(NEVER mind the authors note! I found it :D VICTORY IS MINE!)
Me: *waves* hey guys! *gets hit with a can*
Random person: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!
Me: *sadface* I'm SORRY! I didn't mean to be gone so long!
Random Person: JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY!
Me: OK!
NEHIEBFIERIFOBWIEOUDBHEOU
Me: Hey guys! *waves* glad to see me?
*crickets chirp*
Me:.. glad to see them? *points to Malik Afekia and Bakura, who are in there normal clothes again*
*lots of cheers*
Me: Malik put the remote down!
Malik: *holding audio remote, puts it behind his back* sorry. *smirks* I'm THE SEXIEST!
Bakura: *rolls eyes* bloody fangirls, all crazy I say.
Afekia: A few of them also think I'm sexier then both of you. *wiggles eyebrows* which is true.
Me: *chuckles* sure moving on from Maliks gloating and Bakuras brooding, we have our second guest… MAI! She will be here for this chapter and the next! So try and come up with some dares and questions for her.
Mai: *waves* hey.
Malik: HOLY CRAP IN A BUCKET! Your boobs are huge!
Mai: I know that… there real!
Audience: yeah, right… (Tristan: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!)
Me: *chuckles* as you can see I'm making a little more YUGIOH abridged references. That's because this is fun… anyway, to start this off I decided to have Mai and Malik compete in a slut off!
Malik:.. a what?
Mai: *smirks* like this little guppy could beat me.
Bakura: *laughing* priceless!
Afekia: My moneys on Malik.
Me: thank you, anyway, you the readers will vote… again, whos a bigger whore! Mai, or Malik.
Mai: I don't wear a bra!
Malik: I'm not wearing underwear! And Ive made out with two different guys in this story!
Me; and we enjoyed those times. Anyway, its time to start on the wonders that is this story!... enjoy biatches!
Malik: did you really need to add that?
Me:… yes.
Bakura: why do you even ask! Its her shes crazy!
Me: awwwww and you say your not sweet!
Bakura: because I'm not!
Me: yes you are. Anyway, fist review!
Evilgrrlz: Arya: Yellow! We are back!
Akiko: With more of our idiocity.
Ryou and Marik: (standing next to the couch)
Ryou: ...Is Elva... alive?
Elva: (laying on the couch, with a blush from fever)
Marik: I don't know... She hasn't moved for a week...
Elva: (without opening her eyes she throws two ninja starts at both Marik and
Ryou)
Arya: Elva votes for Bakura!
Akiko: Nu-uh. She votes for Malik!
Elva: (mutters) Seto Kaiba...
Akiko: Bakura and Malik! Do ya think Ryou and Marik would be a cute couple?
Arya: I dare everyone there to hug Elva.
Ryou: ...Was the running of the fangirls fun?
Marik: We were there... being invisible...
Elva: (mutters) Hasta la bye-bye...
Me: *waves* HIIIII! Your idioticy is always welcome here!
Bakura: not really.
Me: *smacks him* shut it.
Malik: *snickers* heh heh, Kittys a bitch.
Me: so are you princess!
Malik: AM NOT!
Bakura: *thinks* Princess, that's a good one actually.
Me: thank you, now answer the review.
Bakura: *shrugs* whatever.
Afekia:… Bi polar much?
Me: he's always like this…
Bakura: *smirks* Everyone should have voted for me, too bad its too late. *grumbles*
Malik: *smirks* Yup~ Thank you *winks* I am sexier then… wait..
Bakura and Malik: SETO KAIBA!
Me: *laughs* He is indeed sexy though!
Bakura: no he's not!
Me: HE IS TOO!
Afekia: does anyone even really care?
Me: no! now lets continue!
Bakura: whatever… Yeah, sure why not.
Malik: I guess they would… I mean it is kinda cute…
Me: *nods* THEY WOULD SO MAKE A GOOD COUPLE!
Bakura:… fangirl! *reads Dare* I would, but I've already been cleaved in the arm, don't need it happening again.
Malik: I cant! Were in different places! Ill cyber hug her though! *cyber hugs Elva*
Me:... meep! *hides behind Bakura* people scare me!
Bakura: *rolls eyes* yes yes, we know.
Malik: YOU GUYS WERE THERE! Why didn't you help us?
