JET SET RADIO "For Your Convoyance"
(#9)
Final Draft
March 2, 2012
COPYRIGHT 2012 SEGA
FADE IN:
INT. CORN'S BEDROOM-DAY
CORN is asleep on his bed, which is composed of some couch cushions covered over with a blanket. We hear a knock, and-
BEAT (OFF-SCREEN)
Corn! Wake up already! We've been waitin', what, twenty minutes already?
GUM (OFF-SCREEN)
Beat, shut up! He's had a long night.
CORN gets up and goes out the door.
BEDROOMS-DAY
CORN
All right, what is it?
BEAT
We were-
JAZZ skates over to the THREE GGS.
JAZZ
Guys! There's somethin' important on Jet Set Radio! D.J. Professor K intercepted one of Rokkaku's transmissions!
CORN and GUM exchange glances.
JAZZ presses a button on her radio watch.
ROKKAKU
(on the wrist radio)
Attention, Rokkaku Police Unit 1! Prepare to guard the incoming shipment that should arrive later today. Meet with Rokkaku Police Unit 17 and unload it. The goods will be divided between here and the Future Site of the Rokkaku Expo Stadium. This will be pivotal to the construction of the stadium!
D.J. PROFESSOR K
(on the wrist radio)
Now doesn't that sound like good news?
We hear a CLICK as JAZZ turns off her radio watch.
BEAT
I don't get it. Why does it matter if Rokkaku's sending stuff to the Future Site of the Rokkaku Expo Stadium? It's nowhere near us.
JAZZ
If Rokkaku finishes it, not only will he have two bases, but he'll be able to get rid of the gangs in Benten-cho as easily as he got rid of the gangs in Kogane-cho.
GUM
And then we, the Love Shockers and the Doom Riders will be the only ones left to stop him.
CORN
Where are the Doom Riders, anyways? We haven't seen them in a while. I'd say it's a good thing, but-
BEAT
Why are we standin' around? Let's go!
CORN
What if it's one of Rokkaku's traps?
GUM
You're right, but we don't know for sure.
JAZZ
I've seen the progress made on the Rokkaku Expo Stadium. It's goin' up pretty fast; we need to take action.
BEAT
How are we gonna go 'bout it?
CORN
I have a plan.
CUT TO:
GARAGE STORAGE AREA-DAY
It's a small, shed-like HUT, much like the others in THE GARAGE. The only difference is with the walls. They're convex and ready to burst open.
CORN
Stand back, guys. This could get real messy.
BEAT
What d'you mean by tha-
CORN opens the door, and narrowly dodges a heap of various supplies that pours out. It continues to pour out for a few seconds longer.
GUM
(to BEAT)
Does that answer your question?
CORN continues to sort through the pile.
BEAT
What's the hold-up?
CORN
It's gotta be in here someplace!
GUM
I think I know what you're lookin' for.
GUM goes over to the pile and helps CORN look.
GUM
Here it is!
GUM holds up an old paint bucket and pries open the lid.
JAZZ
What's in there?
CORN
(proudly)
Home-made glue.
JAZZ
How much is there?
CORN
There are four cans. I could make more, but-
GUM
We don't have time for that. It takes too long to make it.
BEAT
How do you make it, anyways?
CORN
It's actually pretty easy. All you need is flour, water, sugar and vinegar.
BEAT
(unimpressed)
Really?
CORN
Yeah. You just have to mix half the water, sugar and flour into a thick paste. Then you mix in the rest of the water until it's smooth.
BEAT
Why not just mix it in all at once?
CORN
I dunno. I don't come up with these things. Anyways, after you mix it, you add in a little vinegar to keep it from goin' bad. Then you boil it until it thickens again, and after it's thickened, you put it in an airtight container.
BEAT
Heh, I guess that's pretty cool. So what are we gonna do with it?
GUM
(to CORN)
I think I know where this is goin'.
(to BEAT)
You'll see when we get there.
CUT TO:
EXT. THE SITE OF THE TOKYO LINE-NIGHT
A TRAIN quickly moves down the track, passing the wall that THE GGS are hiding behind.
CORN
Look at the size of that train!
ROBOY
That's gotta have a lot of supplies on it.
JAZZ
So, what's the plan? We're not gonna be able to sabotage a train that big, even with all of us here.
CORN
That's what the glue is for. What we can't steal or trash, we'll pour this glue over. It'll cause more damage, plus it'll take days for Rokkaku's goons to unstick everything.
SODA
What exactly are we gonna do? There's no way we can all sneak onboard without bein' noticed.
GUM
We're not all goin' on board. Me, Corn, Jazz, Roboy and Yoyo will have the four cans of glue. The rest of you are back-up, in case somethin' goes wrong.
BEAT
Well, if you guys screw up, you can count on us!
