Ladies and gentlemen...
The triangle that you've requested for millions of times...
And was almost threatened by a crazy author...
And that everyone would pee their pants by it...
And it's the best Sonic love triangle according to my poll...
...Is finally here!
Thank you everyone for reviewing! Heck! Everyone's gonna enjoy this triangle, and its the last triangle of season 1..., but season 2 will be up soon well, you know what they say: always leave the best till last! I wanted to leave this triangle to the finale season! did anyone see my book cover? nice huh?
But hey, enjoy!
-H.S.H
"It seems that the new game show, Sonic couple battles has been overloaded with fangirls. since they've released the next big triangle, SonAmy and ShadAmy fans have clashed together, creating a catastrophic war between them, we suggest other fans to STAY OUT OF IT!, let's just hope that the Sonadow fans don't interfere with-" the news reporter fell unconscious as a SonAmy fan cried "SONAMY RULES ALL!" The TV was switched off as soon as that happened.
"Sonic heroes? We are not safe." They all had blank and serious faces at the same time as they turned to him. "Hero's having some regrets about confirming this triangle, and some part of me knew this was gonna happen,"
"But wait, just think for a second, this could bunk up our ratings!" Silver added, as the rest agreed.
"Ahh, yes, but were talking about THE triangle, here! The most popular triangle ever to set sail in the Sonic-verse, next to SonAmySal, that is."
"Yeah, this could lead to dangerous brawls, this could be a tough triangle to handle, either me, or we need to stretch this arena,"
"I agree, and with the rivalry with Sonic and Shadow, things just got more dangerous." The others agreed once again.
"Oh well, I think we need to end it here, Knuckles and Silver, you're presenting with me this time!" Tails made his way to the door, before opening it, he added another thing. "As Sonic would say, you can watch the show here, later!"
The three presenters walked backstage as it was not time for the show to air yet.
"Damn! That's a lot of people out there!" The audience was indeed big, and it was somewhat separated into two, one side was the 'ShadAmy' side, one was the 'SonAmy' side.
"Of course! This is THE triangle we're talking about!" Tails reassured them.
"I don't see that big a deal, I mean, I bet Sonazeilver will be twice more exciting!" Silver added. One minute passed, and the theme music came on.
"I think its time now," Tails rushed on the stage, smirked gleefully to an applauding audience. He waved a few times before starting.
"Hey! Welcome to another episode of Sonic couple battles, I'm the cute sidekick: Tails, and its really great to be presenting this big battle!" The crowd cheered at his quote. "Now, before I begin, I would like bring out some of my friends, first of all, he's probably my closest friend (next to Sonic, that is), please welcome Knuckles the echidna!"
Once again, the crimson echidna walks out doing some shadow-punches and high fiving some fans on the way, he eventually joins the twin tailed genius.
Knuckles whispered something into Tails' ear, he agrees and hands over the mic to him.
"Ok! I'd like to introduce our next presenter, he is known as the protector of the future, I don't know how he could be here if Sonic '06 never existed, but, anyway, give it up for Silver the hedgehog!" Silver appears on the stage, walking towards the two heroes. The mic was returned to Tails, so he resumed.
"So, everyone's here, now let's begin, about 2 or 3 weeks ago, H.S.H confirmed one of the most popular, and dangerous triangle ever to set sail in the Sonicverse, but we'll let you figure out which triangle that is with our prologue, roll the film!" The audience cheers, without further ado, the prologue begins.
*Prologue!*
It all started on a sunny day, probably the perfect day to go chasing your crush, and that is what Amy rose is doing right now. We all know that Amy's lifelong crush is none other than our crulean hero Sonic the hedgehog, and Sonic is, errm... not too fond of her...maybe a bit. But that's all gonna change on this sunny day!
"Why won't she go away?!" Is all that Sonic could think, either he was not in the mood or having teenage the kicks, but he was fed up of this fangirl's routine: chase Sonic, get kidnapped by Eggman, get rescued by Sonic, chase Sonic again. It was getting upon his last nerve, so he screeched to a halt. Amy was right behind him.
"There you are...Sonic." She was trying to catch her breath, she noticed Sonic's annoyed face, so she took a step back.
"Let's get this straight, Amy. I. Don't. Like. You! I did not like you ever since I met you, your so annoying, that you make my brain commit suicide, and the whole 'SonAmy' thing? Forget it! I'm 15 years old! I shouldn't be dating a 12 year old, its wrong!"
"...Sonic..I-"
"And you know what else, Amy? I wish that I never even met you! Your just one of those stupid fangirls, nothing else! you hear me?!"
Amy was indeed upset, before she burst into tears, she said this: "Oh yeah? Well I wish you never met me too, I don't need to chase a stupid, blue hedgehog, who can't even swim, and only looks out for himself and not others!"
"That's not true!"
"Shut up!" Amy did something unexpected, she slapped Sonic the hedgehog. "If you want me to disappear, so be it!" She turned and ran, with tears streaming from her eyes on the way, leaving a stunned and stammering Sonic. Who now felt shame, guilt and depression as he held his right cheek.
If Tails was busy inventing things, if Knuckles was busy protecting the M.E, if Cream was busy with her mom, who could she go to?
The door opened, it revealed a black and crimson hedgehog with a menacing look, and bleach white chest hair. "Rose?" Who could she go to? Shadow the hedgehog, that's who!