Bakura: I almost had my arm ripped off!
Me: I would have gotten it too if Afekia hadn't pulled me off you.
Afekia: sorry, I would be the one to clean it up and I don't want to do that.
Me: yeah yeah… well anyways, BYE BYE!
Malik: FEEL BETTER!
Bakura: mm.
Afekia: *waves*
Mai: Feel better hun!
xDarkFlamesx:
Hey! Love the story! And thanks Malik, Ill be sure to go look at the stories
later, after this review. Now I have questions!
Malik:Why did you want a motor cycle in the first place? Other then the fact
there friggin awesome!
Bakura:My sister won't shut up about you. Do you have any good threats so I
can use them against her?
Now a dare! I dare the both of you to dress up like each other and act like
the you only have to do it for a little bit, because I feel
generous.
Bye for now! Please countinue
Me: HEY! WHASA UP!
Malik: Welcome~ and other then that, it was because it made that guy look so friggin cool! He was just riding his motor cycle, with no cares I the world! I wanted that, more than anything. And I'm glad I got it!
Bakura:… Tell that even though she has amazing~ taste, that if she doesn't shut up you'll use her spine as a baseball bat and her lungs as the balls.
Me: We here at Ask Away hold no responsibility for any influenced actions, groundings, beatings, or fear.
Bakura: You do that, yet never a disclaimer anymore.
Me: DISCLAIMERS ARE FOR THE WEAK! I OWN NOTHING, THAT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS!
Bakura:… *facepalm*
Me: oh shut up and go put on your costume you wanker!
Bakura: *grumbling* fine. *leaves to change*
Malik: Hey Bakura, what's a wanker? *follows him*
Me: *chuckles*
*they come back~~~~~ :D*
Malik: I look stupid!
Bakura: You always look stupid.
Afekia: You BOTH look stupid.
Me: I agree with the Thief.
Afekia: thank you.
Me: *nods*
Malik: *dressed as Bakura* But now I have to be a grumpy sour puss!
Bakura: All I have to do is go into the closet.
Me:… *burst out laughing*
Afekia: *laughing with me*
Malik: what? What's so bloody funny!
Me: You'll understand when your older.
Malik: Hey, I'm a three thousand year old killjoy right now.
Me: Ill tell you when your three thousand and one.
Malik: aw! *pouts*
Bakura: *rolls eyes* Shut up fluffy.
Me: *laughs again* This is gonna be fun…
Afekia:… wait, who has to be a slut though? Malik as Bakura, or Bakura as Malik?
Me:… Bakura as Malik, cause itll be funny.
Bakura: Ok, so I have to go into the closet and pole dance.
Me: No, Maliks scared of poles remember?
Bakura:… crap in a bucket…?
Malik: Shut the bloody hell up!
Me: NO! NEXT REVIEW! *grins* and its from one of my faves! YAY!
Bakura: wait… OH GOD NO!
Malik: who… oh her… she's nice to me~
Bakura:.. are our dares still-
Me: You get dares directed at you, you just have to act like each other not be each other.
Bakura: DAMN!
That's what cheese said: YAY, BAKURA LICKED MALIK'S NAKED ICING SMOTHERED BODY! My life is now
complete.
Oh, and I am a girl 8D
Hm, who should be a guest next...
...Rishid/Odeon. Because everyone else ignored him.
Ahem, onto the torture!
Bakura:...I don't like your attitude, young man 8C You are so getting
punishment for that.
-Kiss the Pharaoh's feet and tell him a haiku about how awesome he is
-If you and Malik had a baby, what would their names be and what would they be
like?
-Why can't you be more sexy like Akefia? Your pasty skin is
unattractive!...it's strangely sexy on Ryou though. How do you explain that? I
think your bunny-ears are a major turnoff.
Malik: OH I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU SAD! You know I love you (I just love
Akefia more...)
-Are you jealous of Bakura's shiny teeth? You know you are, don't lie.
-If you were promised more screen-time if you let Bakura feel you up, would
you do it?
-OMG, YOU WERE JUST PROMISED MORE SCREENTIME! But you have to let Bakura feel
you up first! Hurry, this is a onetime opportunity!
-You and Bakura have to pretend to be a married couple and go to marriage
counseling. Be sure to scar the counselor for life~
Author:
-I dare you to KEEP BEING AWESOME
Me: HI! *grins* Rishid? Good idea! After Mai leaves he'll be our next guess! So in chapter twelve.
