It was a rainy day in Royal Woods and the Louds were doing their typical rainy day activities when all of a sudden they hear a voice shout out "OH YEAH!"
"Lynn he's back again." Lori said while rolling her eyes as Muscle Savage appears before him. She then turns to Lincoln who is in his underwear reading comics and shouts "Lincoln put your clothes back on!"
Muscle Savage turns to Lincoln and says "Muscle Savage doesn't fight sumo wrestlers. Oh yeah!" and then turns back to the girls.
"I don't see why I have to put my clothes back on!" Lincoln shouted. "I mean he's a guy and he thinks I'm a sumo wrestler and not really bother by it."
Lori just glared at him sending chills down his spine he then proceeded to put his clothes back on quickly. Muscle Savage then looks back at Lincoln giving a confused look and asks "Little girl where did the sumo wrestler go?" Lincoln just rolled his eyes and gave an annoyed look.
"Excuse me but who are you?" Leni asked.
"Leni don't." Lori said.
Muscle Savage pulled out his microphone and started shouting into it. "I AM MUSCLE SAVAGE THE NUMBER 1 WRESTLER IN THE GHOST ZONE! Or at least I was until a certain girly girl took it away from me making me the number 2 wrestler in the Ghost Zone." He said while pointing and glaring at Lynn.
"Boo!" Leni cried out.
"BUT NOW MUSCLE SAVAGE IS BACK TO RECLAIM HIS SPOT AS NUMBER 1! OH YEAH!"
"Yay!" Leni cried out.
"Leni stop encouraging him!" Lori shouted. "You do this every time he shows up!"
Just then Lana comes running down the stairs. "Well it looks like the mud is starting to form nicely so I'll be heading outside soon." She said noticing Muscle Savage and asked "Who's the ghost?"
"I'LL TELL YOU WHO I AM LITTLE BOY!" Muscle Savage shouted but before he could say anymore he was interrupted.
"He's Muscle Savage the number 1 wrestler in the Ghost Zone or at least until a certain girly girl took it away from him making him the number 2 wrestler in the Ghost Zone." Leni said as she pointed to Lynn who was eating a meatball sub. "But now he's back to reclaim his spot as number 1! Oh yeah!"
"Thank you loyal fan." Muscle Savage said with a smile on his face.
"Oh great! Leni gets the name loyal fan while he calls me annoying bookworm! Why is that?!" Lori screamed.
"Well maybe if you get your nose out of your book instead of reading right now maybe you wouldn't be a bookworm! Oh yeah!" Muscle Savage said to Lori while she was looking at her phone.
"This is not a book this is a cell phone! Learn the difference!" Lori shouted. Just then Muscle Savage's brain stopped working trying to process the information he just got.
"Lori the guy's a moron." Lincoln said. "He thinks Luna is a boring politician who puts people to sleep. Luan a dummy and Mr. Coconuts a tiny person who controls Luan."
"Well he's not exactly wrong there." Luan said as Mr. Coconuts.
"Lynn a girly girl. He think I'm a little girl when I'm in my clothes and a sumo wrestler when I'm not in them. Lucy a were wolf. Lana got called little boy so that's probably her name. Lisa a leprechaun, which I sort of see if you put her in a green hat." Lisa just gave an annoyed look. "And he thinks Lily is a tiny business executive. The only he hasn't given a name to is Lola and I hate to see what it is because we all know it's gonna be bad and Lola is going to rip him apart." The Louds just shuddered thinking about it.
Just then Muscle Savage was starting to snap out of it and proceeded to shout "MUSCLE SAVAGE DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOUR NEW BOOK IS CALLED! OH YEAH!" He then looked at Lynn and screamed "ARE YOU READY TO GO DOWN GIRLY GIRL!?"
Lynn just rolled her eyes "Do I have to?" She whined out.
"Yes! I want him gone!" Lori screeched.
Lynn then put on her luchador mask and activate her device that lets her touch ghost. She then lunged at Muscle Savage and knocked him out within a few blows. Seeing that she has won she began doing a victory dance while saying "Who's number 1? I'm number 1! Who's number 1? Lynn Loud's number 1!"
"Well we better call Danny over to send this bozo back." Lori said.
"Well he's been busy helping Mr. Grouse all week that he hasn't been over." Lynn said.
"So how has he been getting back into the Ghost Zone?" Lincoln asked.
"Well..."
