Boom! Wedding day! Let's do this!
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Narration
"This is the story of the most tragic day of my life," Branch narrated.
"Branch!" Poppy gapsed in horror.
"Kidding, just kidding sweetie, it's actually the happiest day of my life!" Branch quickly recovered.
"Everything was going to be perfect!" Poppy cheered.
"Something old, Something new, something borrowed, something blue," the twins were adding the finishing touches to Poppy's wedding gown. It had a nature look to it. The bottom part of Poppys gown had flower petal shaped layers and a silver belt that had vines carved into it. They were on the second floor of the church that Poppy was getting married in.
"Mew," Mr Dinkles complemented her. He was wearing a black top hat, black bow and a charming black suit, complete with a red rose on his pocket.
"Are we forgetting something?" Satin thought about what to do next.
"It's perfect," Poppy told them," I love it!"
"Congratulations Poppy," Suki came into the room with a hand full of fliers," The whole kingdom knows about your wedding day."
"How about the decorations?" Poppy asked her maid of honor.
"Branch and the boys are almost done," Suki told her.
"Seating arrangements?" Poppy asked.
"Your father has it organized," Suki answered.
"What about the catering?" Poppy asked another question.
"Cooper took charge and made sure the food and desserts were perfectly made for your wedding," Suki assured her princess.
"Cooper can cook?" Satin looked over at Suki.
"Yep, he also made Poppys wedding cake," Suki nodded yes," ten layered cake with two layers of red velvet, two layers of chocolates, two layers of vanilla, one layer of strawberry, one layer of milk, and two layers of coffee, correct?" Suki listed the flavors in one breath.
"Correct!" Poppy chimed," amazing how Cooper remembered that."
"He does have a good memory for important things," Suki comment.
"That's some boyfriend you have," Chenille comment as she sewed a few finishing touches to Poppy's dress.
"Thanks again Suki, I know you and the boys have been busy with training," Poppy thanked her maid of honor.
"Not a problem, and Poppy?" Suki wanted to ask her something," Do I really need to put on the dress the twins made me?"
"What's wrong with the dress we made you?" Chenille thought Suki didn't like the dress they made her.
"Nothing, it's beautiful, but dresses are just not my thing," Suki explained.
"I wish it were up to me Suki but father says that it's traditional for the maid of honor to wear a dress," Poppy explained as she twirled around, looking at herself in the mirror.
"Why did I agree to being the maid of honor?" Suki asked herself. She then felt the twins pull onto her arm and drag her into a changing room.
"The ceremony is in one hour…" Satin told her as she took out a yellow flowing dress.
"... Now put this on or else we'll dress you ourselves," Chenille threatened.
"May I come in?" a knock on the door happened.
"Yes father," Poppy welcomed her father in. King Peppy opened the door and came in. He lovingly looked at his daughter and held his heart," Poppy, you look amazing."
"Thanks dad," Poppy blushed at her father's complement," I just wish mother could have seen me like this." Poppy looked at herself again in the mirror.
"I do to Poppy," King Peppy walked up to his daughter and sat her down. He took out a brush and brushed her hair," You remind me so much of her."
"How did mother look like?" Poppy asked him.
"She was beautiful, a generous queen she was, and she was a very loving mother too. She had green hair and pink skin like you. Her eyes were a lovely shade of pink as well," Peppy daydreamed about his queen.
"She sounds lovely," Poppy smiled. Peppy pulled Poppy's hair into a ponytail.
"Very lovely indeed, and when I thought I couldn't get any luckier, you came along," Peppy continued," I truly had it all, until that day I lost your mother and you, all in one day." Peppy stopped brushing her hair and looked down, depressed at the memory.
"Awe, dad," Poppy stood up and hugged her father tightly. Peppy gladly accepted and returned the hug," At least I came back."
"It was a miracle when you did," Peppy hugged her tighter. He started to cry on his daughter's shoulder. He broke the hug and looked at his daughter once more," And now look at you, already getting married. It feels like it was only yesterday when I was carrying you to safety and out of bergen town." Poppy smiled widely. Seeing her dad like this almost made her cry as well.
"Stop dad, you're going to make me cry too," Poppy giggled as she wiped away a tear.
"Well, Good luck to everyone," Peppy started to leave.