Malik: great, torture.
Bakura: She only tortures me! She loves you and Afekia!
Afekia: That's because tans are sexy.
Bakura: She likes Ryous pale skin.
Me: Everyone does. And I find you sexy Bakura, don't worry. Anyway, onto the dares and such such.
Bakura:… no. No I will not do that never shall I ever do that!
Me: -3- hmmmmm I wanna torture him, but I hate the pharaoh more than people hate Tea… I'm sorry, but I won't be forcing him to do that… yet… unless he's a naught Kura.
Malik: Damn, I would have loved to see that.
Bakura: Shut up Fluffy!
Malik: I'M NOT FLUFFY!
Me: yes you are! Now shut up and continue!
Bakura: fine… If we had babies? They'd be sexy! Have his tan, my white hair… his eyes. The girl would be Djeseret, and the boy would be… I don't know…
Me: Steve! So he never disobeys you.
Malik: Yes! Our child will be obedient. *grins* even if it is by magic.
Me: It's like abuse, but not illegal, and not painful!
Bakura: so it's not abuse at all.
Me: EXACTLY!
Malik:… huh?
Me: EAT YOUR PUDDING YA BASATARD!
Malik: what is wrong with you!
Me: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!
Bakura: Back to the review?
Me: yesh!
Bakura:… I am sexy! I look exactly like Ryou mostly, the reason is because that's how I needed to see myself if I wanted to be able to fool his idiotic friends.
Malik: uh huh, you keep telling yourself that.
Bakura: *pouts*
Me: *chuckles*
Bakura: *grumbles still pouting* and they are not bunny ears!
Malik: *chuckles* Its ok. I understand. And no, I am not. I have my own shiny teeth *grins* see?
Me: oh yes, you're not so dazzling smile always blinds the fangirls
Malik: shut up
Me: NOPE!
Malik: *facepalm*
Afekia: *chuckles*
Malik: MORE SCREEN TIME!... no! No its not worth it.
Me: but Malik! The fangirls! Think of the fangirls!
Malik: Its not worth having that pasty skinned bunny eared fluffy little Kitten feel me- EEP!
Bakura: *feeling him up, smirking* oh look~ you get more screen time now.
Malik: GET OFF!
Me: *passed out from nose bleed*
Mai: *facepalms, watches them* I'm a bigger whore, but that's... a good start.
Afekia: *sighs, picks me up and puts me on the couch* What am I, your nurse?
Me: *wakes up* You are now. Only cause those two keep being sexy!
Malik: *shaking*
Bakura: *smirking* ha~
Me:… *grins evilly* this shall be fun~
Malik: what?... *chuckles* oh yes it will.
Bakura: come on dear.
Malik: I'm the husband.
Bakura: like hell you are.
Malik: but I wanna be the top!
Bakura: and I want to kill everyone in this place, but that's not going to happen, is it?
Me: no it shant! Now go scar a marriage counselor!
*they leave*
At the place!~~~!##~!~!
Hue: So you two fight a lot? About what exactly?
Bakura: well he is a nit wit.
Malik: he never listens to me!
Bakura: maybe if I could understand your screechy voice Id be able to listen!
Malik: and he's mean!
Bakura: I'm honest, not mean. Theres a difference!
Malik: You laughed when I fell down the stairs!
Bakura: I never said I wasn't sadistic.
Hue: excuse me
Malik: or smart!
Bakura: I'm smarter then you belly top!
Malik: HEY! Don't insult the belly top Bunny ears!
Bakura: They are bat wings! Not Bunny ears!
Malik: Bullshit!
Hue: Sirs?
Bakura: You're bullshit!
Malik: oh nice come back Kura!
Bakura: don't call me that!
Malik: why not Kura!
Hue: gentlemen?
Bakura/Malik: *glare at each other, then proceed to make out*
Hue: Oh my!
*because me writing a sorta sex scene (they don't go all the way, just make it look/sound like they do) would fail, Heres a bunny!
()_()
(O.O)
()(_)()
I hope you enjoyed the bunny.*
*once they get back~*
Afekia: I'm not even going to say it you all know what happened to our host.
Bakura: *walks in smirking* was that good?