COMBO
(to BEAT)
Aside from you.
GUM
(to YOYO)
Are you ready?
YOYO
I'm ready, yo!
ROBOY
Let's do this!
ROBOY grabs a spray can and throws it onto the tracks. The TRAIN hits it, blowing up the can and creating a huge paint cloud.
CUT TO:
INT. TRAIN-NIGHT
HAYASHI
Good thing I decided to oversee this. Something always has to go wrong with things like this. Rokkaku Police Unit 17, investigate that smoke!
CUT TO:
EXT. THE SITE OF THE TOKYO LINE-NIGHT
A ROKKAKU POLICE UNIT runs out of the TRAIN in the direction of the smoke.
GUM
They're in the smoke. Let's go!
From the opposite direction, GUM, ROBOY, CORN, YOYO and JAZZ skate up to the TRAIN. ROBOY goes over to a door and tries to open it.
CORN
Hurry up, they're comin' back!
ROBOY opens the door.
ROBOY
Got it!
GUM and CORN peer around the corner of the TRAIN. The ROKKAKU POLICE UNIT is walking back towards the TRAIN.
CORN
You guys come in with me and Roboy-take and break whatever you can, and put that glue to good use. This won't take long.
The FIVE GGS go in through the door.
INT. TRAIN-NIGHT
CORN and ROBOY are inside a small room filled with complicated-looking dashboards and a large computer. They go over to the large computer.
CORN
This is what directs the train; it doesn't have a driver. If I can bust this, it'll take a long time to fix the train.
ROBOY
Which means Rokkaku won't be able to use it to ship goods to the Rokkaku Expo Stadium!
CORN hooks up ROBOY to the computer.
CORN
Roboy, access the security code.
The screen remains blank for a moment, then scrolling numbers appear.
ROBOY
I've got somethin'!
CORN looks at the screen intently for a moment.
CORN
I think I know what to do here. Each pair of digits is supposed to add up to a number in the security code. The first and second digit add up, so do the third and fourth and-
As the first and second digits are "1" and "3", CORN quickly types a "4".
CORN
At least this uses easy math. The numbers change so quickly!
As the third and fourth digits are "9" and "5", CORN quickly types in a "14".
CORN turns around and glances at the monitor for the TRAIN'S security cameras. Behind CORN, ROBOY convulses. On the monitor, we can see the ROKKAKU POLICE UNIT approaching the TRAIN.
ROBOY
Corn, I-
CORN
C'mon, Roboy, you can do this! You can pull through!
As the fifth and sixth digits are "8" and "7", CORN quickly types in a "15".
ROBOY starts to convulse harder.
ROBOY
I got-I got the f-first couple num-numbers, but-
CUT TO:
EXT. THE SITE OF THE TOKYO LINE-NIGHT
The ROKKAKU POLICE UNIT goes up to the TRAIN door and stands guard in front of it.
CUT TO:
INT. TRAIN-NIGHT
CORN looks up at the monitor.
CORN
Roboy, are you okay? What's wrong?
ROBOY
I-I can't control myself! I-
ROBOY starts to flash as ALARMS BLARE.
ROBOY
Intruder detected! All Rokkaku Police Units to the side door!
CORN looks up at the monitor again. The ROKKAKU POLICE UNIT tries to force the door open.
CORN
Roboy, snap outta it!
CORN looks around for a place to hide. As he's about to find one, we hear a GUN CLICK.
CORN looks at the door to find himself at gunpoint surrounded by the ROKKAKU POLICE UNIT. He reluctantly puts up his hands in surrender.
CUT TO:
INT. TRAIN COCKPIT-NIGHT
ROKKAKU POLICE 1
We found intruders onboard.
A small ROKKAKU POLICE SQUAD leads in CORN, ROBOY, YOYO, JAZZ and GUM, who are handcuffed.
HAYASHI
Ha ha! What do we have here?
HAYASHI walks over to the FIVE GGS.
HAYASHI
Rokkaku-sama will be very pleased.
CUT TO:
EXT. FORTIFIED RESIDENTIAL ZONE SEWER ENTRANCE-UNKNOWN TIME
All of THE GGS skate out of the entrance, BEAT in the lead. They stop shortly after and look out at the FORTIFIED RESIDENTIAL ZONE through a large hole in a fence.
BEAT
That building over there's gotta be where they're bein' kept!
COMBO
Thank you, Captain Obvious. We all saw them go in there.
The REMAINING GGS slip in through the large hole, skate through a few alleys and stop near a few warehouses. They all slip back into the alley as a ROKKAKU POLICE CAR passes by, and continue on until-
SODA
Hold on, there's somethin' up ahead.
THE GGS duck into an alley near a warehouse.
Nearby, we see many ROKKAKU POLICE SQUADS loading crates onto a CONVOY OF TRUCKS. GUM, JAZZ, CORN and ROBOY are chained together, and being escorted by the ROKKAKU POLICE.