"Thanks dad," Poppy watched her father leave
With Branch
"Really Guy Dimond?" Branch was inside the church that he was getting married in. Guy Diamond was insisting to show up at the wedding barenaked," You said you were going to show up in your best dressed."
"I did!" Guy Diamond confidentially stood up straight.
"You can't be naked in front of hundreds of people," Branch argued.
"Why not?" Guy Diamond crossed his arms.
"It could be very disrespectful to many people and make others uncomfortable," Cooper, Branches best man, causally explained.
"And you can lose your dignity as a knight," Branch added in.
"That too," Cooper agreed with him.
"Well I don't mind, I've been wearing a hot and heavy suit of armor for my whole life! I think I deserve a little break," Guy Diamond refused to wear clothes," By the way, why aren't you wearing clothes?"
"Me? I'm covered in fur," Cooper answered him.
"Can we just agree that neither of you won't ruin this day for me?" Branch asked the two boys. The knights nodded yes," You still have the rings?"
"Yep," Cooper took off his hat and took out the two rings.
"perfect, the wedding will be starting in a hour, we need to finish decorating this place," Branch looked around the church. There was still flowers and setting up to do before the wedding.
" On it!" the two knights ran off and started decorating the church. Branch smiled, he felt very lucky to have a life where his friends treated him right and where he was getting married to the best troll he ever met. If only his Grandma Rosepuff was here to see him. He walked across the aisle and walked out the doors. Many trolls were hanging streamers, selling goods for the wedding and dressing up. Branch looked around the kingdom and found all the fliers that the knights had put up. Be plucked a flyer off the wall and read it.
You are invited to the royal wedding of Princess Poppy and her finance Yanch,
"Yanch?" Branch was confused by this," Who was in charge of printing this?!" Branch cried out into the church," I swear, one day I won't be so forgiving."
After thirty minutes, many trolls were starting to come into the church. Cooper had his armor on and he was also able to force Guy Diamond into his armor.
"The wedding is almost going to start," Cooper ran around the room, putting the last finishing touches to the flower arrangements, "and I'm still not done!"
"Relax Cooper," Guy Diamond watched his friend run around in circles,"no one is going to care if you mess up on an arrangement."
"I care!" Cooper ran across the aisle with roses in his mouth," I can't let Branch down with….."
Before Cooper can finish his sentience, he tripped over someone and knocked the troll and himself down.
" Sorry ma'am, I didn't see you, I just…. Suki?" Cooper barely realized that he ran into Suki. She was wearing a yellow, loose and flowing dress with flowers decorating her hair,"Whoa, sweety, You look….."
"Silly, I know," Suki chuckled as she got up and dusted herself. Cooper couldn't help but gawk at how pretty she looked.
"Yea…. No! I mean…." Cooper broke out of his trance and shook his head,"... You look really beautiful. I honestly didn't recognize you."
"The girls said it be best if I dressed up for the wedding," Suki's cheeks darkened.
"Hey! Lovebirds!" Branch walked up to the couple," are we all set for the wedding?"
"Yep," Suki answered. Cooper was about to agree until he remembered.
"No! I still have to add the finishing touches to the flowers!" Cooper picked up his roses and ran off. Branch looked confused at him while Suki chuckled.
"What do you see in him?" Branch asked the female knight.
"More than you can see," Suki told him. She walked away and went to her position.
10 minutes before the wedding
Chenille, Satin, Smidge, Suki, Cooper, and Guy Diamond were waiting in the halls. Branch was already at the stage, waiting for the wedding to start.
"What's taking Poppy so long?" Suki tapped her foot. Poppy was suppose to be there by now. Every troll was already in the church waiting for the princess to come in. Worried that something happened, Suki left to the upstairs room.
"Where you goin?" Cooper asked his girlfriend.
"I want to check up on Poppy," Suki answered. She continued to walk up the stairs. The rest of the trolls patiently waited.
"Hold on to these will you," Cooper handed the rings to Guy Diamond.
"What for?" Guy Diamond asked as he held the rings.
"I'm going to the restroom, I'll be right back," Cooper left. Guy Diamond looked down at the two rings he had in his hands. They were both gold colored and one was decorated with small diamonds and the other was smooth and plain but still beautiful.
"Let me see," Chenille took the rings away from him.
"Uh, Chenille, sweet heart, Be careful with those," Guy Diamond panicked.
"Don't worry, it's not like I'm gonna lose them," Chenille smiled sweetly at him.