FLASHBACK
Lynn had just got done beating Muscle Savage in the backyard. "Now to send this loser back. I wonder where Danny is?" She asked.
"Danny's been busy helping Mr. Grouse around the house he doesn't have any time to come over right now." Lucy said as she stood behind Lynn scaring her in the process.
Lynn just thought for a moment and then said "Well if Danny can't come to us we might as well send him to Danny." She then picked Muscle Savage up and threw him into Mr. Grouse's yard.
"My yard my property!" Mr. Grouse screamed from his window.
"Muscle Savage is no one's property fat referee! Oh yeah!" Muscle Savage weakly said before passing out.
"I'm not a fat referee! Out of my yard!" Mr. Grouse screamed in anger.
"Don't worry Buddy I take care of it." Danny said as he walked up to Muscle Savage and opened a portal to the Ghost Zone tossing him in to it.
"Danny just who was that guy?" Mr. Grouse asked.
"Just a muscle brained idiot." Danny said as he walked back into Mr. Grouse's house.
END OF FLASHBACK
The Loud siblings just stared at Lynn as she got done with her story. "What? I wanted him gone and that's fastest way to do it." Lynn said defending herself against their shocked looks of disbelief.
Just then there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" Luan asked.
"Danny." The person on other side of the door said.
"Danny who?" Luan asked only to be answer with silence. "Danny who?" she asked again hoping he would answer but only got silence. Luan started twitching waiting for Danny to answer but he didn't. "DANNY WHO?!" She screamed as she opened the door to see Danny standing there with a smirk.
"Danny that if you don't open the door right now I'm not going to say anything until it drives you so crazy that you have to open the door to get an answer Fenton." Danny said as he walked into the house carrying a box with a blanket over it.
"Whoa I didn't think Danny could do a joke like that." Lincoln said as he was reading his comics in his underwear again.
"Lincoln what are you doing in your underwear again?!" Lori screamed.
"What? That guy's passed out and there's no reason for me not to be in my underwear since he's knocked out." Lincoln said this time defending his right to stay in his underwear.
"Well Danny's here now so put your clothes on now!" Lori shouted.
"Well Danny's a guy and I don't see it bothering him." Lincoln fired back.
"It's true. I don't mind." Danny said as he then notice a passed out Muscle Savage. "I see muscle boy came back. I'll take care of it." Danny then opened a portal and shoved him into it closing the portal afterwards. He then turned to face the Louds. "I'm sorry I haven't been over this week. Buddy need help cleaning the house and doing chores is sort my way of paying the rent." Danny then turned to Luan. "Speaking of which I think these belong to you." Danny then pulled the blanket off of box he had to reveal it was raccoons.
"My raccoons!" Luan shouted with a smile. "I was wondering where you guys got off to. Where were they?"
"I found them inside Buddy's trashcans." Danny said. "At first I though it was Lana."
"Yeah right like Mr. Grouse has any good trash." Lana said with a scoff.
"But instead I found them inside it. At first I thought they were regular raccoons until I recognized them as the raccoons you use for your pranks."
"Thanks Danny!" Luan said with a huge smile.
"Anyway did you guys have any luck convincing Lola to apologize to the Box Ghost?" Danny asked.
"No Danny Lola says she's not going to apologize." Lori said.
"Well it's only a matter of time before the Lunch Lady shows up again and it won't be pretty."Danny said as he started to look around and then asked "Where Lucy?"
"She's in the basement polishing her coffin collection." Luna said.
"I think I'll surprise her." Danny said as he turned ghost and then turned invisible and then phased into the basement.
THE LOUD HOUSE BASEMENT
Lucy was currently polishing and cleaning her coffins with her pet bat Fangs and her bust of Edwin watching her. "Oh Fangs it's been boring not having Danny here this week." Lucy said to her bat. She then turned to her bust of Edwin "No Edwin there's no need to be jealous. He's just a friend besides I'm not ready for a new boyfriend yet." Lucy said thinking about Rocky for a moment. "Sigh perhaps I should just stick with vampire boys instead of human boys." She then walked over to one of her coffins getting ready to clean it. "Sometimes I wish the vampire of my dreams would just open the coffin in front me."
Suddenly the coffin popped right open with Danny popping out of it. "Hey Lucy." Danny said scaring both Lucy and Fangs in the process.
