OK, I'm back, and I'm in the mood for… uh… updating my fanfic. So, when we last left Danny, he was under the control of the evil Manipulator, and was flying to Sam's house to ruin their friendship. What will happen? Well, read on! What, you think I'm just gonna tell ya? Jeez!

-PhantomAL

I don't own Weird AL Yankovic, Jay Levey does.

Chapter 16

You don't love me anymore.

Manipulator made me fly to Sam's house, and phase right through her room window. (Danny's note: A word here if you will. I bet you're thinking right now: "How can he be controlled, body and brain, but he can remember all this?" Well, after all this I got all the information from Sam and Tuck. And now back to the story.) I saw Sam in her pajamas. She looked good with no makeup on and with her hair let down. She then went to the bathroom with the door shut. I suddenly gained control of my body for a second, turned invisible, and kicked myself in the groin. "OW!" Manipulator and I both screamed. "How do you know I like Sam?" I asked Manipulator. "I've been studying you, watching over you, following you everywhere. So I know everything about you ghost boy" he said. "And so," he continued, "I will ruin your friendship with this Goth loser!" "She's not a loser!" I yelled at him, sticking up for my friend. I lost control of my body from thereon. He made me turn back into me again, and he made me un-invisible, just when Sam entered the room. "Danny? What are you doing here?" "Well Sam," Manipulator's voice combined with mine to say, "I needed to tell you something." She sat down on her bed, waiting what I was about to say. "What?" she asked. "Well, I just wanted to say," he made me say, "you're OUT of the band." Sam's face went pale. "What? Why?" she asked, surprised. "Well," he started, "I've decided that rock bands don't really need girls. And you're a girl. So, you're out." Sam went from surprised to angry in a blink of an eye. And when she's angry, she is PISSED with a capital P. She slapped me, causing Manipulator to fly out of my body. "My work here is done." he said quietly. He then vanished into thin air. I then regained control of my body. Perfect timing too. "Daniel Fenton," Sam said through clenched teeth, "get out of my house now! I don't ever want to see you again." "But Sam… I…" I started to say. "NOW!" I flew out slowly and sadly. My life was falling apart. No band , no best friend, just me, sad and depressed.

You Don't Love Me Anymore

(Al Yankovic)

We've been together for so long

But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?

Seems you don't want me around

The passion is gone and the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem

That time that you made it with the whole hockey team

You used to think I was nice

Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?

That kind of thing is hard to ignore

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when

You put those piranhas in my bathtub again

You're still the light of my life

Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way

You poison my coffee just a little each day

I still remember the way that you laughed

When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra

Doing in my underwear drawer?

Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill

Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will

You set my house on fire

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap

You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep

You drilled a hole in my head

Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all

You never acted this way before

Honey, something tells me you don't love me

Anymore, oh no no

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore.

I was at home listening to my Green Day cd, trying to forget what happened, but every song reminded me of Sam. I was about to go back and apologize to her, when I heard a knock at the front door. I went downstairs and opened the door. And it was the last person who I expected it to be. Dash grabbed me by the shirt and stuffed me into a burlap sack. Then he threw me over his shoulder. (Yes, he's THAT strong.) "Phase one of Two" he said, possibly the only intelligent sounding thing he's ever said in his life.

I was being carried for a long time. While he was carrying me, I heard Dash and his friend Kwan talking. "This plan can't possibly fail!" Dash said. "Yeah, kidnapping Fenton to hold him for ransom" said Kwan. "Exactly, Fenton's the guitar player, and without a guitar player, his band will suck and suck hard!" Oh boy. I thought to myself. Sam's not my friend anymore, I'm being held ransom, and we're gonna lose the contest! What next? As if to answer my question, I was let out of the bag onto a chair in an old abandoned warehouse, on the other side of town. I was quickly tied up and put in a closet where I couldn't bother anyone. "Yep, I'm screwed." I said to no one.