Five minutes later
"Is Poppy ready yet?" Cooper came back from the restrooms. He looked ahead and halted in surprise.
"Get it off! Get it off!" Satin was screaming as every troll seemed to be pulling onto her hand.
"Dang sis, you have a fat finger," Chenille comment as she pulled harder on the rings Satin had on.
"Insulting me is like insulting yourself! We're twins!" Satin pulled herself back.
"What happened?" Cooper walked up to them.
"They were only playing around!" Guy Diamond chuckled as he pulled into Satin hand.
"Chenille told me to put them on!" Satin tried to pin this on Chenille.
"It was your choice!," Chenille defended herself.
"Did she put on both rings?" Cooper looked over at Satin. Before he can get his answer, Satin slipped away and fell to the ground. The two rings fell to the ground and rolled away to the open trolls gasped in horror as they watched the rings leave.
"Poppy will be down in a few, we….." Suki came down the stairs but soon noticed the horrified faces the trolls had,"... Did something happen?" She asked.
Outside the church
Suki, Cooper and Guy Diamond both ran out of the church after the rings.
"How could you two be so stupid!?" Suki screamed at them.
"I didn't think Chenille was going to drop them!" Guy Diamond answered.
"There are the rings!" Cooper pointed out. The rings were getting kicked around by other trolls.
"don't let them get away!" Suki ran off after them. The knights accidentally bumped into other trolls.
"Sorry," Cooper tripped a few trolls.
"Excuse me!" Suki pushed herself around everyone.
"Knights, trying to save the day here!" Guy Diamond ran over multiple trolls. The rings crashed into each other and bounced in different directions. Guy Diamond took the ring to the right while Cooper and Suki took the ring to the left. Guy Diamond ran after the ring. It almost seemed as if the ring had a mind of it's own because it somehow rolled onto a leaning wood. A troll dropped some heavy barrels on the other side and launched the ring into the air.
"No!" Guy Diamond ran faster not wanting to lose the ring. The ring bounced from pod to pod until it finally landed into a barrel full of deflated balloons," Haha! Got ya!" Guy Diamond jumped into the barrel and dug for the ring. A lady troll took out a blue balloon and inflated it with helium. Inside the balloon was the ring. Guy Diamond poked his head out in time to see it but the lady already let go of the balloon and let it fly away to the net above. The net was holding hundreds of other balloons.
"Oh no," Guy Diamond couldn't believe it.
With Cooper and Suki
The two were running on a downhill path. The ring keep rolling under the vending carts. Cooper, being the fastest, was ahead and took down every cart that was in his way. He took down a cart selling dresses, a cart that sold make up and a cart that sold giant girly hats. Cooper stopped running the moment he felt something was very wrong. He looked back at himself and realized he was wearing a pink dress, hat, bows and makeup.
"Cooper, did you get it!?" Suki caught up to him. She soon paused and took in the sight ahead of her. She didn't bother on holding in her laughter," That is so wrong on so many levels!" Suki laughed.
"It feels wrong on many levels," Cooper added in. He looked ahead and spotted the ring rolling into a playground.
"I'll get it!" Suki ran ahead.
Back at the wedding
"Where's Suki?" Poppy finally came back down with her father.
"She had an emergency, along with Cooper and Guy Diamond," Satin told her as casual as she can.
"What happened?" Poppy sounded worry all of a sudden.
"Nothing big!" Chenille assured her," They'll be back and everything will be ok."
"Smidge, Signal that we're ready," Satin told Smidge. Smidge nodded and opened the door slightly. She took out a bat and smacked the musician. The musician started to play " Here Comes the Bride" Everyone sat down and turned there heads to the doors. The twins opened the door and revealed a breathtaking Poppy. Smidge entered first and threw the rose pedals on the aisle as Poppy walked with her father next to her.
"Wow," Branch gazed at his future wife in awe. As the song finished, Peppy gladly handed Poppy to Branch.
"I'm proud of you both," Peppy whispered to the couple. Feeling happy, Poppy gave her dad one last hug before holding hands with Branch," Took good care if her," Peppy looked over at Branch.
"I will your highness," Branch happily bowed. Peppy went back to his seat and watched the wedding start.
"We are gathered here today, on this happy and joyous occasion, to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony…" the priest started the ceremony.
Back with Cooper and Suki
The two knights wanted to grab the ring before it hit the sand.
