Marik hung up the phone, and smirked. "That Pharaoh will get us out of this mess!"
Bakura overheard Marik talking to himself and sweatdropped, "You mean you called the Pharaoh! That was your plan!"
The psycho nodded, "Of course, they have to listen to him. He's Pharaoh."
"This is Japan, not Egypt! The title means Pharaoh nothing here! Besides, like he'd help us!"
Pegasus, trying to adjust Bakura's pants to fit his body better, looked over at the two curiously. "Pharaoh? Are you talking about that other Yugi-boy?"
"...Also known as Yami." the albino said, sweatdropping. "Anyway, what did that baka say?"
"He said that he would come right over."
Yami hung up the cell phone, and handed it back to it's owner, Malik.
"So, what did Marik want? He never calls me... Let alone asking to talk to someone else." Malik wondered, tucking his phone back into his pants pocket.
"Ummm... He just wanted to say hi!" Yami replied, grinning sheepishly.
Yugi stared at his yami with great suspicion. "Is that it?"
Yami's eyes widened, and he stared at Yugi with mock shock. "Aibou, how could you ever think that I would hide anything from you!"
"...Maybe because you didn't tell me about getting arrested for shoplifting at the mall."
Yami laughed nervously, putting one of his hands behind his head. "I didn't realize you knew about that."
Yugi sweatdropped as Ryou and Malik began snickering. "Who do you think bailed you out?"
"Oh... Well anyway, I think I'm coming down with something," The former King forced himself to let out a few rough coughs. "So I think it would be best if I just went home and rest."
"You've never been sick before..." The hikari narrowed his eyes, almost threateningly.
"There's a first time for everything, aibou! Anyway... I think I should get going before I make you the rest of you guys sick!" With that, Yami began running towards the exit, laughing to himself as he did so.
Malik watched the Pharaoh with a cocked eyebrow. "He's up to something... Think it has something to do with Marik calling?"
Yugi nodded, "Of course... The only question is what?"
Ryou sighed, "Something's are better left unknown, especially when it comes to our yamis."
Dr. Beneteau walked into the lobby, where he saw Marik, Bakura, and Pegasus talking. Somehow Bakura had lost his pants since his evaluation, which only made the doctor more confident in his decision to keep him here for 72 hours.
"Shouldn't you guys be getting to group? It starts in ten minutes."
"What the hell is that?" Marik asked, glancing over to Bakura, who simply shrugged.
"It's where we go share our thoughts and feelings with the others in a friendly and non-judgemental environment!" Pegasus took the liberty of answering for Dr. Beneteau.
Bakura stared at Pegasus in disgust. "There's no way in hell I'm going to go and share my feelings infront of a bunch of pathetic mortals!"
"Actually, that doesn't sound too bad... I think we should go!" Marik grinned widely, to the point of scaring even Bakura.
"And why the hell should we do that!"
"Just trust me... I'm sure it'll make our time in this hell hole alittle more amusing."
Bakura sighed in annoyance. He wasn't sure about this whole 'group' thing, but Marik was right, it would make their time go by alittle quicker. Who knows, maybe Marik was even planning something...
"Before you guys do anything, I have to enforce the dress code, which clearly states that no boxers or overly tight pants are allowed." Dr. Beneteau told them, pulling a random rule book out of his pocket.
"Does it really say that?" The albino asked, cocking an eyebrow.
The doctor showed the book to the yami, and pointed to the line that said 'Patients shall not wear boxers or overly tight pants.'
"I see..." Bakura sweatdropped. "Well, do we have any clothing freedom in the place!"
"Yes... Pink or blue."
"Huh? What's the supposed to mean? Tell me!"
Dr. Beneteau began walking towards his office again, "Follow me and I'll show you."
Feeling curious, Marik and Bakura reluctantly followed.
Once in the office, Dr. Beneteau opened the closet door, and pulled out two paper hospial gowns. One blue one and one pink one.
"What! You really don't expect me to wear that, do you!" Bakura demanded, "Can't I just get my pants back from that mortal I took the Millenium Eye from? They're not too tight for me."
Marik poked the other yami in the side. "Do you really want to be wearing pants that the naked Pegasus has been wearing?"
"Good point... Ugh, I guess I'll take the blue one."
The doctor tossed the blue gown to Bakura, before tossing the pink one to Marik.
"Why the hell did you give me one! I have clothes!" Marik yelled defensively. There was no way in hell the future Pharaoh, and evil matser mind would be seen in a pink paper dress.
Once again, the Happy Hikari rule book was pulled out. "The dress code also clearly states that capes and sleeveless shirts aren't allowed."
"Well... Don't you atleast have any blue ones left!"
"Sorry, I'm afraid I just gave the last one to Mr. Bakura."
"Bakura, give me your damn..." Marik turned to his partner, and his mouth went agape when he saw that Bakura was already changed into his gown. His shirt and boxers thrown on the floor. "How'd you change so fast!"
"It's easy considering all you have to do is slide into these things, and tie up the string in the back... Which I still have to do."
"That means your back is open... So why aren't you atleast wearing your boxers?" Marik raised an eyebrow.
Bakura smirked. "I'm just saving myself the trouble in case they have some fucked up 'no boxers period' rule. Besides, I feel free this way."
"That's a good idea! I'm gonna do that to!" With that said, Marik dropped his pants, followed by his own boxers.
"Uh... I think I'll leave you alone to get changed." Dr. Beneteau said, ushering himself out of the room. His eyes shielded by his hands.
Once Marik finished changing, and threatening Bakura for laughing at his pink gown, the two yamis left the office. Only to be greeted by an all too familiar voice.
"What do you mean you can't tell me if they're here! Do you have any idea who I am! I'm the Pharaoh!"
To Be Continued...
A/N: Gomen, I didn't realize how long it had been since my last update. I won't let it happen again!
Please review, and a big thanks to those who have!