Hey, Luna was a guest, she had to leave to prepare for... wait for it... The Ultimate Deathmatches III! She's gonna be the announcer or whatever. Oh, and Barney's dead, here's a certificate sayin' he ain't comin' back!
"He's dead for good?" Yuna asks, putting the certificate in a safe.
"He's dead!" The Aurochs chant.
A Pizzaboy flies through the room.
"Sorry." CJ says, reclaiming it and speeding off.
A pack of Dingo's runs past, eating everything in sight.
"Not again!" Yuna exclaims, summoning Yojimbo.
"You ain't been payin' me bitch! Gimme my pay and I'll open a can 'o whoop-ass on these foo's! Yojimbo shouts.
Yuna pays Yojimbo 150000 gil.
"It be a pay cut, but whatever." Yojimbo says, ripping the Dingo pack apart.
Yojimbo disappears.
"Good thing he's not a blitzball player." Keepa says.
"He'd cost 1000000 gil a game!" Datto adds.
"And I thought Basik Ronso was expensive!" Letty comments.
Tidus turns the TV on.
"Come one Come all! Join us at (insert arena name here) for the Third Annual ULTIMATE DEATHMATCHES! Hosted by the great Luna! Judged by Derek Venturi, Casey McDonald, and whoever else wants to!"
Switch.
"Sweet niblets, that girl's done it again."
Switch.
"D'oh, Whoo hoo, that boy ain't right!"
Switch off.
A pack of Radioactive Super-Dingo's has formed at the center of the village.
"Sweet niblets! Look outside!" Rikku exclaims.
The RSD's are ripping everything up.
"This looks like a job for... Super CJ!" someone yells.
CJ appears in a police uniform holding a rocket launcher. He blasts the RSD's to bits.
"That'll hold 'em for awhile, but remember! They're Radioactive!" CJ says.
CJ speeds off on a Sanchez.
"Sweet niblets!" Rikku exclaims.
Continued...
"Sweet niblets!"
And Barney's dead!
"Yay us!" Rikku exclaims, clapping.