Malik: judging by all the blood on the floor… yes.
Mai: that was disturbing.
Bakura: that's what we were going for.
Malik: and we did it. YAY!
Afekia: Yes, good job Dora. *pours water on me*
Me: GAH! *sits up, looks around* OH RIGHT!... Thanks I shall do my best *kitty face*
Warriorsgirl664: Awww, I love you too, Graves~ *chuckles and hugs you tightly* You're such a
trooper.
Anyways, have either of you seen Repo! The Genetic Opera? If not, you have to
go watch it right now and tell me what you guys think. 3 Hmmm...Bakura, I dare
you to let Malik tie to down and Malik, dear, have fun. :3
Haha, but, Malik, I dare you to let Bakura take a permenent marker and write
WHATEVER he wants all over you. Hehe. Bakura, I dare you to let Malik draw a
kitty face on a cardboard and put it on your head...and you can't take it off
until the end of this chapter. ^^ Love you, Graves! xD
Punishment for old Fluffy? Tickling. That's the best kind of
punishment/torture there is. ;)
~Nelly
Me: *waves* hiya!
Bakura: -3- *pats Nelly's head*
Malik: so affectionate.
Bakura; yes you found that out about ten minutes ago.
Me: OH! BURN!
Malik: *pouts* meany!
Bakura; I try.
Me: *chuckles* answer the question you guys!
Malik: fine… yes, I have. It was pretty good.
Bakura; so have I… it had lots of blood… I like blood. *licks lips*
Me: *chuckles* aw~ so psychotic!
Bakura:… no. no no no no no.
Malik: *smirks* it's a dare~ and unless lady gallons of blood over there says no, you have to~
Me: I approve this dare!
Bakura: but- but!
Malik: no buts!
Bakura: *groans*
Me: *laughs, hands Malik rope* have fun~!
Malik: *takes it, tackles Bakura* Oh, I will~ *smirks and ties him up*
Bakura: *squirming annoyed* I hate you all!
Malik: none of us care
Me: he's right.
Mai: *nods* I couldn't care less.
Bakura: *annoyed face*
Malik: *smirks, pokes*
Bakura: *yelps* STOP THAT!
Malik: Nope~ *smirks and tickles him*
Me: *filming* yoooooouuuutube~
Bakura; *biting lip* St-Stahap!
Malik: no, laugh kitty kitty~ *smirks*
Bakura: &*starts laughing* Maahhake him Stahhaap!
Me: aawwww! Finnnne. Malik, let him go.
Malik: *stops and unties him* no fun.
Me: sorrrry. *hands bakura a marker* keep it R rated. No detailed penises.
Bakura: *uncaps it* you really are no fun. *tackles Malik and starts drawing on him. Mostly "I heart male ass"*
Me: *shakes head* and they say I'm an idiot.
*once they finish, Malik is making a wonderful pink and glittery kitty mask for Bakura*
Malik: almost done! *finishes* there! *puts it on Bakura* Awwww don't you look cute!
me: *giggles* So innocent and cat like.
Bakura: *growls* I hate all of you. Still.
Malik: and we still don't care.
me: NOPE!
Mai: not at all.
Bakura: *grumbles*
me: *smirks* Thanks~ It'll be at the end of the chapter~ *winks* next review!
From: Purple Cheesecake ()
:D
I have more darez...
Bakura~ You have to try to picture Akefia in a flowery bikini without
laughing.
Malik~ Do you have a diary/journal/whatever? If so, let the author pick a
random page and read it out loud!
Akefia~ HUG ME AGAIN. RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWW.
me: *waves* HAI! Nice to see you again *kitty face*
Bakura: But it's just me in the past...
Me: so? DO IT
Bakura: fine! *tries to think of it*... *tries so hard not to laugh*
Afekia: STOP IMAGINING ME!
Mai: *thinking of it too* so beautiful~
me: Yeah~ *sighs happily*
Afekia: STOP!
Malik: *laughs*
me: *giggles* anyway~ Malik?
Malik:... noo... I totally don't...
Bakura: then what's this? *holds up a purple flowery book*
Malik: not mine!
Bakura: *turns it, it says "Malik Ishtar's Diary" Diary is crossed out and beneath it says "journal"*
Malik: not me!
