Bakura's Journal
By Liz
Oki, well, I had a little contest to see who could find my picture on Bryan's website first, and the winner was CyberDrac (Jerry)! And he chose to be in Bakura's Journal! ^^.
And be nice to the contest winner please hehe. ^_~ No harassing.......that's MY job hehehehe.
Also, read his stories cause I said so *over does jedi mind trick*
*****
Where am I?
...
It's dark, and cold, and scary, and...
...oh. I'm in Ryou's room. Why would I be in his room again? Oh...that...yup. That's what happened...
Subject change! Today I have decided that I will buy my hikari a gift for being my hikari. That's the only reason! Then, he shall give me the present for being a better yami than he is a hikari.
Yessss...I shall go shopping...now!
Outside! Gah! It's cold! Oh well. I didn't think it was that early!
Hey! I thought the sun was supposed to be out in the morning! Stupid sun! When I have all the Sennen items, I will control the schedule of the sun! It will work for me! Ahahaha!
Speaking of Sennen Items...
Number of Sennen Items in possession of the great and almighty ME: 1
Number of Sennen Items in possession of people other than the great and almighty ME: 6
...I am in serious need of some items.
Though I did have a dream that Malik was out of the hospital! And he gave me the Sennen Rod! And he smiled and said: "Here Bakura! Take this! And why don't we stop at my apartment so we ca---"
...woah there. Come to think of it, that dream was far too explicit! I should just forget the dream altogether! Where's the eraser?
Why aren't any of these stores open!? It's only 3:00! Shouldn't there be some place smart enough to be open! Wait, you know what? I'm just going to break into the nearest place! And the random place I choose is...
...???
McDonald's!?!??! WTF!? Where did that come from!? Oh well! I promise is a promise, right?
Thought I didn't exactly promise it, so technically, I could choose something else altogether, but I did say that I was---screw it! I'm breaking in!
I am a master at using Ryou's school ID card to open doors! I've been practicing! In fact, it works so well, that I took his card, and he had to buy another one, which I took as well.
Mwaha! The door is open! Now, to get some money!
Wait a second. There's someone here! Who would be stupid enough to go into a McDonald's early in the morning?
...stop looking at me.
Oh look. The moron it pointing a baseball bat at my head. What do you want?
Oh. He is apparently the "security" manager or something of the McDonald's. Good for you! Do you get paid much?
Fun. He has a nametag. Hey! Don't get al violent with me! I just wanted to read your nametag! Get that bat away from me!
Jerry huh? Well...Jerry...I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to take the money from inside that cash register. Hey, yeah, that's right. Get out of my way! Move! I need that money!
No? No, you say? Well, I guess I'll have to move you with force!
...
Get out of my way!
Look. I'll make it easier for you. I will spare your life, and you hand me the money, okay? That way, both of us are winners.
Now doesn't that sound nice?
Hey! What the heck are you throwing at me!? Stop that!
Okay, I was going to be nice, but since you insisted on being...stubborn....I guess I will have to...do...something about that.
Mwahaha. That shut him up. Now, I'm going to steal...I mean...borrow without the consent of others and no intention of returning...the money from that cash register. Okay? Okay.
Bye.
...
Nyaha! I'm outside now. "Jerry" cooperated, and I'm happy. Now I will have to break into another store, so that I can get something for Ryou!
Well, I don't know why I took money if I'm just going to steal something else form another store.
You know what. I think I'm going to buy my hikari a flute. He's girlish enough, and the instrument totally suits him!
Cough, I meant...steal...a flute. Er, borrow, a flute. Eh, without the intention of returning. Oh! And without the consent of others, can't forget that!
Now where's a music store when you need one? Ah ha! There! Over in...that general area.
...
!
...
!!
...
Jerry followed me! RUN!
...
Wait, why the hell am I running? He can't possibly defeat me! Not even with that baseball bat!
You know what? I'm just going to steal the bat! Yessss! That's right! Steal it! No more hiding the "s" word!
Swing at me all you like buddy, but you're going to have to say goodbye to that weapon!
Ow! That freaking hurt you bastard! That's it, you are going to the Shadow Realm!
Bye!
Now, where was I? Ah yes, I was going to get Ryou a flute cause he's a GIRL. To the music store! Onward!
Hmm...well now. it seem that the music store isn't open. What a surprise! I mean, I am so shocked, I think I'm going to die of shock ness.
Yeah, right. I totally saw that one coming.
Inside the music store! Yay! It's so quiet...hmmm...and those drums look very tempting...
Ah what the hell.
Wohoo! Banging on the drums is fun!
...
Oh shit.
...
I just set off the alarm...
RUN AWAY!
But, I will take the flute! There! Now run away! Help me!
Okay, well, I don't really need help seeing as I am ME.
...?
Who's that over there? Could it be...?
Ah! It's JERRY!
Run for my life! Ahhh!!
Wait...
How did he freaking escape the Shadow Realm!? And why is everyone freaking escaping the Shadow Realm!? I thought only I could do that!!
Must vent out anger. Note to self...venting is good.
Run some more! Ah!
To the house! Yes. No. Ryou. What?
I bought you this Ryou! Look!
...
Ryou loves it! Yay! Umm...I mean, that's very nice.
I lost Jerry! Yay! I mean...gah, forget it.
I'll just take my hikari upstairs for more fun! Yay!
******
Liz: Bwahahahahaha! It's updated!
Bakura: Took you freaking long enough you whore.
Liz: *smacks Bakura* Shut up!
Anyways...
MWAHAHA! Noticing the common theme yet!? Well, I kinda just posted it on my bio...you gotta look for it in there. My bio is kinda loooooooong.