Lucy recovering from the scare she just got gave a small smile seeing it was Danny. "Danny why did you scare me like that?" She asked.
"Well I wanted to surprise you by appearing right in front of you but then I saw the coffin and I just couldn't resist giving you a scare. I'm sorry it's the ghost part of me."
"Well I have to admit it was a good scare." Lucy said while Fangs flew on to her head and started squeaking. "Okay Fangs I'll ask him." She said as she turned to Danny. "Fangs would like to know if you would like to help clean my coffins with me?" She asked.
"Lucy I was gonna ask if I could clean them with you because I wanted to make up for not having time with you this week." Danny said.
"Well you were helping Mr. Grouse around the house it couldn't be helped."
"Yeah but-" Before Danny could finish what he was saying Fangs interrupted him by flying around and squeaking like crazy seeing how they were just going back and forth. "Okay Fangs your right." Danny said as he grabbed a cleaning cloth. "Let's get started cleaning these coffins."
After cleaning a couple coffins Danny and Lucy decided to take a small break until all of a sudden Danny's ghost breath went off. "Let me guess the Lunch Lady is here?" Lucy asked.
"No this one feels like her but it also feels like the Box Ghost." Danny said and then paused for a moment. "I know who it is and we better get to Lola fast!"
MEANWHILE WITH THE LOUD SIBLINGS
It had just been about a half hour since Danny went into the basement to surprise Lucy. Lana was currently looking out the window seeing if the mud was good enough for her to play in. "Well it looks like the mud is good enough for me to play in." She said as she getting ready to head outside. Just then there was a knock at the door. Seeing that she was near the door Lana answered it only to see a very angry Box Lunch.
"I'm looking for the one who beat up my dad!" She screamed.
"Uh Lola it's for you!" Lana shouted.
"Tell them I'm busy!" Lola screamed from her room.
Seeing something was going on Lori went to the door see Box Lunch floating by the entrance. Lori seeing how this ghost was here because of Lola screamed "LOLA GET DOWN HERE NOW!"
"Alright I'll be down in a few minutes!" Lola screamed back.
Lori then turn to Box Lunch. "Why don't you come inside to wait for her." She asked.
"Okay I will." Box Lunch said as she floated towards the living room.
Just then Lori just realized something. She walked up to Lincoln and said. "Lincoln put your clothes on!"
"Lori give one good reason I should put them on?" Lincoln asked intending to stick up for his right to read comics in his underwear only for Box Lunch to start screaming seeing that there was a boy in his underwear.
"How's that for a reason?" Lori retorted as Lincoln quickly got dressed.
Lana curious who this new ghost was asked "So who are you?"
"I am Box Lunch daughter of the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady!" She cried out.
"Cool!" Lana said. "Do you have any of your mom's food? I really like it!"
"I have some ghost meat." Box Lunch said as handed Lana a few slices of ghost meat.
"Thanks!" Lana said as she started devouring it.
Just then Lola walks into the living room. "Okay I'm down here what's so important?" She asked. She then noticed Box Lunch and the angry look she was giving her. "Who is this?" She asked.
"I'm Box Lunch and I'm here because of what you did to my dad!" Box Lunch cried out.
"Look if your here to get me to apologize you can forget it! He threw a box in my face if anyone should get an apology it should be me!" Lola screamed. "He could of scarred my beautiful face."
"All he did was hit you with an empty cardboard box." Lana said.
"Exactly! What it busted my beautiful nose or poked out one of my beautiful eyes!" Lola shouted.
"Lola your being overdramatic." Lincoln said.
"I AM NOT BEING OVERDRAMATIC!" Lola screamed looking like she was foaming at the mouth.
"Well unlike you my dad was really hurt. He had to be put into a body cast and the other ghosts won't stop laughing at him!" Box Lunch said. "Even now that he's out of the body cast I can still see the scars you gave him!"
"So what's your point?" Lola said with an uninterested look.
"My point is that I here to get revenge!" Box Lunch said as she pulled out some ghost meat. "This is for hurting my dad! Beware!" She then shot several slices of lunch meat towards Lola shooting them all over the place with one of them hitting Lola in the face.
"That's your plan to hit me with baloney?" Lola said as she remove the slice of ghost meat from her face.
"Are you going to finish that?" Lana asked.
