Socks crashed through the window of a convenience store. He flew through the window and onto the check-out counter. He shook his head to snap out of the state of dizziness he was in. Suddenly, Cthulhu's green hand came through the broken window.

"Fuck!" yelled Socks, scrambling over the counter to use it as cover/hiding place. The giant hand simply went through the counter like it was nothing and grabbed him. Socks was once again in Cthulhu's grip and was taken back outside. In Cthulhu's other hand was Boxer, firing away at the immortal's head. The weapon had no effect.

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE PANTY AND STOCKING!?" He screamed.

...

Panty, Stocking, and Bra walked the streets of R'lyeh, searching for the Necronomicon. "This place is huge. How are we supposed to find his book?" Stocking asked; here question falling on deaf ears.

After a few minutes of walking, Bra pointed to a building. It had two gigantic doors at the entrance and had a dome on its roof. Panty read the letter engraved on the arch above the doorway.

"Library of R'lyeh..." Panty looked back at Bra, "Good job Bra, you're on fire."

Stocking than spoke to Bra, "How do you know the Necronomicon is in there?"

Bra shrugged in response and gave a look that said, 'worth a try'.

"After you then, you seem to know what you're doing." Stocking said to Bra.

Bra took lead and with some effort, and help from Panty, she opened the two big doors and led them into the library. Inside, there were massive shelves of books. It was like a supermarket, the book cases were aligned to form aisles. Bra took the aisle closest to the door, aisle five. Panty and Stocking trailed behind her.

"So, what's up with you and Bra?" Stocking asked her sister as they walked.

"What?" Panty asked.

"You know what I mean. You literally just met her and you treat her like more of a sister than me."

"I don't know why you give a fuck. You're not the one who has to compete with her. As soon as this is over, Geekboy is gonna be the one who gets replaced." Panty said.

"Well, I feel like I'm getting replaced. And that's exactly it. How could she be better than Geekboy when she is Geekboy?" Stocking asked.

"Bra is not like Geekboy."

"Really? Her nose doesn't bleed when I hug her and she even seems smarter than him."

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT! SHE'S HIS CLONE. A COPY OF HIM! SHE'S NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON!" Stocking shouted.

Panty withdrew a gun and pointed it at Stocking's face. "DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT!"

Bra noticed the two angels behind her fighting. She walked back to them and stood right between them. She placed a hand on the withdrawn gun and lowered it. She than shook her head at both of them as she took her hand off the lowered gun. Bra pointed in the direction they were going.

Stocking sighed, "Fine…let's just go."

The three girls continued down the aisle, this time, Bra was in between the Anarchy sisters, preventing them from bickering. It worked; they remained silent for the rest of the walk.

Eventually, they came to a door at the end of the aisle. An odd place for a door. Bra stepped forward and opened it. It led to big room. It would've been empty if not for the glass display case in the center of it. Inside the case was a book stand and on it was the Necronomicon.

"Well, this was easy to find." Panty said. She pointed both her guns at the glass case.

"I wouldn't do that…" Stocking said.

"Stocking, you wouldn't do a lot of things, that's why I do them." Panty said and shot at the glass case, which collapsed when the bullet when through it. She went up to grab the book, but before she could, it began floating upwards and out of her reach.

"I fucking told you." Stocking said mockingly.

Suddenly, the Necronomicon opened, and a black and orange hand came out. Than another one did too. Within seconds the ghost came out of the book and into full view. It wore a black robe and hood. It had no feet, so when it floated down, it simply hovered inches off the ground. The angels couldn't see its face; they only saw two red lights, which they guessed to be the eyes.

The ghost spoke to them, "I am Abdul Alhazred, creator and guardian of the Necronomicon. Who wishes to bear the forbidden text?"

Panty opened her mouth to say something, but Stocking covered her mouth. "Let me…" she said.

Stocking approached Alhazred. "We do. We need it to stop Cthulhu." She explained.

Alhazred titled his head to the side. "Why do you wish to vanquish him? You were the ones who summoned him to begin with."

"In our defense, we didn't even know he existed till now. We just wanted to play with a firework."

Alhazred nodded, "Fine. If the book will assist you in your quest to clean up your mess, hey that rhymed, I will give it to you…if."

"If what?" Stocking asked.

"If you appease me with gifts and sacrifices."

Stocking thought about it. They didn't have anything they could give to him, but they did have a… "Panty, shoot Bra in the head." Stocking requested.

"THE FUCK? WHY?" Panty said taken back.

"We need a sacrifice. Shoot Bra, it's the only way."

Panty looked over to Bra. Bra moved her hair blocking her eyes up and gave Panty the puppy dog eyes. She stared at Panty with her green eyes. Panty sniffled once.

"LIKE FUCK IT IS!" She said screaming and taking out her gun. She shot Alhazred in the head. Abdul exploded like a regular ghost would. He also left five Heaven coins.

"Oh yeah…he was a ghost." Stocking said.

Panty looked up at the floating book out of her reach. She threw one of her guns at it. The weapon hit the book and both fell to the ground. Panty then walked over and picked them up.

"Never tell me to shoot Bra again." Panty said to Stocking.

….

"HOLY SHIT BOXER! HE'S GOING TO FUCKING EAT US!" Socks screamed at his brother next to him. Cthulhu had them both in one of his hands and was bringing them close to his mouth, the two angels screamed, they couldn't escape.

Suddenly, a black and gold bullet hit Cthulhu in the eye. He turned his head in the direction it came from, rubbing his eye with his other hand.

