I woke up with a terrible headache. Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke were looking at me, their face developing a relief.

"YOU'RE OKAY!" Naruto yelled.

"Glad to have you back, sister" Sakura greeted me.

"Same here." Murmured Sasuke.

"Okay… 3 questions. am I in your house, to be more specific, in your bed? 2. Am I deaf or Sakura called me sis? And 3, what the hell happened?"

"Overdose." Reproved Naruto.

"Anyway, I have to go, Kakashi has been waiting for me since forever. Karin, you coming?"

"What? Sasuke… where I am supposed to come?"

"With me and Kakashi. I want you there."

"You're crazy. No, I can't come, sorry, but I will be waiting you here in 2 weeks."

I smiled and called him next to me. I kissed him on the cheek and whispered in his ear:

"Apparently an OD is just what I needed.."

After 2 weeks

"Karin, Sasuke's returning today, right?" Sakura asked me while we were having a coffee at my place.

"Yeah. The main problem is that I don't think he will make it in time for the first exam, which is in a few hours."

"So do I. Anyway, did you guys talk?"

"No. I called him, but he didn't answer and he also didn't return my call. So either he's lying dead somewhere or he found another Karin."

"Let's stick to the first idea. Hopefully not…"

"I've met death before."

"I haven't and to be honest I am not curious at all."

I was glad that Sakura and I were getting along. She hooked up with Naruto during Sasuke's absence.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Sakura panicked. "We are late. The exam starts in 10 minutes!"

We ran and luckily we made it in time. There were ninjas from every country who were looking very weird at me.

"Blondie, wanna fuck?" one of those freaks asked me.

"Yeah, let's say… never."

"Oh, she's having an attitude." He told the four-eyed dude next to him.

He was gross. Pale skin, awkward smile and he looked like a worm… Yuck!

"What's your name, sweetie?"

"Karin… Karin Kimura. Now, if you excuse me, I have to find my seat."

"Oh, Kabuto, listen! This girl is Sasuke's new toy. Oh, she might be very helpful."

"I think so, my lord!"

"Erm.. you four-eyed guy… Why don't you suck your lord's cock so I don't have to puke whenever I see your faces?"

"She's definitely Sasuke's." the "lord" exclaimed while he was stepping aside.

"Thank you!" I smiled and left.

I looked for my seat. I couldn't find it, so I went to the professor who was preparing to start the exam.

"Excuse me… I'm looking for my seat. My name Karin Kimura and… well, please tell me where it is."

"In the middle, next to Mrs. Haruno."

"Thanks."

While I was going there, I looked for Sasuke, but I couldn't see him anywhere.

"Sakura, he's not here…"

"Actually, he is. Look behind…"

I looked back. Sasuke was staying beside me with a tiny smile on his face.

"I'm back."

"I can see this. Are you okay?"

"I'm fine and I'm full of power. My seat is kinda' far from here, but if you don't know something, just figure out a method to ask me. "

"I've got Sakura."

"So I guess things have changed here."

"Sakura and Naruto are now a couple."

"Glad. Anyway, I have a gift for you, but you won't see it unless you pass the exam."

"That's the lamest motivation ever, pumpkin!"

"I know. Anyway, I have to go back there… I missed you and your…"

"Please tell me you didn't wanna say lips and feet and anything in between."

"I actually wanted to say voice but that'd sound a little corny."

"Get back to your seat and don't forget your ego."

He kissed my forehead and left.

"He's so nice to you." Sakura noticed.

"Guesso."

"Okay, everybody, please, shut up!" said that professor. "Now this is the first exam and if you don't pass this you won't be able the take the next one. The rules are simple: complete your test sheet. The questions are the same for everybody, but don't try to cheat because if you get caught, not only you, but your whole team will be disqualified. These 5 jounins will analyze your whole behavior. You don't know when they will spot you, so be careful."

I started to panic as soon as I saw to subjects. They were damn hard! I looked in the classroom and everybody seemed desperate. Hmmm. Everybody, excepting some guys from the second line of benches who were writing.

Some students started to write, including Sasuke. There's no way he could've known those answers... He told me whatever he knew. His Sharingan was on, so he was cheating. That was it! Those guys from the second line were disguised jounins and we were supposed to copy from them without getting caught. A weird ginger kid was copying using sand, as far as I could tell. Hmm… How the fuck was I supposed to cheat with water?

Sakura was smart; she knew the theory better than anyone else our age. I could copy from her. I put some water next to her exam sheet so it can be just like a mirror and I managed to see her answers. I noticed that some of the jounins wrote me down, so I couldn't make any more moves.

I could also control the weather, so I made a huge, powerful, torrential rain that distracted everyone. I managed to write the answers that were missing. I really hope that Naruto figured it out as well.

"Time's up." The teacher said. "Please bring me the exam sheets. Now listen to me very carefully. Only 150 from 500 passed. Weak. I have to say that I am disappointed, but that would mean that I care and I don't. So yea… I will read your names in alphabetical order, check to see if your exam is okay or if not. In case you've been spotted, I'll only read your name and I will announce you that you failed. Then, you and your teammates shall live the room. Let's begin. Aburame Shino….passed…Chouji Akimichi… passed"

Oh my God! I am so scared! What if he disqualified me? What if… Sasuke's gonna hate me so fucking much. So will Sakura and Naruto. I can't let them down…

"Sakura Haruno… passed. Hinata Hyuga… passed. Neji Hyuga… passed."

