Chapter 10

"OH, NO! NOT ANOTHER SNOWY LEVEL! ...WHAT'S ONE DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF A DESERT, ANYWAY?"

portal's location: i just told you! it's near the vulture pilot's plane! are you deaf?

-this level is a long, lengthy ice-cave, and in it, spiral must jump up hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of stairs and ledges. & then hundreds and hundreds more stairs, and then hundreds and hundreds more ledges...

spiral: "I'm getting tired! How many more ledges and stairs do we have to jump up?"

and, oh, by the way, the music from the song "Vanilla Ice" DOES NOT play during this level! Sorry, folks! bwa-ha-ha!

spiral jumps up more and more stairs...and more and more stairs...and more and more stairs. then, when he finally makes it to the top of these stairs... he jumps up another stair. and more stairs. at the top of those stairs, there is finally something new: MORE STAIRS! but then, after jumping up all these stairs... there's something new, and it isn't more stairs. it's EVEN more stairs! and then there's something that isn't stairs: ledges! and then, more ledges! hee, hee! and after that...

spiral jumps up more and more ledges...and more and more ledges...and more and more ledges. then, when he finally makes it to the top of these ledges... he jumps up another ledge. and more ledges. at the top of those ledges, there is finally something new: MORE LEDGES! but then, after jumping up all these ledges... there's something new, and it isn't more ledges. it's EVEN more ledges! and then there's something that isn't ledges: stairs! and then, more stairs! hee, hee! and after that...

...he makes it to another sheep who's trapped in rock.

RESCUED UGGY-BUGGY-FUG SNIFFER

UGGY-BUGGY-FUG SNIFFER: "I have to go sniff some uggy-buggy-fugs."

Spiral, Sox, and their invisible friend Box: "What are uggy-buggy-fugs?"

U.B.F. SNIFFER: "Umm...I don't know! ...and since I don't know what they are, I can't sniff them! So I guess I'll go sniff some ostrich- eyeballs instead."

disappears

then spiral runs thru an icy hallway...and after going thru this hallway... he jumps up more ledges and stairs! Hee, hee, hee! This level-design is so creative, isn't it? ...and at the top of these stairs, is a huge blue wall. ...and there's a tornado right in front of spiral, which picks him up and tosses him violently over the huge blue wall...and across a quicksand pit on the other side. Everything on this side of the wall, is desert!

-he wanders thru the desert. he glides over another quicksand pit. then they come to a white sign picturing a brown furry-fly with a red "x" over it.

-sox stares at the sign.

-spiral and sox charge past the sign, but Sox disappears into thin air when passing it!

-this sign was a "No-Sox" sign! Sox the fly isn't allowed to pass this sign! If Sox goes past it, he disappears! So Spiral has to do this whole part of the level alone, without Sox!

-past the "No-Sox" sign, Spiral comes to an area where the path splits in two. Spiral goes down the right path first. This path leads to an area with many, many zems that are floating in mid-air! There is a tornado which tosses Spiral into the air, giving him a chance to pick up the zems in the air. On the ground below the zems, is also a huge, metal door. Spiral can't break it, so he ignores it. He goes back to the area where the path had started splitting in two, and he now goes down the left path. I feel like kissing a girl. Hey, that's not part of the level!

-down the left path, is another sheep-rock. Spiral frees the sheep in it.

RESCUED COSMOS

Cosmos: "I have to go order a Cosmopolitan magazine!" disappears

17 SHEEP RESCUED

Past him, there is a tornado which carries Spiral up to a floating island in mid-air. On this island, there are several cactuses, which Spiral spits at to turn them into zems! On this island, is ALSO a tornado which carries Spiral to ANOTHER floating island ... where there are several gophers holding TNT boxes. Spiral blows them up. Here, there's also ANOTHER tornado which carries Spiral to ANOTHER floating island, with small shielded gnus on it. Spiral charges them. There's also ANOTHER tornado here, which carries Spiral to ANOTHER floating island, with huge metal gnus on it! Spiral BAAs at them to push them off the island! There's also ANOTHER tornado here, which carries Spiral to ANOTHER floating island, that has yellow penguins on it! The penguins throw their green underwear at Spiral. Spiral gets hit by it, and dies. Remember, this was a No-Sox zone, so Sox hadn't been there to protect Spiral! So now that Spiral's defeated, he must restart this whole dang level all over again! Bwa-ha- ha!

If he hadn't been hit by the green underwear, he would have made it to ANOTHER tornado, which would have carried him to an island with a sheep- rock on it.

-when freeing the sheep...

RESCUED HAMSTER-BUTT-SNIFFER

H.B. Sniffer: "I have to go sniff some ostrich eyeballs."

Spiral: "But there's already a sheep who said that. ...and if you want to sniff ostrich eyeballs too, then why is your name Hamster-butt Sniffer?"

H.B. Sniffer: shrugs, like Jed in Spyro 1 disappears

On this island, there's also a key which can unlock the huge, metal door which was near Cosmos. Spiral unlocks this door with the key, and it leads down into a cave room full of quicksand. Spiral glides over the quicksand; there's another sheep-rock on the other si

RESCUED MASTURBATOR

Masturbator: "I have to go get a name-chnge!" disappears very fast!

18 SHEEP RESCUED

Next to where Masturbator was, there's the exit portal!

Spiral is about to walk thru it, when suddenly- several yellow penguins hop out of it, and start surrounding Spiral! Spiral kills them all, before they take off their green underwear! THEN SPIRAL'S MATH TEACHER HOPS OUT OF THE PORTAL. But, luckily, it'z just a mirage. PHEW! Now Spiral goes thru the portal and exits this level!

total sheep rescued: 20

total green furry-flies found: 09

total zems: 9499.

fodder xp: 918. how did that number go up so fast?