Oh, oh wow, I am uber sorry for not updating sooner. I actually forgot I had to update this fic at some point in time, and just stopped thinking about it. But, then, earlier today I was like "Alright, it's time to sit your ass in front of that beast of a computer and update Powercords and Motorcycles." And that I did.
Now...read on young explorers.
Sabrina sprawled herself out on the couch, smirking slightly. Kurogane had just gone to have a shower. Which presumably meant he was going to stop by his room first, meaning he was going to find the hole in his door. Now it was all a matter of time.
"When did you last see Kimber and Shaolan?" Fai was asking.
Sabrina tilted her head to the side to see what Fai was up to.
Fai was sitting cross-legged on the floor, staring up at Hideki, who was sitting calmly on the couch. They were trying to solve the dissaperance of both Kimber and Shaolan. Sabrina was wondering too, but she wasn't going too make a big show out of it. Which, in truth was nothing like her, but she was tired, so much so that she didn't want to pay attention for more than five minutes at a time.
"Uhn, let me see" Hideki mused, "Just after breakfast. Kimber was teasing Kurogane again, and Shaolan was talking to Syaoran. Then they were just gone."
Fai nodded, making a small 'ah' noise.
"Kimber probably went to the mall" Sabrina said thoughtfully.
It was true, she had been going on about seeing what was 'on-the-market' for clothes and luggage. She had always had a strange thing with luggage.
Sabrina heard an aggrivated growl from three stories up.
"Wait for it" Sabrina murmed.
Fai looked at her curisously, "Wait for what?"
Sabrina grinned knowingly. "An angry Kuro-puppy" She informed him.
Fai grinned manically, but then tilted his head to the side. "What made Kuro-chan angry?"
Sabrina grinned a grin equally as evil as Fai's. "You'll see."
"Alright!" Kurogane hollered, his voice ringing down the stairs, "Who drilled a hole in my door?!"
Sabrina giggled slightly. Fai had an eyebrow raised curiously. "A hole?" He asked himself.
Hideki looked just as puzzled as Fai.
Kurogane stomped into the door, obviously fuming. Sabrina figured that if this was a cartoon Kurogane would be steaming from the ears.
"Well, it wasn't me" Hideki said.
"It wasn't me either" Fai promised, throwing his hands in the air, "So no need to get angry at me Kuro-woof."
"What was that?" Kurogane bit out, his eyes narrowing dangerously.
"What was what?" Fai asked innocently, tilting his head to the side curiously.
"That name!" Kurogane snapped, twitching slightly.
"Oh!" Fai exclaimed, clapping his hands together brightly, "The name! Do you like it?"
"Not a chance in hell" Kurogane growled.
Fai's face fell overdramatically.
Sabrina grinned in amusement, Kurogane had obviously forgotten about his reason for making such a show in the first place.
"Will Kuro-puppy like any of the names I give him?" Fai asked himself loudly.
"When hell freezes over dumbass" Kurogane growled.
"Kuro-cranky is so mean" Fai moaned.
Kurogane grunted irritably.
"Hey, Great Master, have you seen Kimber or Shaolan around?" Sabrina butted in before his sanity would snap and he decided to strangle someone.
"Kimber" Kurogane growled like the world was suddenly starting to make sense.
"I take that as a no" Sabrina grumbled before turning to Fai, "Wanna play cards?"
Kurogane muttered something along the lines of "I'll kill her later, after a beer." Before venturing off to the kitchen.
"What kind of cards" Fai inquired curiously, tilting his head to the side.
"Well, I suck at most card games" Sabrina admitted, "So, Cheat then?"
"I'm game!" Hideki exclaimed.
"Hyuu! Sounds like a plan to me" Fai said in agreement.
"We need more people" Sabrina muttered. Cards wasn't all too much fun without lots of people.
Fai nodded. "Oh, Kuro-sama!"
"Not my name! Damnit!" An angry voice called back.
"Oh!" Fai exclaimed.
Sabrina could pretty much see the imaginary lightbulb fake-click.
"It's Kuro-chan, right?" Fai guessed teasingly.
"KU-RO-GA-NE!" Kurogane hollered.
"Ah, so it is Kuro-chan" Fai mused loudly, just loud enough for Kurogane to hear from the kitchen.
"Alright! THAT'S IT!" Kurogane's sanity had obviously snapped.
Hideki instinctivly flinched, grabbing a pillow to shield himself.
Smart man, Sabrina thought.
Kurogane stomped out of the kitchen, beer in hand. Sabrina noticed rather ruefully that his grip on the can was so tight that if he was any angrier the can would break.
"So, does Kuro-chan" Fai was starting to put extra emphasis the taller man's name. "Want to play a game of cards?"
"With you?" Kurogane guessed, fury still flaming in his eyes.
Fai nodded, "Please! It'll be fun!"
"If you're playing, no chance" Kurogane grumbled.
"Oh, come on! Kuro-sama" Sabrina pleaded teasingly.
A twitch flickered on Sabrina's lip, forming a small, bemused smile.
"No damnit, I am not playing a stupid game of cards with you!" Kurogane stomped his foot on the around to emphasise his point before turning and marching up the stairs.
"Kuro-chan is the stupid one!" Fai called after him.