My tension increased. I was stressed, my period was making me uncomfortable and so did….

"Karin Kimura… passed."

I DID IT! MY FUCKING GOD! I did iiiiiiiiiiiiit.

"Uchiha Sasuke…Failed."

WHAT? It couldn't have been possible.

"Excuse me. How the hell is that even possible?"

"It's not Sasuke. I was playing you and your new girlfriend. If looks could kill… I would be dead by now."

"Funneh.. Not." I said. Everyone was watching me. Great… Now I'm known to be Sasuke's bitch.

"Moving on... Naruto Uzumaki… Passed… Actually, you were standing on the edge, but thanks to your teammates you can attend to the next exam."

"My God, thank you guys for bringing me here. I need to get drunk!"

The whole Konoha village brought me in a CLUB. It's time to get drunk and rock the dance floor.

"Karin, take it easy. I don't wanna be a mood killer, but your OD isn't very old. Please, you're barely standing on your feet." Sakura told me, being very worried. Huh, who would've thought?

"C-c-c-calm down, pinkie... I'm okay. You can even fuck Sasuke, I won't mind tonight. I fucking passed the exam!"

Naruto was dancing somewhere and Sasuke was drinking at the bar, so Sakura was alone with me. She went to talk to my boy, so I went and talked with… Neji, I guess.

"Hey, Neji!"

"Hi, Karin! What's up?" he asked while pouring some beer in his mouth.

"Nothing. I'm just bored. These teammates of mine are just plain stupid. Wanna dance?"

"Yeah. That would be nice."

"Jeremih – Down on me" played on the background. I was moving my booty as hot as I could, rubbing it against his dick. He seemed to enjoy my dance, because his thing hardened considerably. I took the beer from his hand and drank the whole bottle. I threw the bottle and it broke in a thousand pieces.

"Want another drink?" he whispered.

"Boy, all you really want is me down on you?" I smiled and kept dancing.

I noticed Sasuke watching me with a jealous expression on his face. He mimed that he was going to kill me and I showed him my middle finger, then I grabbed Neji's hand and placed it on my boobs.

"On this type of music, you try to touch your partner as much as she lets you. I'm pretty drunk, so you can go ahead and make that dick hard enough to cum."

"You're kinda' taken and Sasuke's my friend."

"Shut up. Dance your problems. Look, this song is called Heartless by Kanye West. Just follow my moves."

"Okay, okay."

"Wanna get out of here?"

"What?"

"Wanna fuck?"

"No. I mean yes, but not now. Not while your boyfriend's watching. Karin, it was just a dance." He took me and brought me to Sasuke. "Sasuke-kun, watch your girl. She just asked me to get out of here."

"Thanks, Neji." Neji left and Sasuke took my head with his hand to make an eye contact. "Karin, can you get any drunker?"

"Boy, trust me, I can."

"Karin… What's wrong with you? Come here, you little bitch." He hugged me so cute.

"Sasuke, I don't want you to let me rub my ass against anybody's but your dick…"

"I won't. I promise. Do you want me to take you home?"

"No… Sasuke, do you love me?"

He hesitated.

"I don't know, Karin. It's definitely something, but I don't know if it's love."

"Because… I love you. You get me."

He smiled.

"May I kiss the most beautiful girl in here?"

"No?"

He smiled again.

"I meant you."

"Oh. Then yes."

He kissed me just like in a movie. It was full of passion and everybody was staring at us.

"Sasuke, are you in the mood for some mind-blowing sex?"

"Hmmm, it seems tempting. But I have to pass, you're drunk and…"

He couldn't finish his sentence because I threw up in his lap. Oops…

"Great, Karin, it stinks."

"Sorry?"

"Let's go home. I'm not going to use this bathroom and I need a shower." He told me while standing up and helping me to do the same. "SAKURA!" he yelled. "Please, take care of Naruto, he seems to be in Karin's situation. I'm going home, I have to clean myself up."

"Okay, Sasuke-kun. See you tomorrow."

We went at Sasuke's place. He took me straight to the bathroom, started to undress me carefully, turned on the shower and left me there. He joined me as soon as he took his clothes off. He washed my hair and my body.

"You hair is annoyingly long."

"I know. Sasuke… I'm sorry for throwing up on you… Also, you think you can fuck me now, then kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep?"

He came closer and closer. He kissed my lips, nose, and forehead.

"You don't need to be fucked, Karin. You just need to sleep, okay? You have to be ready because in two days we'll be giving the next exam, which will be harder." He said to me while covering himself with a towel, then he held me and tried to cover me as well. He finally succeeded, but that was harder than he thought.

He gently put me in his bed and covered me with his pearly-white sheet.

"I have some business to take care of, Karin! You go and sleep, okay? I'll be back in the morning, but don't be scared, my house is safe."

"Okay."

I fell asleep immediately. The alcohol was driving me crazy, literally.

Hope you like it!

Xoxo, Laura!