161: Valencia and Ella die before 'literally right away'.
162: Okay, Nudge mentions the rain is acid. Then they proceed to fly through said rain. And nothing happens. What happened to the rain being acid?!
163: How the hell were the Flock and the Fish people on the same island, and not have them know about it?
164: 'Killing the dog' cliché.
165: 'I can't count how many times I've cried on one hand' Maximum Ride must also been engineered with extra fingers.
166: Wait... So Fang and Max weren't that far away from the house when they... Ugh... Did twister. And the flock has super good hearing. So the Flock heard it. OH. MY. GOD!
167: Fang defiles my precious Max. Hands off, pal. She's fucking mine! No, I don't care if she's fucking straight! ... No pun intended. ;-) ...?
168: Fang leaves after doing twister with Max. Asshole
169: Fang leaves. How many times is this going to happen before he realizes this isn't a good idea?!
170: The Flock splits up. Didn't they promise they would never do Lthis again? And also, how many times is that going to happen before they realize that it isn't. A. Good. Idea?!
PS: Oh my gosh, hi! I'm Nudge! I like talking, so it's SOOOOO great I got this character. I'm soooo excited! But why don't I talk that much? And oh my gosh, Gazzy learned how to arm fart, that for some reason that smells just as bad as his farts! Like, ew! And how is that even possible? I don't understand it. Do you? Do you know any doctors? Could they tell me? Why haven't you written back? I have a lot of questions! And we've sent you a LOT of letters. Rude! Why do you have to be so rude?! Oh my gosh, that reminds me of this song on the radio. I really like it. Have you heard it? Do you like it? I haven't seen the music video yet though, but I've herd it's random. I can be really random, too. The doctors say I have ADD or ADHD or something like that. I dunno. Oh no! My pencils lead is running out, gotta go! WRITE BACK, MR. JAMES! PLEASE! Okay, bye!
-Nudge :-D
AN: Hey guys! Thanks for your suggestions. Updates may be farther apart- Just a warning. Keep reading, please! Hopefully I'll be writing a sorry we're Fang is a huge homophobic conservative and Max is a bi liberal. He tries telling her being gay is a sin (since she's only dated girls from the school, he thinks she's lesbian). Max decides to go with the Lesbian thing and teach him it's perfectly fine. Only one problem- they're slowly falling for each other! With my signature Iggy's gay plot line (and her best friend) and Lissa as a evil bitch and lots of laughs, I'm hoping to put it up here. Why am I writing it? Because I'm obviously trying to recruit you. Kidding! That's not possible.
Love you but not in a weird way!
-FireStarRD