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The plan

(Edward's POV)

"Stupid Emmett. Stupid stupid stupid. How could he have done this to me. And to say Bella dared him! Well, maybe I can believe that, but he was stupid to go along with it." I kept mumbling to myself, and thinking about ways to kill Emmett after the plan. Yes, we do have a plan. Thankfully Rose was kind enough to go on a ride with Emmett so we could get him back.

"Why is this paint not coming off?" Alice whined.

"It's ok Alice, it will. Just give it some umph." I told her.

As we were washing the paint off, here comes Mike Newton down the road.

"Hey Edward!" He yelled out of his cars window. "I didn't know that you were, well... you know."

"Shut up mike. It isn't true, it was one of Emmett's dumb pranks again."

"Ohhh Ok, suuuuree. HAHAHA!" He laughed as he sped down the road. "See ya at school!"

Oooh Emmett is going to pay dearly.

"Emmett?" Jasper asked.

"Yeah Jasp?"

"What was that look Rose gave you before she left with Emmett for?"

"Oh, she just thought of an ingenius way to pay Emmett back for what he did."

"Ooooh, tell us Eddie! Tell us." Alice begged.

"I will. As long as you never ever call me Eddie again." I said through clenched teeth.

"Ok, Rose wants us to do something terrible to Emmett's precious jeep. You know Eye for an eye?"

"OH MY GOSH THAT IS PERFECT!" Alice squealed, half yelled. "We can paint it pink and... and... write Spice Girl Fanatic on it!"

"No no no. It has to be something better. Here is what we will do. We are going to ruin it, not destroy it. That would be too harsh. We will scratch it up, and then paint it pink and write 'I'm a barbie girl' all over it. Alice, we will need tons of glitter. And I mean tons."

"Gotcha brother dearest." She replied, while doing a salute.

"Jasper, we will need something sharp to make the scratches nice and big, and I will go get the paint. Everyone meet here in about 25 minutes. Ready, set, go!"

Once everyone left, I made my way for the hardware store.

When I got there, I found that there were more shades of pink than I thought there were. Pink, salmon, strawberry, neon pink, blah, blah, blah. Then I saw it. It was a hot pink, but it was brighter than a regular hot pink. I quickly picked it up, paid at the cash register, and ran at vampire speed back to Jasper and Alice.

"Ok, does everyone have everything?" I asked.

"Yep. I found plenty of glitter in my sewing box kit."

"And Carlisle had tons of tools. I decided on a screw driver, a saw, and a hammer."

"Perfect. Now it's time to get to work."

(Emmett's POV)

"Gee Rose. You are sure being nice to me after all that I had done."

"Oh Emmett. I was furious, but when you said Bella dared you, well... I don't know, I guess I just love you too much."

"Awwwww. Do you want a big Emmett hug?"

"NO!! Stay away!" Rosalie screamed as she held her arms off as to ward me off.

"Fine, but I thought you said that this was gonna be romantic."

"Well, the moon isn't up yet now is it?"

"No. Well, where do you want to go?"

"Just a drive. The house is so boring these days."

"Yeah." Was all I could think of to say, until I had a question. "Is everyone else mad?"

"Of course they are. All of them want to kill you right now. That is why we left."

"Ohhh I see. Hey, I have an idea. How about we go see a movie?"

"Ugh, ok Emmett. Whatever you want."

"YAY! WE'RE GONNA SEE A MOOVIE, WE'RE GONNA SEE A MOOVIE!" I shouted.

"Okay, okay Emmett, enough."

"We're gonna see a moovie, we're gonna see a movie." I whispered, but Rose still heard me.

"Emmett." She said in a warning voice.

"Okay. Ill stop"

(Rosalie's POV)

"How much longer must I put up with this. I hate going to movies with Emmett, they are always dumb action movies, or movies with the Spice Girls in it. Isn't Edward done with the jeep yet? He said he would call when he was done, and it has been an hour. Pretty bad when a vampire takes this long to do something. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT EDDIE, I SAID IT!" I yelled in my head, hoping Edward was paying attention.

"What movie do you want to see Emmett?" I asked in my sweetest voice.

"I don't know, but let's go inside."

"Okay, tell me when you have bought the tickets."

It took approximately ten minutes for my idiotic husband to decide. And worst of all, the theater was completely full, and the person two chairs away from me kept burping loudly. Eeew, I hate the movies. Once the movie started, I was disappointed to see that the movie was an action, naturally. I started to get into it. When all of a sudden, it came on. Yes, the Spice Girls. Emmett, of course, noticed and got up on his chair singing and belly dancing.

"Slam it to the left.

If you're having a good time

Shake it to the right

If you know that you feel fine

Chicas to the front

Uh uh go round

Slam it to the left

If you're having a good time

Shake it to the right

If you know that you feel fine

Chicas to the front

Hi Ci Ya Hold tight!"

Thankfully for me, a security guard came in and escorted Emmett out of the building, for 'disturbance of the peace.'

About a minute later, I left to meet up with him at my BMW.

"Sorry about that Emmett. Anything else you want to do?" I asked, trying my hardest to keep my cool. But before he could answer, my cell rang.

"About time." I muttered under my breath.

"Hello?" I ask.

"Bring him home Rose. Bring him home."

"Okay, I'll be there in about 2 minutes. Bye."

"Emmett? We need to go home now ok? Bella reminded me that you still have to make cookies, and I'm getting pretty tired."

"sigh Ok Rose. And Im sorry about what I did in the movies."

"Oh its ok. I know you were just having fun. Now lets go." I ordered.

(Emmett's POV)

The ride home was very quiet. Was Rose mad at me? Does she still love me? Ughh I just need to chill out. Thankfully the ride was about over, and our mansion came into view.

When we pulled up, I realized something was wrong, terribly wrong. There was some kind of... umm... stiffness, and quietness in the air.

I walked around to the backyard to see if everything there was alright.

That's when I saw it. This cannot be happening to me.

"NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.

(Edward's POV)

I was sitting on the couch in the living room with Jasper, Alice and Bella. We were in the middle of a board game, when we heard a loud, well, VERY loud yell.

I turned to Alice, Jasper and Bella and asked, "Do you think he found it?"

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