Are you smarter than Temari
Chapter 10
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or Are You Smarter than a Fifth grader.
Host: It is the 10th episode so we want to give a special shout out to everyone who read the chapters up to here! Our person to beat today is Temari! And who will try to beat her? She will now choose someone random.
Temari: I choose Billy bob Pickle-butt.
Host: Okay Billy bob will play so let's begin. Billy Bob you may choose the first question.
Billy Bob: I'll choose idiots for retard.
Host: Who is the most retarded person in this stadium?
Temari: Billy Bob.
Billy Bob: Temari!
Temari: You wanna go punk!
Billy Bob: Okay I prefer chicken benders pick me up… oh 7-ish.
Temari: Not on a date you hillbilly.
Host: This is boring! Temari got it right so you can do the next question now.
Billy Bob: I will choose math for peanut brain.
Host: what is 2 plus 2?
Billy Bob: Fish!
Host: No!
Temari: 4.
Host: Temari is correct again! This is turning out to be an easy match for Temari! Billy Bob you only have one save left.
Billy Bob: I'll choose people for peanut brain.
Host: Name one hobo! … Okay that can't be right. Do it anyway!
Billy Bob: All my cousins are hobos! So Bobolita, Sammy, Kyle, Jimothy, Julio, and Rufferstienkle. Hooshamawawa.
Temari: Um … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … Kankuro?
Host: OH MY GOD! Billy Bob Pickle-butt got it right! Temari has 2 saves left and Billy Bob has 1 left. You may now choose your next question.
Billy Bob: I'll choose hobo life for retard.
Temari: Oh fuck not again!
Host: What is the most popular song among most hobos and what are the lyrics?
Temari: Hobo pledge?
Billy Bob: The hobo song.
Host: How do you sing it?
Billy Bob:
We're hobos!
We live on a train!
We only eat beans!
And other crap!
We smell really bad!
We we're as poor as hell!
And we are even half mule!
We're Hobos!
We eat what we want
We're hobos!
We'll give a little taunt!
We are high school drop outs!
But were still licensed!
To be a hobo!
We get a dime a day.
Yay!
We're hobos!
We live on a train!
Yeah we only eat beans!
And all the other crap!
Were hobos!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
We're hobos!
What you think of dat!
We're hobos
You can't change our minds!
We're hobos!
We're hobos!
We're hobos!
Yes hobos!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
HOBOS!
Host: THAT… WAS… THE… GAYEST… SONG… EVER! But it is actually correct! So you both have one save left!
Billy Bob: I'll choose food for Temari ranking.
Host: In stores what animal's milk do you buy?
Billy Bob: Frog Milk.
Temari: Cow milk duh!
Host: Temari wins the game!
Billy Bob: I am not smarter than Temari!
Host: No you are not.
Billy Bob: Sure that is what I said… no I didn't … da… du… uh… NNNNOOOOOOO! Blah!
-Thanks for reading chapter 10, I hope you liked it!