheeto girl and braid his hair XD

2. I dare Zim to watch at least 3 FRED VIDEOS! :D *evil giggle*

, did you had your first kiss? (I bet not LOL)

Gir: *looks at Red* I love you 8D

Rebecca: o3O

zim: fred?

Dib: Me a cheeto Girl? I'd die before doing that!

Gir:*hugs Red* X3

Rebecca: O.o

red: look a suck monkey *points in random direction*

Gir: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY *runs in direction* I'm COMING SUCK MONKIES 8D

red: piew, that was easy

Rebecca: You know when he finds out he is just gonna hug you again And Won't let go till you turn Blue

Dib: A blue Irken?

Rebecca: xD

red: blue is sooooo not my color! i'd rather die pink!

Rebecca: Pink? what are you? Gay? Or Bi or just a sissy?

red: i'm bi 8D

Rebecca: ... You know I'm just going to let Gir get ya... Wait most of my friends are Bi

Thats good

Dib: Bi-sexual Irken, wow cool

Rebecca: Sam is bi too

zim: almoast every irken is bi, dib...

Dib: huh?

Rebecca: does that make Purple Bi?

zim: almoast, every irken beck...-.-'

Rebecca: o3o just say yes or no

Gir: YES wait a Minute NO 8D

Rebecca: I'll just go for yes dammit

pur: i'm straight

Gir: Whats a bi? o3o is it a fish?

Rebecca : XD sorry Pur

Dib: No...Bi's are not fishes O.o

Gir: Is a Bi a pig? 8D

Rebecca: He really is Stupid

Gir:*goes to Red* PIGGY 8D

red: piggy be in the next room

Gir: but you said bi's a piggys o3o

Rebecca: no they are not pigs Gir

Gir: Is a bi a rabbit? Or a puppy? 8D

Rebecca: ;;; *sigh*

red: no gir it's not

Gir: Is a bi a octopus? o3o

Rebecca: *hits face on wall*

red: ya now, as dib, i'm sure he can tell you XD

Dib: Don't bring me into this Alien!

red: oh yes i will! gir if you go bother dib you'll get a sweety

Dib: *gets out sleep cuffs* YOUR GOING TO THE SWOLLEN EYEBALL IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP

red: *whispes to gir* you'll get a real living and breathing piggy if you go to the big head boy

Gir: ? 8D

red: yes reaaaaalllyyyy

Dib:*goes to Red and puts the cuffs on him* -_-;;

Gir: o3o

zim: daddy!

Dib:*just leavess him there* Atleast he will shut up now...

zim: *tackles dib*

Dib: get Off me Zim!

Rebecca: Red is just sleeping O.o *takes the cuffs off him*

Dib: Hey where did the keys to the cuffs go?

Rebecca : :3 *shows them and puts the cuffs down*

zim: threw them to becky XD

Dib: ...

Rebecca: XD Red is Free!

red: *wakes up*

Rebecca: welcome back from dream land

red: thanks for waking me up, i didn't know that i had such a fucked up mind

Rebecca: your welcome

Dib: ...

Rebecca: ^^

Dib: I'm not even going to ask what he means ;; probally disgusting anyway

red: disgusting in a disturbing way, that's what happens when i am put to sleep by force or by drugs...

Dib: okayyy then

sam: next question

please?

Rebecca: okay

CityGirl1013:

Whoops, scratch out the truth.

Dib, who was your first kiss?

Dib: Sam? maybe

Rebecca okay

Invader Zoran again! :D

*hands Gaz a gameslave 3 * Now gimme ur soul!

I have a truth for My Tallest...Admit that one of you are my parents!

I have a dare for Gaz and Dib. I dare you to act like each other the whole chapter.

And I dare Gir to try and eat Zim!

My human friend Mackzy: DIB AND GAZ, I DARE YOU TO KISS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

*Zoran o.o* Both: BYE! *smacks Zim for no apparent reason*

Dib and Gaz: No...Never -_-

Gir: I'm gonna eat you 8D *trys eatting Zim*

purple: ok i am your mammy 8D

zim: NEVER!

Rebecca: ...

*Walks to get some air*

Dib: o.O

Gir:*still trys to eat Zim

Bastet and Nut: Rebecca has left the building

zim: *shuts gir off*

Gir:*is off*

[Nut: I have no idea if she will return

Bastet: then this will be ... Well canceled

pur: i was only joking

Bastet: go get her...

Nut: she has left the building... As in left

pur: i'm going for a walk *runs after becky*

*Somewhere*

Rebecca:*in a tree* ...

pur: becky?

Rebecca: what? *lying in the tree, limbs hanging down*

pur: ya know i was only kidding

Rebecca: *Looks down at him*

pur: *smiles at you*

Rebecca:*leaps out the tree and lands on my feet*

pur: wanna go back?

Rebecca: yeah

pur: *takes your hand and walks back with you*

Rebecca:*walks with him, while we hold hands*

*back with the rest*

Bastet and Nut: :/

pur: we're back!

Nut: I wish Ra would at least let me see Geb...

Bastet: Welcome back

Rebecca: thanks

sam: becky?