Mai: There's no other Malik Ishtar in the world.
me: Exactly! *takes book and opens to random page* Ahem, dear Journal, I saw Bakura today. He was shirtless. it was so hot. He just looked so good I just, I just wanted to snuggle him. I wanted to dip him in chocolate and like every inch of it- oook... this is getting a little high on the rating scale...
Malik: *blushing8 NOT MINE!
Bakura: *rolls eyes* Idiot.
Afekia: *laughing*
Mai: *is doubting she's a bigger whore... just a little*
me: *smirks* Anyway, use your imaginations for the rest... this is a t rated story, not M. Now, Afekia~
Afekia: *shrugs and hugs Purple Cheesecake* Fine whatever. *pets*
me: YAY HAPPY DAYS! Next review~!
From: Iamfluffy ()
...Running of the fangirls? Try running of the fanboys, Bakura and Malik!
Mwahahaha!
Bakura is 'Bakura' your REAL name?
Malik must now make a weapon out of a grape. Ask no questions Malik!
New Egypt dude (Akefia) could you and Emily have a snowball fight with Malik
and Fluffy Kitty.
Author-lady Emily, if they lose you should force them into a closet and lock
them in there for a while! If you lose... still lock them in the closet...
Peace out, cub scout!
Bakura/Malik: *shiver* NEVER!
me: *laughs*
Afekia: *chuckles* wusses.
Bakura: *rolls eyes* Yes, technically. My full name is Afekia Bakura. Afekia over here is me, when I was in Egypt, years upon years ago.
Afekia: It's true. Creepy being in the same room...
me:... but so much fun for us fangirls.
Malik: *facepalms*... What?
me; *tazes him* QUESTION!
Malik: OW! Fine! *hits me with grapes*DIE!
me: bites and eats them* Nomnomnom~!
Malik:... *facepalms*
Mai: this place is weird.
Bakura: get use to it.
me; It'd be a good idea to. Now, *snaps, place is covered in snow* LETS DO THIS SHIT!
Afekia: *shrugs* whatever. *throws a snowball at Bakura*
Bakura: HEY! *throws one back*
me: *laughs, gets hit with one* ah, ah shit just got real! *throws one at Malik*
*snowball fight ensues, later on~~~*
me: *standing on Malik* VICTORY!
Afekia: *sitting on bakura* Yup
Malik: get off!
Bakura: *pushes Afekia off* idiot.
me: No and no. Now, *hops off and picks Malik up* TO THE CLOSET!
Afekia: *grabs Bakura* Right!
Bakura: HEY!
Malik: LET GO!
*we stuff them in a closet*
me: as you wish.
Bakura: *pounds on door* let us out!
Afekia: no.
me; *smirks* Net review while we wait.
From: Innocent Demon ()
This is the most awesome fic I've ever read in meh life! Question and
dares...=3 and are we still voting? If we are I vote for Bakura! *glomps*
Bakura -
Do you like higurashi no naku koro ni? I am aware that was random: If you dont
know what it is watch it now!
- Eat loads and loads and loads of candy! I want to see you on a sugar high!
=3
-umm...I can't think of anything...let everyone call you kitty for
for a chapter and NO COMPLAITNS! And make up your own nickname for Marik!
Marik
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA tickle Bakura again! Its so fun! (don't worry Bakura, you
shall get your revenge...
- put something in Bakuras food to make him go crazy! It sounds like fun!
-Read a thiefshipping lemon (but not out loud) and tell us what you think!
-...umm, say something really random? I'm out of ideas...
Both of you - Speak for one minute without hesitating about pokemon! XD
Well, lost of randomness for you! I was kinda mean to Bakura-kun today but
don't worry, next time ill be evil to Marik! =3 after all I am a Bakura
FANGIRL!
Haze ~
me: *smiles* Thank you! Appreciated to the extreme! Sadly no, voting is over, but Bakura will be very happy to know you think he's sexy!
Afekia;*nods* should I let them out?
me:... I guess. Only cause they have some dares and truths to do.
Afekia; fine.*opens door, they tumble out*
Bakura; *dusts self off, looks at truth*... No, I haven't... fine, maybe.
me: *faceaplms* he will.
Bakura: maybe. and no-
me: *hands him a large bag of candy* start eating.
Bakura; *sighs, starts eating* fine... I hate you...
me; I know, you keep saying it. Now, next dare!... *smirks*
Bakura:... hell no!