"NO ONE KILLS THE ANGELS BUT US!" Scanty screamed from the roof top with Kneesocks beside her.

….

"How do we get back to Daten?" Panty asked.

"I don't know. I tried calling Socks, but he doesn't answer." Stocking said.

Bra was flipping through pages of the Necronomicon. She suddenly stopped on a page and showed to the angels.

"A teleporting spell?" They both questioned. Bra nodded in response.

….

Boxer and Socks had gotten out of Cthulhu's grip. They landed on the rooftop and rendezvoused with Scanty and Kneesocks.

"You're the last two people we would expect to help us." Boxer said.

"Only this once," Scanty said, "We share a common foe."

"The enemy our enemy is our friend." Kneesocks said.

"Enemy? He's destroying Daten, isn't that what you two have been trying to do?" Socks asked them.

Scanty shook her head, "No. We just want to control it. Also this 'Cthulhu' must pay for defecating in our yard."

"This partnership changes nothing. Once this beast is defeated, we will part as enemies." Kneesocks said.

"Fine by me." Boxer said back.

Cthulhu approached the building. "We'll take the left side, you take the right." Scanty said.

The angels and demons scrambled around the roof top, Boxer and Socks attacked Cthulhu from the right, shooting and slashing his hand whenever it came down or close to them. Scanty and Kneesocks did the same to his left. Their attacks, no matter how much they landed, seemed to have no effect.

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck the center of the roof top. Everyone stopped fighting and turned to it. When the smoke cleared, Panty, Stocking, and Bra came into view.

"Panty! Stocking!" Socks yelled running over to them, "Do you have the book?"

"Yes. Here." Stocking said. She gave the book to him.

Cthulhu noticed the Necronomicon in Socks' arms. He raised his arms up and roared in anger, then started reaching toward them.

Panty noticed it. "BRA! LET'S GO!" She screamed. Panty grabbed Bra by the hand and ran through the open roof access door.

"Stay here." Panty told Bra. Bra nodded in response. Panty went back outside and shut the door behind her.

Socks was dodging Cthulhu's swipes at him. "I NEED COVER!" he yelled.

Boxer jumped in front of him and began shooting at Cthulhu. "Stay behind me and read that fucking book as fast as you can," he told his brother.

Socks flipped through the pages trying to find the spell. "Here it is. Exiling an old one…"

Cthulhu brought his hand down to Panty's level. He flicked her like a fly. She flew to the other end of the building. Before she could fall over the edge, she grabbed the ledge.

"FUCK! SOMEONE HELP!" she yelled. She felt her grip loosening. She let go, but before she even fell an inch, she felt someone's grip on her wrist.

"Get up." Scanty said, pulling her up.

Panty looked at her in disbelief. "You saved me…"

"Only this once. If anyone in the world is going to be you're killer, it will be me." Scanty said.

Suddenly a black portal appeared behind Cthulhu. It was accommodated to his big size. "Socks must've read the spell…" Panty said.

The portal began dragging Cthulhu towards it. The monster roared in rage and began clawing and the ground and buildings, anything to anchor himself down. He did get sucked into the portal, but only half way. His clawed toes dug into the ground, keeping himself from going anywhere.

"He's not going through!" Socks said.

Panty had an idea, "Boxer give me your guns again," she pointed at Scanty, "you too."

Boxer handed her his guns, Scanty reluctantly gave hers. "Don't get them dirty," she said.

Panty once again fused the guns into the RPG, still glowing blue. She aimed at Cthulhu. A black and gold rocket shot out and hit him square in the face. It actually had an effect, Cthulhu recoiled into the portal.

"SOCKS CLOSE IT!" Stocking yelled to him.

Socks began reading the last part of the spell to complete the ritual. As he did, Cthulhu's hand popped out from the portal. It folded into a fist, and the middle finger went up.

Panty returned the gesture. "FUCK YOU TOO!" she yelled and fired the RPG again. The demonic rocket hit the hand, pushing it back into the portal. The door way closed, and finally the old one was beaten.

The angels and demons breathed sighs of relief. The sky turned back from red to blue. All Shaggoths that were still flying around dissolved in air and into ash. Aside from the destruction, everything was back to normal.

Panty dismantled the RPG and let Boxer and Scanty claim their weapons. Once Scanty had her guns, she turned towards the roof access door, Kneesocks followed her. She opened the door and Bra came out. The clone glanced at the two demon sisters before walking past them and over to her friends.

Scanty spoke to the angels. "Your battle with Cthulhu is over, but your war with us is just beginning. The outcome will not be in your favor against us." Then she and Kneesocks left.

The angels weren't fazed at all by her threat; they were too tired to care. They walked over to the ledge of the roof top and sat, their legs dangling over the edge and the streets below. Bra just stood beside them, she was too afraid to sit on the edge.

"So," Boxer said, breaking the silence, "guess we're living with Rock for a while."

"Don't fucking remind me." Panty said. She then turned to Socks.

"Hey Socks?" She said to him.

"Hmm?" he said.

"When you first got the Necronomicon, did you see a weird Arab ghost wearing a robe and demanding a present or blood?"

"Yeah…why?"

"Why didn't you kill him? He was kind of a dick." Panty said.

"I didn't feel like it." Socks said.

"Wait, so you gave him a sacrifice?" Panty asked.

"Well, I tried sacrificing Chuck, but he won't die. So I had to give him something."

"What did you give him?"

"Um…hmm. Ok, good news/bad news time." Socks said, "The bad news is that I gave him your Doritos stash as a gift."

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Panty screamed.

"But, here's the good news…I'm sorry." Socks said smiling.