"Well, let's go find other people to play cards with" Hideki suggested.
"But who?" Sabrina asked over-dramaticaly.
"Hmmm…" Fai stroked his chin thoughtfully.
"Chii's still here" Hideki said, mainly to himself.
"What are you still doing here then man?" Sabrina inquired. She figured he'd be off, flirting like a middle-school boy with a crush.
"Go woo her!" Fai cheered.
"B-but" Hideki stammered, face flushing from the previous comment.
Sabrina leapt up suddenly, striding over and hauling Hideki off the couch.
"Go man, go!" Sabrina cheered, sounding strangly like a man at a intense football game.
Fai leapt up too, and joined Sabrina in the joyous event of literally shoving Hideki up the stairs and in the direction of Chii's room.
Sabrina stood at the top of the steps, turning to peer at Fai, who was halfway up the flight.
"Now what?" She asked boredly.
"Let's go find Kuro-cranky" Fai suggested.
Sabrina shook her head. "Nah, too easy."
Then, the fictional lightbulb clicked.
"Hey Fai" She began, walking down to stand one step above him.
Fai tilted his head to the side curiously, blond locks, hiding the amused gleam in his eyes Sabrina knew was there.
"Let's draw!" Sabrina exclaimed, pumping her fist in the air.
"We need crayons" Fai reminded solemnly.
Sabrina nodded eagerly.
"Let's get Great Master to drive us to the mall!" Sabrina suggested.
"I'll go fetch him" Fai said, before giggling at his recent statement.
Sabrina gave him a thumbs up. "Good luck."
Fai nodded before trudging up the stairs.
"He's a brave one" Sabrina muttered proudly.
Not many people would dare to go ask Kurogane to drive them somewhere, to get crayons.
"Who is?" A voice inquired from the bottom of the stairs.
Sabrina turned around to find herself facing Kamui..or Subaru. She had never been good with faces, especially ones that looked like others.
"Fai went to face the great monster" Sabrina explained, just assuming he would figure out who 'the great monster'.
"That is brave" Subaru/Kamui agreed.
He walked past Sabrina, slinking up the steps smoothly. Sabrina remained where she was, feeling that it was the safest place to stand until Kurogane decided to go on a blind killing spree.
"THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IN HELL I'M DRIVING YOU TO THE MALL!" Kurogane's angered voice echoed throughout the dorm, leaving those in their rooms somewhat terrified, and Sabrina rather bemused.
"Temper temper" She scolded to no one in particular.
"NO!" Kurogane snapped. Fai had probably made a comment.
Soon after Fai's rather amused voice could also be heard.
"Oh, please Kuro-woof?" Fai was pleading.
Sabrina could hear Kurogane's footsteps pounding angrily above her, along with Fai's light, quick strides.
It was probably time to move.
Sabrina slowly backed down the steps, careful to stick to the side out of harms way. Kurogane on a rampage could be, although amusing, somewhat dangerous if you were stupid enough to stand in harm's way.
So, by the time Kurogane had stomped lividly down the stairs, practically steaming from the ears, Sabrina had herself sprawled on the couch in a similar position to earlier.
Fai soon stepped into Sabrina's sight range, his weight shifting between the balls of his feet. Sabrina could tell he was preparing to run if nessacary.
Kurogane wheeled on Sabrina, becoming even more infuriated at the sight of her lazy smirk.
"Why in God's name should I drive you two to the mall?" He snapped.
"Because you're a gentleman?" Suggested Fai, smiling cockily.
"You!" Kurogane wheeled back to Fai, "You shut the hell up!"
"Temper, temper" Sabrina scolded lightly.
Kurogane sighed loudly, massaging his temples. "You two dumb-asses both can drive" He pointed out.
"But it's more fun when Kuro-manly drives!" Fai exclaimed.
Sabrina chuckled as she saw Kurogane cringe at the new nickname.
"Fai makes an excellent point!" Sabrina acknowledged sagely, "And besides, is it really safe to let such 'dumb-asses' drive? We could somehow kill all those good Samaritans out there."
"God" Kurogane grumbled, "You two are as annoying as hell."
"Thanks!" Fai and Sabrina said with a smile.
"If I drive you, would you both shut up?" Kurogane inquired.
Sabrina grinned. Success.
"Sure thing Kuro-chan!" Fai agreed.
"It's Kurogane!
Kurogane snapped, pulling on his shoes.
He turned to face Sabrina and Fai.
"Come on!" He snapped, "Let's get this damn thing over with."
Well, I hope you found that enjoyable to read. I wasn't all to sure of when to end this chapter. I could've kept on going, but I was like "Nah, let's at least give the readers something."
On a totally random sidenote, I've started drawing fanart! It's totally crappy, semi-chibi, fanart, but I've got some KuroFai...only light stuff though. And Fai in a kitty costume :) :). I'll put it up somewhere, maybe get myself a devient art account or something... For now though, if anyone wants to check it out, just let me know your email or something, I can send it to you and whatnot.
Well, R&R, and thanks for reading!
-Y.A.O.G
P.S A fan of one of other fics has pointed out that if you rearange 'Y.A.O.G' you get 'Yoga'. Some things really are strange, eh?