Malik: Aww does Kitty not want to be called Kitty!
Bakura: SHUT UP!
Afekia: *laughs* poor Kitty.
Bakura: *growls*
me: ah ah ah~ no complaining!
Bakura: fine. and... *smirks* I dunno... I like Princess. He sure acts like it.
Malik: NO I DON'T!
me: *smirks* you really do
Malik: DON'T!
Afekia: do.
Malik: *pouts* jerks!
me: *laughs*
Malik: MEAN!... *smirks, tackles Bakura* Ready Kitty~?
Bakura: *eyes widen* GET OFF!
Malik: *tickles him* nope~
Bakura: *yelps, squirms and laughs*
Afekia: *facepalms*
me: *smirks* cute huh?
Mai: What a touching moment.
me: LOL bad puns for the win.
Malik: *smirks and stops, slips something into his bag of candy*... ok fie. *walks to the computer and reads*...
*when he;s done*
Malik: *blushing*... I-... I'd be on top thank you...
Bakura: *facepalms* You're an idiot ya know.
Afekia: You both are, now shut up and eat your candy.
Bakura: *eats some* fi-... *twitches*... *grins and tackles Afekia* WHY ARE YOU SO BLOODY COLORFUL!
me: *burst out laughing*
Malik: *smirks* it's kicking in.
Bakura: *tackles Malik and kisses* sexy beast~
me: *laughs harder*
Mai: whated he put in there?
me: *shrugs* but it's funny~
Malik: *pushes him off* I regret it already.
me: *smirks* yeah...
Malik:... TACO SANDWISHS ARE EATING MY BRAIN IN PURPLE WHALES OF WAFFLE TOWN!
me:... I say thats pretty damn random.
Malik: thank you
me: Not a compliment. Now, pokemon talk!
Bakura: I LIKE THE RED ONE!
Malik: a lot of them are red.
Bakura: the lizard one!
Malik: a lot are lizards!
Bakura: THE RED LIZARD ONE!
Malik: I don't know which one that is!
Bakura: You are stupid!
me: Charmelion!
Bakura: YEAH THAT ONE!
Malik: ohhhhh. I like Zapados.
me: powerful and gold?
Malik: Pretty much, Winged Dragon of Ra bitches!
me: *facepalms*
Bakura: Zapados is like a bird!
Malik: very good Bakura.
Bakura: AND IT'S GOLD AND LIGHTNINGEY AND AWESOME!
Malik: again, I regret putting stuff in your food.
Bakura: SHUT YOUR FACE!
me: *laughs* ok, before they kill each other. And thank you for reviewing! Pokemon rocks... Anyway, Bakura rocks right~?
Bakura: *waves*THANKS!
Malik: I'm better! And don't be evil to me!
me: *rolls eyes* Idiot... Bye! *waves* thanks, see ya next time!
From: xCrimsonxRosesx
This story is so funny! Sometimes I am laughing so hard that I had to make
sure I don't double over from my seat! Super special awesome job on this! :D
Now I do have questions and dares...
Malik~ I think you would make a sexy Lady Gaga! And you're prettier than her!
(Her body is starting to scare me...) Anyway, since you feel soo compelled to
be straight, then which girl from YGO are you attracted to? And we will all
know if you are lying. If anyone thinks you're lying then you have to...jump
up and down five times and say "I'm the uke!"
Bakura~ You will always be my favorite! I always thought thieves were cool.
But really, how many lives do you have? You always find a way to come back!
Not that is not a bad thing. And do you still keep tabs on Zorc? I miss the
Zorc and pals show :( I want to give you a short break from being tortured.
And this is a chapter dare condition for the BOTH of you: Each of you will
have two chances to slap one another. And the slap can go anywhere and can be
done at any time... Be tactful! xD
-Rumiko
me: AWWWW! Thanksss! You guys are so sweet! I'm glad you like the story!
Malik: *smirks* Why thank you! I already knew of course but still. And none! The only attractive one is my sister, because she has similar genes to mine! *smirks* the others are either too old, too young, lesbians, or plain fucked up!
Me: guess which is which since there's only like, five girls. So Malik... jump
Malik: but I didn't lie!
me: So?
Malik: *annoyed* fine! I hate all of you.
Bakura: That's my line.