Lola just threw the piece of ghost meat to Lana. She then turned to face Box Lunch. "Oh you got quite the nerve to pick a fight with me." She said as she pulled of her device that let's her touch ghost. She then charged towards Box Lunch screaming with anger. Box Lunch charged towards Lola as well. The Loud sibling just watch as a huge fight cloud circle the living room.
Just then Danny appeared with Lucy. "Box Lunch?" Danny asked only for them to nod. He then turned to Lana who was finishing the last of the ghost meat. "Lana if you could?"
"Yeah yeah I'm on it." She said as she went outside and came back holding a pile of mud and threw it into the fight cloud.
The fight cloud immediately dispersed revealing an angry Lola and a confused Box Lunch who was curious why Lola stopped the fight. "LANA!" Lola screamed as she started chasing Lana around the house.
Box Lunch who was confused by what was going on turned to Danny and the Loud siblings and asked. "Uh why is the beauty brat chasing that girl?"
"Lola hates getting dirty." Danny said. "Lana throws mud at Lola when ever she gets into a huge fight which stops the fight and causes her to chase after Lana. You see Lana was the one who stop the fight Lola had with your father before it got worse."
"She did that?" Box Lunch asked amazed at the young girl who was running from the monster who hurt her father. Box Lunch then gave a devilish smirk. "Well it looks like she could use my help." Box Lunch then floated towards Lola who had somehow manage to corner Lana. "Hey beauty brat!" She shouted getting Lola's attention.
"WHAT?!" Lola hollered back at her.
"Try getting this out of your dress." Box Lunch said as she went through Lola covering her in ectoplasm.
Lola horrified by what just happened and the fact she was dirty with a substance she never seen before screamed. "EEW! What is this stuff!"
"Yeah that's ectoplasm the stuff that ghost are made of." Danny said to Lola. "You might want to start washing that stuff off now otherwise it will never come off."
"NOOOO!" Lola said as she rushed to the bathroom to start cleaning the ectoplasm off her.
"You know that's not true." Box Lunch said to Danny.
"Yeah I know that but she doesn't." Danny said with a smirk.
"MUST GET CLEAN!" Lola screamed from the bathroom.
"Nice." Box Lunch said smirking back.
Danny then turn to face Box Lunch. "Box Lunch do your parents know you're here?" Danny asked.
"No but I left them a note telling them where I would be." She replied.
"Okay knowing them it's only a matter of time before they show up and it's going to get real ugly since Lola refuses to apologize." Danny said to the Loud siblings.
"How ugly?" Lori asked.
"Probably enough to destroy the house." Danny replied.
"Okay Danny I think I know how to get Lola to apologize." Lori said to him. She then turned to Box Lunch. "Box Lunch why don't you play with Lana since you seem to get along with her?"
"Okay." Box Lunch answered.
"Hey do you want to play in the mud out in the backyard?" Lana asked.
"Sure!"
As Box Lunch and Lana ran out to the backyard Danny and the other Loud siblings were getting ready for the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady to show up. A few minutes passed and there was still no sign of them. "Maybe they're not coming." Luna said.
All of a sudden they hear a voice cry out. "BEWARE!" The Box Ghost comes phasing through the wall. "I am the Box Ghost ruler of all things squared and cubed! Beware for I am also the father of Box Lunch!" The Box Ghost cried out.
Lori took one look at the Box Ghost and then turned to Danny. "Danny I don't see how this guy could destroy our house." Lori said.
"No he isn't the one to worry about." Danny said to her.
Just then the Lunch Lady phases through the wall. "Ghost kid! Where is my daughter?!" She cried out.
"She's the one we have to worry about." Danny said. He then walked up to the worried parents. "Okay I'll show you were she is but I need you to calm down first."
"You can not tell the Box Ghost to calm down!" The Box Ghost bellowed out.
The Lunch Lady was about to give out a same angry answer until she noticed the Loud siblings stand behind Danny worried about what was going to happen next. More specifically the youngest Loud who was holding onto her brother. "Boxy! Calm down!" The Lunch Lady shouted to her husband. "There are children here!" She then floated up to Lincoln who was holding Lily. "And who is this sweetie?" She asked.
"This is Lily." Lincoln answered.
"Poo poo." Lily said with a smile.
The Lunch Lady then turned towards Danny. "Okay ghost kid why don't you show us where our daughter is." She said to him.
Danny lead them to the backyard where Box Lunch and Lana were playing. "Hey Mom! Hey Dad!" Box Lunch said to her parents. "This is my new human friend Lana."
