It's Easy
A/N: This is the last one for Mosbius Design – I oath it.
"You know you can't keep her from dating other people." Marshall said once they were outside and away from the ninja.
"I know... I don't- I just-..." Barney sighed. He didn't want to control Robin. (Even if he did, he couldn't. Not 'til those R/D folks approved those suggestive-thought pills.) He just couldn't stand to see her with anyone else.
"Well, you could."
"I could?"
"Sure you could."
"How?" He step closer, eyes wide and heart pounding.
"Easy", Marshall said, provoking Barney's most questioning air of annoyance. "Just ask her out. That way, you'll be the one she's dating."