Rebecca: yeah?

sam: next question?

Rebecca: thats all of them today

sam: :c

ra: because we're outta questions, i'm going to grand you all one wish*

Rebecca: o3o

Nut: Does seeing Geb count? 8D

Bastet: ;; *sigh*

ra: yes

Rebecca: wait... Wasn't Nut and Ra husband and wife? but Nut fell in love with Geb?

Bastet: yup

ra: -_-"''

Nut: YAAAAY 8D I get to see Geb!

ra: *sends nut to geb*

Nut: 83 yaay *hugs Geb*

Rebecca: Most of the gods and goddesses have wifes or Husbands O.o

Bastet: Yeah Anubis has Anput

ra: next request

: Anput: errmmm... I got nothing

Rebecca: hmm I wanna have the biggest cheese cake!

ra: *gives you the biggest cheese cake*

zim: i wanna be as tall as tallest myuki was!

ra: *makes zim tall*

zim: yaay!

Anput: I love you Anubis 33

[ anubis: i love you 2

Dib: I want Gaz to disappear

ra: then i'll grant gaz a last request

Gaz: whatever, Take me to the biggest game place ever

ra: ok *poofs gaz to the game zone a dimension filled with game chars that have the largets game collection in the universe*

ra: next

Bastet: I want to get a pizza... We never had pizza... In Ancient times

ra: *poofs her to bloatie's*

Bastet: Yaaayy *Because she is a goddess she gets free pizza's*

ra: next one

Me: *sees Tak*

Tak: I wanna be an Invader!

ra: *poofs tak to an invaders rank* happy?

Tak: Finally! after all these years, I'M AN INVADER 8D

ra: next

skooge: *comes in* i want rebecca to be my girlfriend!

ra: whatever * poofs you to be his GF*

Rebecca:*falls in love with Skoodge by Ra's power* Skoodge 33

Dib:*looks at Purple* o.o

purple: i want to undo what skooge wished!

ra: ok i'd be happy to *undoes spell*

Rebecca: what just happend?

purple: skoodge wished for you to be his GF and i wished for it to be undone

Rebecca: yaay x3 thank you Purple

Dib: tough luck Skoodge

skoodge: T^T *leaves*

invader tenn: i wish that meekrob was concered so i could go on a vacation!

ra: request granted *meekrob is now coquered*

Keef: I wish Zim was my Bestest friend again

Rebecca: ;; -_-

ra: request denied

zim: YES!

Keef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs away*

Rebecca: *laughs*

sam: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rebecca: xD

[15:07:13] samanta dominika oyen: me: i wish a romantic date with dib in the gohic café 'round the corner, matching outfits please? ;)

Dib: xD woooow

ra: *poofs sam and dib away*

Rebecca: xD

Angel: I wanna grow up

Rebecca: o3o

ra: but you're so small and cute, are you sure?

Angel: I only want to for a day o.o

ra: oh ok that makes it something diffrent, i thought you wanted to stay that way lie zim *points*

zim: I'M TALL! HA IN YOUR FACE RED! WHOOT!

ra: -.-"'

Angel: o3o I wanna see what being grown up is like...

ra: ok *furfills her wish* have fun with your new body, for as long as it lasts

Angel: Thank you ^^ *looks like her mother*

Rebecca: whoah o.o

Dib' : i wanna be ruler of all mankind for 24 hours!

Rebecca:*sees Skoodge come back* -_-;;

Angel: ^^

skooge: hey hello, pritty lady *talking to angel*

Angel: :3 hi

ra: ok dibora is now ruler of maning for a day *makes her ruler for a day*

Rebecca: she is only staying that way for a day -_- Purple, Skoodge is chatting up your daughter...

Angel: :3

pur: *hits skoodge over the head with a hiper drive*

skooge: aw

Rebecca: xD

Angel: hehe :3 sorry I'm only a adult for a day

skooge: T^T

Rebecca: xD

Angel: x3

zim: *makes sure Rebecca or pur doesn't see* hey angel, looking good

Angel: thank you :3

pur: hey where's angel?

Rebecca: ermm She was here... She wished to be a adult for the day she looks like me...

red: hey becky, my son's chatting up your daughter

Rebecca: he is? o.O

Angel:*giggles*

zim: ...and then *laughs* and then i threw him of the highest mountan earth had to offer

Angel: xD awesome hehe

Rebecca: o3o

red: hey aren't you gonna beat him up?

Rebecca: actully...They look cute o3o together

red: zim's staying this tall for the rest of his life ya know

Rebecca: o3o;;;

zim: ...annyhow, hey wanna go out, i now a nice restaurant around the corner

Angel: Yeah :3

Rebecca: you know o.O a smeet with a smeet sounds strange and disturbing

red: zim's 16

Rebecca: How old do you think Angel is? When not Adult?

red: around 10

Rebecca: yeah... a 10 year old with a smeet Sounds strange.. She is still a child

red: hmhn

Rebecca: yeah... Purple Angel might get a smeet soon O.o she is going alone with Zim... She is not here ._.

*Everyone goes to do whatever*

End of Chapter