Malik: *groans, jumps up and down* I'm the uke. I'm the uke.
Bakura; *laughs* we know you are. *smirks* Why thank you, and a few. I don't know how I keep coming back.. guess I'm just fucking amazing. As for Zorc no, not really. He's busy with his new television series. *annoyed face* I can't believe it got a brand new show and name! Suite life on Deck with zorc and Cody. What type of bullshit is that!
me: *chuckles* Bad bullshit.
Bakura: *smirks* Why thank you. This is a nice reviewer, why can't the rest of you be like this?
me:... because as nice as she is that'd get boring.
Malik: YEAH!
Bakura: So?
Me: *smirks* just shut up.
Malik:... *slaps Bakura*
Bakura: BLOODY HELL! *growls*
me: *laughs*
Malik: HAHA! *slaps him again* worth it!
me: you used them both without thinking.
Malik: so?
Bakura: *smirks* I still have both of mine.
me: *laughs* this will be funny.
Bakura: *grins evilly*
me; next review~!
From: CantarellaLove
Hi! I'm CantarellaLove, but just call me Cantarella.
Bakura: Did you know you and Ryou sound more like girls with your Japanese
voices than Marik? You're also not British. What is your opinion on this?
Also, how is it that you are gay but Afekia isn't? Aren't you the same person?
Or did your sexuality change while you were stuck in that ring? As a dare, can
you do that L'Oréal thing?
Marik: Why do you deny your gay? We all know your as straight as a curly fry.
Why do you call Kura fluffy? Is his hair really soft? Random here, but have
you ever imagined Bakura as a girl?
This is awesome! Keep at it!
me; HAI CANTARELLA!
Bakura: Yes I know, it's bloody annoying. It sounds nothing like me, at all. And I know that. Ryou is, so I when I took his form I got everything, accent included.
Malik: even though it sucks
Bakura: shut the fuck up.
Malik: NOPE
Bakura: *rolls eyes* and Yes. Spending over a thousand years in one place gives you time to think and think. I never experimented, but I'm almost positive I'm bisexual. Maybe. I know I like long hair and boney hips *smirks at Malik who is oblivious as ever*
Malik: that bloodstain looks like !
me: ... it kinda does.
Afekia: *facepalms8
Bakura: Surrounded. By. Idiots.
Mai: I'm not an idiot
me: You've barely talked for an hour!
Malik: YEAH!... who are you again?
Bakura: *facepalms* dear lord you are stupid malik. *sighs* and sure why not.
me: Gee Bakura, what do you use for your hair to make it so soft?
Bakura: L'Oreal, because I'm worth it.
Malik:... wooooowwwww.
me: *giggles* nice.
Bakura: *rolls eyes* Shut up Malik
Malik: no. And I'M NOT GAY!
Bakura: yes he is
malik: AM NOT! and yes actually it is! *pets him* so fluffy~
Bakura; *annoyed face* GET OFF
Malik: *smirks* nope~ and yes, once or twice... because I' be much more attracted to a female... ya know... with boobs and a vajayjay.
me:... can he say that?
Afekia: apparently.
me: ... ok then *shrugs*
Malik: *smirks*
me:... Well anyway nest review!
Afekia: there aren't any more.
me:... really?... *tears of joy* FINALLY! After more than a YEAR! FINALLY THIS CHAPTER IS DONE!
Afekia: now all we need is people to review this one so you can start the next one
me: WHICH I WILL! I promise guys! Please review!
Bakura; *waves*
Malik: *chuckles*
me: Oh wait, one last thing *tackles bakura and ties him up* punishment for losing~!
Bakura; *squirms* DAMMIT!
Malik: YAY TORTURING FLUFFY!
Afekia: *rolls eyes* must I help?
me: not if you don't wanna. *smirks, tickles Bakura*
Malik: *tickles him too*
Bakura: *squeals, laughs* GEHEEHEHT THEM OFFFFFFF!
Afekia: no.*to readers* Thanks for reading, vote for biggest whore, read and review blah blah I'm leaving. *walks out8 I'll be back next time!
me: BYE! *to readers* BYE guys! Thanks for reading, please review!
Bakura: HEHEHEHEHELP MEEEEHEEEE!
Malik: *smirks* no use fluffy! *grins*
me: *laughs a bit* See ya next time!