GUM
What, is Rokkaku too wussy to confront us himself?
ROKKAKU
(from OFF-SCREEN)
Then why am I gracing you scum with my presence today?
Enter ROKKAKU.
ROKKAKU
(to the ROKKAKU POLICE)
I see you've caught-huh? Where is he?
ROKKAKU POLICE 2
He who, Rokkaku-sama?
ROKKAKU
That Rudie we keep encountering over and over again. That Rudie with the auburn hair and the…strange…headphones.
ROKKAKU POLICE 2
The one you had us on special alert for? We didn't see him today.
JAZZ
(to CORN)
Come to think of it, where is Beat?
ROKKAKU
Beat? So that's his name. No matter, I can use you to obtain him. All it requires is a little patience.
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EXT. FORTIFIED RESIDENTIAL ZONE WAREHOUSE ALLEY-UNKNOWN TIME
SODA
What was that about? I couldn't hear a thing!
COMBO
I dunno, but they're definitely up to somethin'.
BEAT
I'm goin' in.
BEAT skates out of the alley.
RHYTH
He really doesn't think things through, does he?
COMBO
You just noticed this?
ROKKAKU POLICE 3
Hey, isn't that the guy Rokkaku-sama just mentioned?
ROKKAKU POLICE 2
It is! Get him!
BEAT smirks, then takes off.
The ROKKAKU POLICE aren't far behind BEAT as he rounds a few corners, grinds up a telephone pole over them and jumps off onto a rooftop.
A moment later, another ROKKAKU POLICE SQUAD exits a staircase onto the rooftop, cornering BEAT.
ROKKAKU POLICE 4
Look around! We have you surrounded!
BIRD'S EYE VIEW of the rooftop. There's nothing that BEAT could grind to escape.
BEAT
Bring it! I don't go down that easily!
BEAT steps backwards, towards the edge of the roof as the ROKKAKU POLICE SQUAD approaches.
ROKKAKU POLICE 1
You'd rather face death than face us!
BEAT jumps off the roof, wallrides on a billboard, jumps to and wallrides another couple billboards until he reaches the ground.
BEAT
See ya!
BEAT skates OFF-SCREEN.
CUT TO:
EXT. FORTIFIED RESIDENTIAL ZONE WAREHOUSE-UNKNOWN TIME
COMBO
We've tried all we can, and we can't break the lock!
SODA
That's some strong metal. Even with my cybernetics, I can't break it!
RHYTH
Don't worry about us for now.
GUM
What's important is to stop Rokkaku from gettin' all that stuff to the Future Site of the Rokkaku Expo Stadium!
YOYO
We shouldn't worry?
CORN
Yoyo, if we don't stop Rokkaku now, we could later be one of the only gangs left to stop him!
RHYTH
What happened to Roboy? Is he fried?
CORN
You could say that. I don't want him to corrupt again and bring the Rokkaku Police to us.
ROBOY
I-I'm doin' the b-best I can to keep c-control!
YOYO
So, how should we get you out, yo?
GUM
There might be a key inside one of the cars. Beat lured those Rokkaku Police away, so it's likely they didn't have a chance to hide it.
CORN
Hold on a minute, we got other things to worry about!
GUM
You guys trash-or steal-the supplies and then free us!
SODA opens the back of a truck. COMBO, RHYTH, YOYO, and SODA jump inside.
INT. TRUCK-UNKNOWN TIME
SODA
Now how are we gonna do this?
RHYTH (OFF-SCREEN)
Guess what I found!
RHYTH cheerfully holds up two of the glue containers.
COMBO
Good find!
CUT TO:
EXT. FORTIFIED RESIDENTIAL ZONE WAREHOUSE-UNKNOWN TIME
Enter BEAT.
BEAT
Hey, miss me?
CORN
Good thing you got the Rokkaku Police away from here! The others were able to sabotage the convoy.
COMBO
And look at all the stuff we salvaged from it!
COMBO gestures to a pile of bags and boxes.
SODA
Now how do we get you guys outta the chains?
RHYTH
Maybe Roboy can do it.
CORN
That's a good idea. Roboy could generate enough heat to weaken the chain, and then it could be broken.
JAZZ
But what if Roboy corrupts again?
CORN
We'll just have to risk that.
(to ROBOY)
Sorry I have to do this, but I'm gonna have to confuse your programming.
CORN takes a screwdriver out of his backpack and unscrews ROBOY'S back plate.
RHYTH
I don't get it. What is he doing?
OFF-SCREEN we hear a loud WHIRRING, like that of a computer that is overloaded with commands.
YOYO
I guess we'll find out, yo.
The WHIRRING grows louder.
ROBOY
I-I c-ca-n't-
ROBOY starts to flash.