"It's nice to meet you dearie." The Lunch Lady said to her.
"Beware of her!" The Box Ghost cried out. "Box Lunch get away from her!"
"Box Ghost she's not the one who beated you up." Danny said to him. "That's her twin sister."
"Come inside so we can discuss about Lola apologizing for beating you up." Lori said to the Box Ghost.
"Hey can we still stay out here to play?" Box Lunch asked.
"Okay Lunchy." The Lunch Lady replied.
Once back inside everyone sat down so they can talk about Lola apologizing. "We tried asking Lola to apologize to you but she said no." Lori said to the Box Ghost. "So now we're going to make her apologize."
"Well what's to stop her from hurting me again?" The Box Ghost asked.
"I got a suggestion." Danny said. "How about the next time you decide to do a ghost attack you do it no where near her and if you are near her you don't hit her with a box?"
"You cannot tell the Box Ghost where and where not he can attack!" The Box Ghost bellowed out.
"Boxy!" The Lunch Lady screamed at her husband. She then looked at Danny "Very well ghost kid I'll make sure he doesn't attack anywhere near her." She then turned back to her husband. "Isn't that right Boxy?"
"Yes dear." The Box Ghost whimpered out.
Just then Lola enters the room. "Well it took a while but I'm finally back to being beautiful again." She said.
"Lola." Lori said getting her attention. "The Box Ghost is here for his apology and your going to apologize. Got it?"
"I am not apologizing!" Lola screamed. "If anyone should get an apology it should be me! After all he hit me in the face with a box!"
"It was an empty cardboard box." Danny said.
"Yeah and it could off bruise my face and ruin my pageant career!" Lola said causing Danny and the Loud siblings to roll their eyes. "I would be so hideous that I would have to where bandages over my face for the rest of my life!"
Lori just looked at Lola. "Lola apologize now otherwise I give Luan permission to prank you hard and I'll also allow Lisa to experiment on you starting with your make up!" Lori shouted.
After hearing this Lola's eyes just grew wide. She then turned to the Box Ghost and started crying out. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!"
"Fine you're forgiven." The Box Ghost said.
"Now Boxy would like to apologize for hitting you with a box." The Lunch Lady said.
"What?! I will not apologize!" The Box Ghost said only to recieve an angry glare from his wife. "I'm sorry." He said.
"That takes care of that problem." Danny said.
Just then a voice came out of no where. "Oh yeah!" It was Muscle Savage.
"Oh great he's back again." Lori said rolling her eyes.
"Twice in one day. Are you trying go for a record of getting the most beatings in one day?" Danny asked.
"Ghost kid who is this?" The Lunch lady asked.
"I'll tell you who I am old bag lady! I'm Muscle Savage! Oh yeah!" Muscle Savage cried out.
"Hey you cannot call my wife an old bag lady!" The Box Ghost said angrily.
"You cannot tell Muscle Savage what to do circle boy!"
The Box Ghost gave an angry look and cried out "I am the Box Ghost ruler of all things squared and cubed! I don't rule over things that are circle and cylinder! That would be dumb."
"Uh could you take your screaming outside." Lola asked while applying her make up.
"Don't tell Muscle Savage what to do hideous piglet!" Muscle Savage shouted.
Everyone's eyes just grew wide and their mouths dropped wide open after hearing Muscle Savage call Lola that. "What did you call me?" Lola asked angrily.
"You hear me hideous piglet." Muscle Savage said. "Muscle Savage now knows why you should never put make up on a pig. It just makes your pig nose stick out. Oh yeah!"
"I AM NOT A HIDEOUS PIGLET!" Lola screamed out as she lunged towards Muscle Savage and started beating him up.
Muscle Savage's screams started echoing the whole house making everyone feel sorry for him because of his stupidity. "I better go get Lana." Danny said as he started wincing at the beating Lola was giving him.
"Actually Danny there's another way to handle a Lola problem." Lori said as she reached into her pocket to pull out something sparkly. She then blew it towards Lola.
"Glitter!" Lola screamed with happiness as she started chasing it.
Danny then opened a portal and kicked Muscle Savage into it. He then turned to the Box Ghost and Lunch Lady. "Now do you think he should get an apology?" He asked.
"No." The Box Ghost and Lunch Lady said at the same time.
"I didn't think so." Danny said with a smirk.
THE END