Amy lunged at Shadow crying on his shoulder, the onyx hedgehog stayed at his position, but slowly went to a comforting hug, he brought Amy in, being outside is not the place for a serious conversation.
As he sat her down on the black couch with a fusion of black and red cushions, he started to talk: "Rose, what happened?"
"Sonic said..." Amy couldn't finish her sentence as she was uncontrollably crying.
"What did faker do? I swear if he laid a finger on you, I'll break his damn legs."
When Amy had the strength to talk again, she attempted that sentence again. "Sonic said he wished that I never met him, he also said that I'm just a stupid fangirl and nothing else to him..." Amy's voice wobbled during that, she felt like she was gonna cry again, until she was forced into Shadow's eyes
"Look into my eyes, rose, you are not a stupid fangirl, you're a 12 year old who has a crush on him, plus, Faker's a jerk! Don't listen to him! You're a beautiful woman with the power to do anything she desires, your that in my eyes, Rose, don't change because of what Faker said, just ignore it!"
Somehow, Amy was touched with those words, as Shadow looked at her with his usual face, she did something that was out of this world, something that was going to change the ultimate life form's life: she accidently kissed Shadow! This obviously surprised him, and he was having a hard time trying to keep his eyes open.
"Don't you dare close those eyes... don't ... you ..dare ...crap."
(...)
Sonic, being the gentle-hedgehog he is, decided to apologize to Amy for his extremely insulting behavior. He searched for her everywhere, from Tails, to Rouge, until the only house left was Shadow's. So he went there. A few minutes later, he arrived, he also suspected that the door was open, but he ignored it and went in, only to see something...disturbing.
"Hey Shadow! Have you seen Am- SWEET MERCIFUL MOTHER OF MOBIUS! WTF IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!"
How disturbing it was to see your fangirl kissing your rival, yeah ,very disturbing.
Ten minutes have passed and a punting Sonic stared a guilty Amy, and a usual looking Shadow down with daggers.
"I can't believe what I saw back there!"
"Sonic, here me out-"
"Not a word, Amy, I saw what happened, all of it, you were kissing Shadow!"
"That's not what it seems-"
"Shh!"
"Hey! She has a right to talk, Faker!"
"You! Why were you kissing her?!"
"Seems to me that your being overprotective of her, you have feelings for her, right?"
"Wrong! I don't have feelings for her!"
"Then why are you being overprotective, faker?"
"Don't push my buttons, Shadow! I had it with you today,"
"If you don't care for her, why are being so damn overprotective? Amy doesn't need a wimpy hedgehog who's can't even admit to his own feelings!"
"Hey!"
"She needs a hedgehog that CAN admit his feelings, someone who won't run away from her, you Faker, don't fit the bill!"
Sonic just stared him down.
"If you don't care for her, why do you even care? If your being this overprotective, you have feelings for her, but you don't-" Shadow never got to finish his sentence as he was speared, punches were flying through his face from Sonic, he eventually got off and threw some punches of his own.
"STOP IT!" They abruptly came to a halt."You guys fighting, isn't gonna make the situation any better, I know one place that can deal with this!" And with that, she left the lot, and towards that stadium 50 miles away, where a show that can deal with those problems.
*End of prologue!*
The audience cheered at the end.
"Wow, what a prologue! This could get serious, in a few episodes time!" The rest agreed "I couldn't wait till the next episode, so I'll invite her here, please welcome the winner of the first triangle, and the lady in the middle, Amy rose!"
The audience lit up when they heard it, they were chanting, and cheering. When she came out, some lights were flashing, she blew some kisses out to them, even more lights were flashing, all the cheering slowly came to a halt when she arrived.
"Tails. Knuckles. Silver." Amy greeted the three.
"Amy." They all said in unison, then Tails resumed.
"So, welcome to the show, Amy, or as the audience would say, welcome back!" The audience applauded the statement.
"It kinda feels good to be back!" Amy replied as the audience cheered again.
"I understand that this has been going on for quite some time now, from 2001, I think?"
"Yeah, it has."
"You're really popular with the guys y'know, I mean, you got the two rivals after you! That's kinda... interesting."
"Well, if you put it that way..."
"And the fans are getting serious about this," Knux added.
"And there might be riots, or wars, or Armageddons" Silver said but was interrupted
"Alright! Amy gets the picture!" Tails shouted. "that's why we have double security this time!,"
Silver decided to say the last few sentences."So, our blue hero, Sonic the hedgehog takes on the U.L.F Shadow the hedgehog, the two popular characters of all time, battle it out for one girl! Battling has indeed got dangerous, we'll see ya later Mobius!"
The show ended with all of them waving and the crowd cheering.
I felt a sudden urge of guilt while writing the prologue, I thought that was a typical start to a ShadAmy story, and don't get me wrong I support both couples! So I'm gonna have a war with myself about this! *gulp* great...
Oh, and I strongly suggest you read the third battle of SonAmySal again, but there's this little paragraph at the end, turns out it wasn't Sally who done bombed the stage, and that, will be our next triangle, for season 2, which reminds me, when am I gonna do a season 2? well, this is the final love triangle for season 1, so season 2 should be set when i finish all battles, then i'll think of other triangles for season 2, so if you have any love triangles or battles I can think of, please, don't hesitate to PM me i'm on here mostly in the daytime, and sometimes in the night.
See ya!