Transmission: Diddy Kong
Transmission Start
Slippy: "Who's that little monkey with the red hat?"
Fox: "That's Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong's good friend!"
Falco: "Remember that time he dragged the both of us to help him save DK from the Subspace Army?"
Fox: "Heh, how could I forget? Though what about it?"
Falco: "I'd like to drag that monkey off the stage the next time I get to fight him so that he'll know how much of a burden it feels!"
Fox: "Well, you can't really blame him! He was desperately in need of help, and we just happen to be the only ones he could turn to!"
Falco: "Yeah, yeah… I'm still a little sore about him having to pull on my jacket collar though."
Fox: "So anyway, Slippy! In contrast with Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong's fighting tactics consists of using a variety of weapons, such as his Peanut Popgun and his Rocketbarrel Jetpack."
Slippy: "Are all of those weapons made out of wood?"
Fox: "I think so, yeah…"
Slippy: "But wait a minute! That doesn't make any sense! How are the barrels able to ignite jet fuel without being ignited itself!?"
Fox: "Well…"
Slippy: "And how is that popgun able to shoot anything without the proper trigger mechanism!?"
Fox: "Uh…"
Falco: "Just admit it, Fox! You're as confused about jungle technology than just about any of us here!"
Fox: "I—okay… yeah, I don't get it either…"
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