Ok, here is chapter ten of TRB5! And since it is the tenth chappinter, they shall be changing dimensions! That last one was boring. But this one brings us back to- wait, never mind. If anyone has any recommendations, wants to cameo in this story, or has some bizzaro idea you think I would approve of, tell me in your review! I like reviews. They taste like yum. So review. ... p-please?

Anyone who wants to use a quote from or draw a scene from this thing, go ahead. (If it's a picture, email me a copy! n.n)

It's my personal promise that this will be mind numbingly stupid! YAY!

Disclaimer: No, but I will! Masashi Kishimoto is my uncle. He said I could have it for my birthday. No, not really, you dolts.

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Temari, passing out, flopped over sideways onto poor and insane Shikamaru.

"Meh?" He said.

"Shikamaru! What is your problem? And that's got to be the second time Temari has fainted! Meow." Kankuro said, even though last time I forgot all about his cat, who is on his head.

"... I like swooords." said Shikamaru.

"We're doomed, meow." said Kankuro.

"Wait... Why are we in this box? And what the crap happened to Temari?" asked Shikamaru.

Gaara and Shino shrugged. That one cat named Long Claw, but will now be called Fluffy because that's a funny name, shrugged.

"I blame Orochimaru." Kankuro said for no reason.

"Be quiet, someone is coming!" Shikamaru spoke-ed.

"So. How about them bears?" asked on guy outside.

"Who ARE you? Get away from me! I just need to deliver this box!"

"Heh. Bears."

"Um, whatever. Think you can help me lift this thing? It's really heavy."

"No."

"Okaaay then..."

The box carrier picked up the box of children when suddenly the other guy kicked him repeatedly in the shins! OH WHY!

The box fell to the ground, but the other guy caught it and ran away, leaving the other man injured on the ground.

"NYEHEHEHE!" screamed the man, "I'm a LEPER CON ARTIST!"

Then the box was sucked into another dimension. WOO!

"... huh." said the Leper Con Artist. Then he shot the bleeding man with a grenade launcher and giggled adorably with big chibi eyes.

The other dimension

A bunch of people were milling around in what seemed to be a cave when SUDDENLY an enormous portal opened up, and after a bunch of amazing dramatic music, a popping sound was heard, leaving the box on the ground.

"... what is that thing?" came one voice.

"A box, you idiot." muttered another.

"SHHH! Morons! There is something in the box!"

"Well, then open it." came a girl's voice.

One of them kicked the box mercilessly.

Soon around 50 people were pounding the box, simply caving in the sides and crushing the people inside. However, there were enough cracks to hear those inside. A scream of horror resonated throughout the cave.

"SHIKALAZYMARU YOU PERVERT!" screamed someone.

I think we all know what happened. Temari woke up sleeping against Shikamaru's shoulder. She overreacted as girls with rockets for hair do.

"Ow! I'm not a pervert... you are SO troublesome."

"Hehe, Shikamaru's a perv. Meow."

"Kankuro, you are stupid. What the... hey, are we somewhere else? HA! I don't have to talk anymore!"

"I HATE YOU SHIKALAZYMARU! PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT!" Punching and beating sounds are then heard, growing more painful with each scream.

"..." Hm. I guess we did change dimensions. By the way, Gaara, why ARE you still talking out loud?

"I guess there is FIVE of them!" said one of the people outside. "Hey, can you guys hear us?"

"Uh-huh." Shikamaru said before Temari continued her path to giving Shikamaru a concussion.

"..." Shino glared, half asleep. Shut up.

"Why should I?" asked the aforementioned person outside.

"...?" Shino sighed. Why does this scenario seem so familiar? Oh yeah. WHY CAN YOU HEAR ME?

"..." Gaara added. This is almost getting old.

"You aren't from here, are you. Here in Blordehourtsenmohck, we ALL talk that way. Usually. You've landed in middle of the reject pile." said a girl cheerfully.

"..." Shino said. Oh. Then I must be asleep.

"..." said Gaara. Actually, we're all awake. Mmyep.

Down in Konoha where the old folks go

Kiba walked down the street with Hinata and Kurenai.

"Soooo. Where do you think they all went?" asked Kurenai.

"Pff. They're probably all Shino's bizzare friends. All walked off. Like DUMMIES. Nyeh." Kiba said.

"U-um, I believe that they w-were stolen! Why else would 5 strong ninjas be gone! B-b-besides. Shino doesn't have a lot of f-friends." Hinata stuttered.

"Hm..." pondered Kiba, "Hey, you guys. If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is there to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?"

"Here's a better one! If a tree falls on Kiba in the forest, does anyone care?" snarled Hinata viciously.

"What?"

"N-nothing..."

"Oh, you silly children!" Kurenai smiled.

Sakura's house of DOOM! Be warned that the following grammar is correct.

Shnookles watched mournfully as Sakura waved goodbye to go to training, though to all appearances the bear still had it's ridiculously large and psychotic grin on it's face.

He knew Sakura couldn't bring him out of the house. It was a danger to the girl. His presence almost always caused Sakura to lose her cool and convert to her true nature: Brash, loud, and pure evil. The others only bought her sugar coated attitude because all of her rage and anger was suppressed under the forces of Shnookles's power. Shnookles. The cuddly wuddly smiling teddy bear was the only thing saving the world. However, don't get the impression that he WANTS to save the world. It was the girl's choice. She didn't want to enslave all living beings on the planet. She didn't want to smile down with satisfaction at the blood pooling underneath the heads of her enemies. Yet.

(A/N: Holy crap, I've found my calling. PSYCHOTIC TEDDY BEARS! Wait, no...)

Outside of the house, Sakura was skipping merrily to her training, humming idly as she thought of the horrible destruction she would release on the world. Today was Sasuke's last chance. His last chance for redemption. His last chance for survival.

Dashing up to the boy, she folded her hands beneath her chin.

"Sasuke-kun! Will you come eat at the ramen stand with me tonight?"

"... hn."

"C'mon, pleeease?"

"No."

"Why not!"

"You are an annoying bitch.

"O-ok..."

Then she walked past him to the training area. Sakura sat down at the base of a tall tree and pulled out her diary.

Death List:

Sasuke

"Well, Sasuke-kun, you will be the first." she muttered, sighing contentedly.

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See what happens when I apply myself? TAKE THAT ENGLISH TEACHER! HAHAHAHA!

jgc123: ... cough

Kalilamae: So. Didja like it?

jgc123: I'm going to have nightmares about being trapped in a box with a teddy bear.

Kalilamae: Good. That's very good.

jgc123: No it isn't.

Kalilamae: Yes it is! You're stuuupid. Stupid like a moose.

jgc123: Heh. Potato.

Kalilamae: Do you even know what that's from?

jgc123: I forget...

Kalilamae: sigh It's JtHM. I think he was talking about Dillon's head.