"Almost got it!" Suki cried out as she and Cooper ran down the hill. The two were about to dive for the ring if wasn't for something ahead. They crashed into a clear glass that two workmen were carrying.
"Why are you carrying a giant piece of glass in the middle of the park!?" Cooper angrily shouted at them.
"Don't you see the construction work we're doing here?" the troll pointed at the playground. The whole park was under construction work.
"How we miss all that?" Suki comment, she then spotted the ring rolling into the sand," The ring!" Suki got up and ran after it along with Cooper. The two trolls ran into the sand and started throwing sand everywhere, digging for the ring. After a moment, they threw the ring out and made it fall on one side of a seesaw.
"There it is!" Suki ran to it and picked it up. She sighed in relief, glad that she got the ring.
"Alright!" Cooper stood to her side. A lift truck came and dropped a pile of heavy cement on the seesaw, launching the knights into the air.
At the wedding
Mr Dinkles was sitting next to Smidge on a chair. He turned his head to the giant glass window above and saw both Cooper and Suki fly by, screaming in terror. Not knowing what just happened, Mr Dinkles turned his attention back to the wedding.
With Guy Diamond
"Wedding ring? Are you in there!?" the silver troll was swinging from branch to branch, pulling down every balloon and popping them, hoping to find the ring.
"AHHH!" Suki and Cooper crashed into the tree he was in.
"What happened? And who's that ugly lady?" Guy Diamond was referring to Cooper.
"Hey!" Cooper was offended.
"I got the ring, what about you?" Suki showed him the ring.
"The other one is in one of these balloons," Guy Diamond pointed at the balloons.
"Why?!" Cooper had no idea how he lost a ring to a balloon.
"Long story, just help," Guy Diamond and the others climbed the tree and searched for the ring. Later, a bird came flying in. It looked at all the balloons and coincidentally, it decided to take the balloon that had the ring in it.
"Hey, that bird has it!" Suki pointed out.
" Run away ring!" Cooper ran after the bird along with everyone else. The knights were running out of branch to run on, so they had to take desperate measures.
"Jump!" Suki shouted. The three knights jumped off the branch and held onto the string of the balloon that the bird was taking. The bird flew higher up into the air.
Back at the wedding
"...It requires of those who undertake it a complete and unreserved giving of one's self…" the wedding wasn't over yet. Smidge heard some light screaming coming from outside. She turned her head to the window and spotted the knights screaming with a bird dragging them in the air. Not knowing what she just saw, Smidge payed attention to the wedding again.
With the knights
"It's like nature wants to kill us!" Cooper shouted as he held on for dear life.
"Hey bird!" Guy Diamond climbed onto the string," That's my ring!" Guy Diamond climbed to the top and popped the blue balloon. He quickly grabbed the ring before it fell," Yes! I got it!" Guy Diamond held it up, until the bird decided to let go of the string of course. The knights screamed for their lives as they came closer to the ground. They came down splashing into a nearby lake.
"Do we have both rings!?" Suki swam back up. She looked at the ring that she had in her hands.
"Yep!" Guy Diamond held up his ring high in the air. Of course, a blue chubby squirrel came by and took it," Hey!" Guy Diamond swam out and ran after him.
Back at the wedding
As the priest continued with the ceremony, the twins nervously waited for the knights return.
"Something must have happened to them," Chenille whispered to her sister.
"What makes you say that?" Satin asked.
"How hard can it be for three highly trained knights to pick up two rings?" Chenille answered with another question.
"Shhh!" The trolls at the seat shushed them.
"Branch, may we hear your vows," the priest asked the groom.
"Yes, of course," Branch cleared his throat so he can speak clearly," Poppy, since the first day I laid my eyes on you, after you knocked me out with a frying pan, I knew there was something special about you. You bring me happiness and to everyone else around you. Your personality lighten ups my day every day, your eyes are like two pools, so deep that I fear if I dive in, I might never come up for air, and your smile, the sun itself turns jealous and refuses to come out from behind the clouds…."
"Awe," the room cooed at his poetry skills.
Back with the knights
The squirrel ran ahead of the knights and jumped up onto some trees.
"Don't let him get away!" The knights cried out as they climbed up the tree. The squirrel then jumped onto some chains that were holding hundreds of barrels of juice. It jumped off and into a cart. The three knights swung on the chains as well, loosening it up more. They jumped into the same cart as the squirrel and and cornered him with their swords.
