To Her Majesty, Queen Elsa of Arendelle,

Do you remember meeting Princess Rapunzel's boyfriend when we were in Arendelle? His name is Eugene Fitzherbert and I can't stand him.

I don't understand how this guy, who is formerly the most wanted thief in Corona, could possibly have wound up living with the royal family. I mean, I get that he played a role in bringing Rapunzel back home after eighteen years. But still, he's a former criminal. Even worse, he is such an egotistical, selfish, arrogant, annoying freeloader. Did I mention how much I don't like him?

Anyway, we constantly argue over essentially everything. To be honest, I know it drives Rapunzel crazy. She tries to have everyone get along, but she doesn't seem to understand that not everyone can just be buddies. People have disagreements and that is a part of life. I just wish it could have been someone less infuriating than Fitzherbert.

One thing I will say is that he does make Rapunzel happy. I guess there is something about romance that really changes a person, but I don't really believe that stuff. Yet she enjoys his company. Also, it feels good to see him freak out whenever I catch him off guard. He has admitted on more than one occasion that he finds me terrifying. I'll take it.

I imagine you've had your fair share of annoying men to deal with as well.

Respectfully,

Cassandra

Dear Cassandra,

You know, I have not had many interactions with men that fit what you described in your last letter. Once again, isolation from the outside world limits your options.

I do, however, have a rather amusing situation regarding my sister. She has her own boyfriend, whom she met in the midst of the events surrounding my coronation. He is an ice harvester and his best friend is a reindeer. Yes, a reindeer. Stranger still, his family are the very trolls I have told you about earlier. To my knowledge, Kristoff has no criminal record, and I would be greatly surprised if he did. He is rather odd in his own way, but he is also sweet and caring towards Anna, which means the world to her. Sometimes, I secretly wish I could do something about the reindeer smell emanating from his clothes.

Being an ice harvester – which is a real profession around here – he knows a lot about, well, ice. I cannot express how nice it is to communicate with someone who can appreciate the beauty of my creations like he does. Of course, Anna is always impressed with what I can create using my magic, but Kristoff does have an eye for the details in the ice.

I am glad for my sister because she has someone special like Kristoff to look after her and keep her company when I cannot. Anna is not eager to rush into anything with him right now – thank goodness – and I can tell they enjoy being friends. Besides, I know she loves spending time with me the most. I imagine Rapunzel feels something similar when she is with you.

Sincerely,

Queen Elsa of Arendelle