Hello my fellow Muggleborns and Mudbloods, and welcome to another MPR(-B), Hey guys I would like to donate this chapter to the poor beautiful Japanese people whose lives have been affected by the earthquake/Tsunami, let us not forget that it was them wonderful people that gave us Death Note, and I would like to have a moment of silence so whilst reading this chapter please try your hardest not to laugh aloud at my hilarious jokes that I may slip in throughout this chapter, I feel like I should start giving you sound tracks to listen to whilst reading these chapters, OK I want you to go onto youtube and type in :

Call Out My Name - Inkubus Sukkubus they are a pagan band from a while ago also you may also like to observe that I am Pagan (Wiccan).

Phoenix was growing rather impatient now, she had been waiting at the end end of the corridor for almost 15 minuets now, that is practically an hour she grumbled to her self, and with no sign what so ever of Umbridge well now that she thought of it she hadn't seen a sign of anyone, Luna and Neville were supposed to be waiting with her but naturally neither of them had bothered to show, so she was waiting alone at the end of a very long, and boring corridor for nearly 16 very long, and boring minuets. She lingered there for a few more moments before setting off towards Umbridge's office as soon as she got there she realised that something wasn't right, inside the office was Draco, His goons Crabbe and Goyle, a blonde slytherin girl whose name had slipped her mind, Wilbur Wurthing, and his younger sister Winnie Wurthing. They were all hanging upside down from the ceiling as soon as Phoenix entered the room she stumbled on Kia who was roiling on the floor having a jolly good laugh at her brothers current situation, Phoenix walked up to her cousin and pressed her wand against her neck.

"Where is Harry?" she breathed down her neck her pupils slowly turning to slits.

"I haven't a clue, you know I wouldn't do anything to hurt him." as soon as Kia purred this Phoenix realised the truth in it, Kia had this effect on people it was like she could manipulate people's emotions, it was quite scary really she could make anyone fall in love with her with a bat of an eyelid, and that is why it was impossible for anyone in the world to think a bad thought about her, nobody knew exactly what it was that made it happen many people thought it was her kind heart shaped face with twinkling white diamond eyes and the way her wavy paper light white hair blew around her face when even there was no source of wind or that when she laughed it was like a bell ringing and had the same effect on people as a baby's first laugh everyone felt warm and snug at the sound of her high pitched tones. Phoenix turned to Draco who was wining like a child he was very alike his sister yet very different he had the Diamond eyes just not the pretty twinkle, he had the white hair just without the shine, he had the gorgeous kissable lips just not as inviting, he had the alluring accent just not as cute.

"Where is Harry?" Phoenix demanded in his face.

"I don't know." He sobbed.

"Where-." Phoenix spat tightening charmed ropes around his ankles. "-is Harry?".

"Ministry Of Magic." He shouted. "They said something about the ministry."

"SIRIUS!" Phoenix Shouted, and ran out of the room she ran for what seemed like hours and ended up outside of Severus's office she had vowed to herself that she would never talk to him again but this was very important. She burst into the room.

"Severus!"

"Phoenix, what are you doing here?"

"Well as you can imagine I'm not here for a jolly good chat and a joke about the good old times."

"No need for the sarcasm, but do hurry I have important business to do."

"I'm guessing that that business is not washing your hair."

"Phoenix if you just came here to insult me then please just leave." he said sternly.

"NO, please I'm sorry I just got a bit carried away." there was a short pause "It's Harry he saw a vision, it was of Sirius, he-he was being tortured by my father in the department of mysteries, and now him and the rest of the DA have gone to the ministry to try to help him, but I think it was a trap you see my father isn't stupid he was bound to figure out the connection at some point and I think he was using it to try and get hold of the you-know-what." Phoenix spoke quickly that somebody not used to Phoenix's excitable tones would just hear a smooth buzzing noise.

"I see I am glad you came to see me about this, I'll send an owl to the order right away." he mumbled as he wondered to find a piece of parchment, Phoenix was starting to remember why she liked him so much, he was a person you could trust even when he was a grumpy old git, he always had good intentions and then he left the room for quite sometime. Phoenix was growing quite impatient again she hated being left waiting she shifted her wait a few times and started to tap her foot in time to the dripping from one of the taps, this is getting ridiculous she grumbled and left the room and headed for the front doors of the school she was stopped on the way there by a rueful Filch.

"And where does her majesty think she is going now?" he mocked.

"Away from you stinky." she said crinkling her nose as she brushed passed him, she couldn't help thinking that he needed a shower, badly. She made it across the bridge which lead to Hogsmead and ignored all of the people who stared at her as she ran passed them gasping for air, since she had been diagnosed with that Anorexia thing breathing and moving became harder especially when she forgot to take her pills take now for example it was sheer agony. She ran into the Hogs Head and found it as empty as usual, she knew what she had to do but in order for that to be done she needed to find the least creepy person in there which was proving to be hard so instead she cleared her throat and chose not to be picky.

"Erm, Hello is there anyone here who could apparate me to the Ministry?" she called and no one replied she took out a money bag and shook it and all of a sudden every one stood up and offered their services.

"Miss I can get you there." said a tiny little man with a goaty and ginger dreadlocks.

"Bonjour mon ami, I can get you to where you need to go." he said with a slight cajun accent., he had long read hair and inhuman eyes, and was very handsome.

"I'm Phoenix." she mumbled.

"Aha a pretty name for a pretty girl, mon nom est Remy LeBeau*, how may I be of service to you?"

"I need you to take me to to the ministry of magic."

"Sure thing, just take my hand and then nous allons." he winked Phoenix cautiously placed her hand into his and then in a matter of seconds they were outside the Ministry.

"Thank you very much Mr LeBeau. " she said passing him a few gold coins, but he refused politely.

"No no you keep it consider it a favor, and please call be Gambit everyone else does." he kissed her hand and then was gone, Phoenix couldn't help blushing as she ran to the red telephone box. When she got down the stairs it was eerily silent and then all of a sudden there was a very loud cackling.

"I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK." the voice sang, no Phoenix sobbed, she was too late to do anything now, she loved Sirius he was one of the rare Blacks, the ones who were half decent like herself and her mother, she tiptoed closer and saw the scene in front of her she was so angry, angry for the death of a loved one, and angry that it was likely to be all Harry's fault, no it was Harry's fault she knew it. She wiped the tears from her eyes and saw her Mother Bellatrix running around like a mad woman then Harry running after her with his wand in the air firing random spells at her at last he hit her with "CRUCIO" her mother screamed and fell to the ground this was Phoenix's Que.

"Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry the thing about unforgivable curses are that you have to mean them!" she sneered and pointed her wand at Harry her mother laughed delightedly.

"CRUCIO" Shouted Phoenix Harry flinched and once again her mother was screaming on the floor, Phoenix kept her there for some time until she felt Dumbledore's soft hand on her shoulder her eased the wand out of her hand and caught her before she hit the ground, he placed her into Harry's hands who was glad to have something to do, suddenly the room became icily cold as though death had entered himself.

*GAMBIT= I really couldn't help myself from adding this cajun bad boy, this character originates from X-MEN so I take no credit for adding him but please enjoy reading about him as much about I enjoyed writing about him ;)

(please excuse any french spelling mistakes I may have made during as they are all from my own general knowledge.)

Thank you very much for reading this chapter the next one will be out one day in the near future if you want me to write it sooner review and stuff, in fact you know what review anyway man just do it or I will feel obliged to dig into my drawers and find my Grandmas old knuckledusters yeah you scared yet?

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