"We have you now little man! Put your tiny arms where we can see them!" Cooper commanded. The little squirrel looked up at the loose chains and saw it break.
"What is he looking at?" Suki put her sword down and looked back. The barrels of juice fell from the height of the tree onto more barrels of juice.
"oh snap!" Guy Diamond shouted. The three knights started rolling the wheels on the cart and rolled it downhill. The barrels of juice soon became a giant wave of sweet delicious death.
At a jail cell
Creek was writing in his cell, right next to the window.
"Finally!" Creek placed his paper on top of a thick stack of papers," My strongly worded, 80 page essay, of my dearest apologies to the kingdom and why I should be let go is done!" Creek held up his work to the light. Unfortunately for him, all the dark juice spilled into his cell, drenching his hard work. Creeks bright smile disappeared instantly. Out of anger, he ripped apart his work and threw them in the air and ground, screaming like a maniac.
At the wedding
"Let's hear your vows Poppy," the priest asked the princess.
"Um… ok then," Poppy nervously took in deep breaths," I'm not very good at poetry like you, but I know no matter what, I'll always be able to rely on you. For guidance, for support and…. anything actually. If it wasn't for you, I don't know where I would be right now. Thank you for always being there and making my dreams come true, I just hope I can make yours come true as well."
"You are my dream Poppy," Branch gazed lovingly at her. The whole room continued to awe at the scene before them.
Back with the knights
They were all fighting in the cart, trying to grab the squirrel that took the ring. As the cart raced down the hill, it broke into many shops and factories. They broke into a honey shop, into a flower shop and into a chicken farm.
"Give me back that ring!" Guy Diamond was strangling the poor creature.
"Rock!" Cooper shouted. The cart hit a large rock at the bottom of the hill. The cart flipped over and threw the three knights and the squirrel up in the air.
Back at the wedding
Both Smidge and Mr Dinkles heard some screaming outside. They turned their heads to the window again and jumped a bit at the sight. All three knights and the squirrel crashed onto the window, face first. They were covered in honey, feathers, seeds, weeds, dirt and plants. The knights slowly slid down the glass before falling.
"I'm not the only one who saw that right?" Smidge asked the worm.
"Mew," Mr Dinkles answered.
With the knights
The three trolls and squirrel crashed onto the ground.
"Ow," The knights groaned in pain. They all looked up and noticed the ring was twirling around before falling.
"I got it!" Cooper ran after.
"I got it!" Guy Diamond ran around as well.
"I got it," Suki did the same. The three knights ran aimlessly around with there arms up, hoping to catch the small ring, only to see it fall straight into the blue squirrels mouth.
Back in the church.
"May I please have the rings," Everyone happily turned to the side but quickly gasped in horror.
"Oh my gah!" Smidge was surprised. The knights were drenched in honey and debri, their hair was all over the place, Cooper was still in his dress and hat and to top it all off, Guy Diamond was giving a tiny squirrel the heimlich remover.
"Come on! Spit it out baby! Come on!" Everyone watched silently and awkwardly as Guy Diamond kept pushing his fist against the squirrel. Guy Diamond pushed the squirrels stomach one last time before it finally choked up the ring. Cooper quickly picked it up and placed the two rings on a clean pillow. He happily walked up to the couple and passed Poppy the pillow. Feeling scared, Poppy took a few steps back away from him. Deciding he had to get the rings himself, Branch slowly walked up to Cooper and quickly took the rings. He wiped the rings on his sleeve and gave it to Poppy. Still feeling weirded out, the priest continued.
"I…. Now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss," The priest stepped away. Poppy didn't wait for a single second. She threw herself onto Branch and locked her lips with his. The trolls cheered in happiness and a few, like Biggie, even cried. Feeling relieved and proud of themselves, the knights sighed and took a step back, accidentally bumping the giant cake. The knights turned around and watched as the cake slowly rolled away and out the door.
"Who wants cake!?" Branch asked and everyone cheered in response. The knights went wide eye and looked at each other in shock. Not wanting to be a part of this, the squirrel jumped out of Guy Diamonds arms and ran away.
DONE! Boo yea! Hope you enjoyed because it may be two whole weeks until I update the next parody. I want to focus on my other stories for now. But I will add sneak peeks to the next parody and deleted scenes and songs on the next chapter. So keep an eye out for that. See you next time.