REVIEW BUTTONS MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY! IT'S A KNOWN FACT
By Liz
Oki, well, I had a little contest to see who could find my picture on Bryan's website first, and the winner was CyberDrac (Jerry)! And he chose to be in Bakura's Journal! ^^.
And be nice to the contest winner please hehe. ^_~ No harassing.......that's MY job hehehehe.
Also, read his stories cause I said so *over does jedi mind trick*
*****
Where am I?
...
It's dark, and cold, and scary, and...
...oh. I'm in Ryou's room. Why would I be in his room again? Oh...that...yup. That's what happened...
Subject change! Today I have decided that I will buy my hikari a gift for being my hikari. That's the only reason! Then, he shall give me the present for being a better yami than he is a hikari.
Yessss...I shall go shopping...now!
Outside! Gah! It's cold! Oh well. I didn't think it was that early!
Hey! I thought the sun was supposed to be out in the morning! Stupid sun! When I have all the Sennen items, I will control the schedule of the sun! It will work for me! Ahahaha!
Speaking of Sennen Items...
Number of Sennen Items in possession of the great and almighty ME: 1
Number of Sennen Items in possession of people other than the great and almighty ME: 6
...I am in serious need of some items.
Though I did have a dream that Malik was out of the hospital! And he gave me the Sennen Rod! And he smiled and said: "Here Bakura! Take this! And why don't we stop at my apartment so we ca---"
...woah there. Come to think of it, that dream was far too explicit! I should just forget the dream altogether! Where's the eraser?
Why aren't any of these stores open!? It's only 3:00! Shouldn't there be some place smart enough to be open! Wait, you know what? I'm just going to break into the nearest place! And the random place I choose is...
...???
McDonald's!?!??! WTF!? Where did that come from!? Oh well! I promise is a promise, right?
Thought I didn't exactly promise it, so technically, I could choose something else altogether, but I did say that I was---screw it! I'm breaking in!
I am a master at using Ryou's school ID card to open doors! I've been practicing! In fact, it works so well, that I took his card, and he had to buy another one, which I took as well.
Mwaha! The door is open! Now, to get some money!
Wait a second. There's someone here! Who would be stupid enough to go into a McDonald's early in the morning?
...stop looking at me.
Oh look. The moron it pointing a baseball bat at my head. What do you want?
Oh. He is apparently the "security" manager or something of the McDonald's. Good for you! Do you get paid much?
Fun. He has a nametag. Hey! Don't get al violent with me! I just wanted to read your nametag! Get that bat away from me!
Jerry huh? Well...Jerry...I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to take the money from inside that cash register. Hey, yeah, that's right. Get out of my way! Move! I need that money!
No? No, you say? Well, I guess I'll have to move you with force!
...
Get out of my way!
Look. I'll make it easier for you. I will spare your life, and you hand me the money, okay? That way, both of us are winners.
Now doesn't that sound nice?
Hey! What the heck are you throwing at me!? Stop that!
Okay, I was going to be nice, but since you insisted on being...stubborn....I guess I will have to...do...something about that.
Mwahaha. That shut him up. Now, I'm going to steal...I mean...borrow without the consent of others and no intention of returning...the money from that cash register. Okay? Okay.
Bye.
...
Nyaha! I'm outside now. "Jerry" cooperated, and I'm happy. Now I will have to break into another store, so that I can get something for Ryou!
Well, I don't know why I took money if I'm just going to steal something else form another store.
You know what. I think I'm going to buy my hikari a flute. He's girlish enough, and the instrument totally suits him!
Cough, I meant...steal...a flute. Er, borrow, a flute. Eh, without the intention of returning. Oh! And without the consent of others, can't forget that!
Now where's a music store when you need one? Ah ha! There! Over in...that general area.
...
!
...
!!
...
Jerry followed me! RUN!
...
Wait, why the hell am I running? He can't possibly defeat me! Not even with that baseball bat!
You know what? I'm just going to steal the bat! Yessss! That's right! Steal it! No more hiding the "s" word!
Swing at me all you like buddy, but you're going to have to say goodbye to that weapon!
Ow! That freaking hurt you bastard! That's it, you are going to the Shadow Realm!
Bye!
Now, where was I? Ah yes, I was going to get Ryou a flute cause he's a GIRL. To the music store! Onward!
Hmm...well now. it seem that the music store isn't open. What a surprise! I mean, I am so shocked, I think I'm going to die of shock ness.
Yeah, right. I totally saw that one coming.
Inside the music store! Yay! It's so quiet...hmmm...and those drums look very tempting...
Ah what the hell.
Wohoo! Banging on the drums is fun!
...
Oh shit.
...
I just set off the alarm...
RUN AWAY!
But, I will take the flute! There! Now run away! Help me!
Okay, well, I don't really need help seeing as I am ME.
...?
Who's that over there? Could it be...?
Ah! It's JERRY!
Run for my life! Ahhh!!
Wait...
How did he freaking escape the Shadow Realm!? And why is everyone freaking escaping the Shadow Realm!? I thought only I could do that!!
Must vent out anger. Note to self...venting is good.
Run some more! Ah!
To the house! Yes. No. Ryou. What?
I bought you this Ryou! Look!
...
Ryou loves it! Yay! Umm...I mean, that's very nice.
I lost Jerry! Yay! I mean...gah, forget it.
I'll just take my hikari upstairs for more fun! Yay!
******
Liz: Bwahahahahaha! It's updated!
Bakura: Took you freaking long enough you whore.
Liz: *smacks Bakura* Shut up!
Anyways...
MWAHAHA! Noticing the common theme yet!? Well, I kinda just posted it on my bio...you gotta look for it in there. My bio is kinda loooooooong.
REVIEW BUTTONS MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY! IT'S A KNOWN FACT