ROBOY
Alert! Alert! Intruders detected on the premises! Eliminate all intruders!
CORN
This is exactly what I hoped wouldn't happen! We have to break the chains now!
SODA
The chains are gettin' hotter! I think I can break them!
SODA grabs the chains, winces from the heat, and snaps them.
We see the chains breaking and hitting the ground.
SODA
Ow! I hope I never have to do that again.
CORN
Soda, are you okay?
SODA
A little burned, but I can take care of it later. We got bigger concerns!
THE GGS skate back into the alley, and skate through a few more alleys. The ROKKAKU POLICE aren't far behind them.
CORN peeks out of the alley, and ducks back in.
CORN
We'll have to get to the sewers another way! There's a bunch of Rokkaku Police Squads here, too!
THE GGS grind up a fence, jump and wallride a billboard and jump off onto a rooftop.
ROKKAKU POLICE 1
Hey you! This is dangerous! It's irresponsible! What happens if kids start trying this?
BEAT faces the "FOURTH WALL".
BEAT
Roof-hopping is fun. Roof-hopping as an act of escaping a corrupt police force is a crime. Every state/province has corrupt-police-force-escaping laws that apply to roof-hopping, and local entities such as cities and counties have anti-roof-hopping ordinances. Violation of these laws can result in a fine, probation or a jail sentence. SEGA does not condone the real life act of escaping corrupt police forces in any form.
BEAT lets out a long breath.
BEAT
(to GUM)
Why do we have to say junk like this?
GUM
The network mandated it.
BEAT leaps onto an adjacent rooftop as a bullet barely misses him. THE GGS grind across a telephone wire just seconds before it is shot from under them and collapses.
RHYTH
Hey, I see a monorail!
GUM
Rhyth, this isn't the time to admire the scenery!
RHYTH
I'm not. I just think we could use it to escape.
CORN
That's actually a pretty good idea. Everyone, follow Rhyth!
RHYTH jumps onto another roof. From there, she jumps onto a telephone wire, grinds along it, and jumps off onto the top of the MONORAIL. The rest of THE GGS follow.
From the top of the MONORAIL, THE GGS watch the ROKKAKU POLICE approach.
COMBO
Good timing; it looks like it's gonna move!
YOYO
That was a great idea, Rhyth!
RHYTH blushes slightly.
RHYTH
T-thank you!
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EXT. FORTIFIED RESIDENTIAL ZONE-UNKNOWN TIME
The MONORAIL stops and THE GGS jump off the top.
GUM
The Rokkaku Police aren't around here.
CORN
I've never been to this part of the Fortified Residential Zone before. Where are we?
YOYO
Let's look around, yo.
The GGS skate around a few buildings.
COMBO
It looks like we're on the edge of the Fortified Residential Zone.
JAZZ
Hey, I see the sewer entrance!
We see a SEWER ENTRANCE. It doesn't look identical to the one THE GGS normally use, but it is very similar, nonetheless.
COMBO
This can't be the same sewer entrance we always use.
GUM
It's not, but I don't see any other sewer entrance, and it's too risky to go back into the Fortified Residential Zone and look for the other one right now.
CORN
We'll go in, but we'll use caution.
THE GGS skate into the SEWER.
INT. SEWER-UNKNOWN TIME
RHYTH
So far it doesn't seem any different than where we usually are.
SODA
I guess all parts of the sewer look the same.
BEAT
Well, that's it! I'm goin' ahead!
BEAT skates off down the sewer.
CORN
Hey, wait! What part of "we'll use caution" don't you understand?
GUM
"Caution" isn't even a word in his vocabulary.
Moments later, a yell from BEAT ECHOES down the tunnel as he plummets into a large pit.
FADE OUT
THE END
If you want a true "Saturday Morning Cartoon" feel, "watch" the intro before each episode!
If you played Jet Set Radio Future, you probably know what's going to happen next.
This episode was a result of me splitting an episode in half (the other half being "Wishes on Airplanes") and completely changing the plot of this episode. The unusual thing about this is that I didn't split the episode because it was too long; I split it because the plot flowed much better as two episodes. Also, the cliffhanger ending didn't really fit "Wishes on Airplanes".
The method that Corn mentions is actually how you make wheatpaste. Yes, I know how to make wheatpaste. I've never used it (I prefer to use spray glue; it's stronger, dries much faster and it's waterproof), so I can't speak for how well it works (plus I'm allergic to wheat.) Though, from people I know who use wheatpaste, it does the job.
Next Saturday Morning:
The GGs-and two newcomers-adventure to Kibogaoka Hill to investigate a mysterious disappearance...but what they find far outweighs their expectations. In fact, it could shape the fate of all of Tokyo-to! Keep watch for "Urban Legend" next Saturday morning!
