181. Starscream is not fond of 'Bird Is The Word'.
(Foxy: Well, at least we know what song will get us information. He was willing to offer us up information if he'd just be able to think without that screechy-aft voice in his processor. … Does he even hear himself sometimes? We get that it's a ruse, and that he won't tell us jack slag though. You wanna know how we know?)
(Jazz: 'S somethin' only she coulda come up with.)
(Foxy: Starscream doesn't know that 'The bird is the word'. *significant look to the readers, then laughs evilly*)
182. If Foxy is listening to music and upset with you, she will turn her music up to unearthly levels to avoid you talking to her.
(Jazz: XD Taught 'er well.)
183. 'Can you delete this?' Said by mistake, is not an excuse to point a cannon at said object and fire.
(Foxy: Ironhide! He made it worse! He looks at me after disintegrating my picture of him and goes, 'It's deleted. Why you needed me to delete a simple piece of paper is unfathomable.' I meant 'Can you look at this.' *pout*)
184. No writing inappropriate things out on a calculator.
(Ratchet: Not only is it not funny, '28008' is only a number. There is no reason to be giggling over it.)
(Foxy: Ratchet, '28008' equals 'BOOBS' upside down. :P)
185. A Harry Potter wand is a toy, and not to be used in cursing a 'Bot.
(Foxy: Just because I cursed Ratchet because he yelled at me doesn't make me Voldemort! So what if I used the spell he usually uses, it's not like 'Expecto Patronum' would do me any good. XD)
186. Just because you have a wand and glasses, it does not mean you are Harry Potter.
(Foxy: Does too. I'm the female version.)
(Jazz: *watching Foxy run around with the wand, starts chuckling when she points it at Ratchet and shouts 'Avada Kedavra!* She don't learn.)
(Foxy: *running from Ratchet, who's chasing her* EEE! *points wand behind her* Stupefy! Stupefy! Sectumsempra! Wingardium Leviosa!)
(Jazz: How's tha' plastic stick workin' for ya, Little Bee? *trying not to laugh*)
187. No mech is to further Foxy's belief that she is a wizard.
(Foxy: Prowl, a female 'wizard' is called a witch. And why can't they 'further my belief'? I made Jazz float, fraggit all! I am magic!)
(Jazz: *listening to Foxy and sniggering over his prank* Can't believe she went an' fell for it, 'Raj. She din't even think of lookin' for ya.)
(Mirage: *nods silently, then takes the cube of high-grade Jazz is offering before swiftly leaving*)
188. Megatron is not Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
(Foxy: They both have a Nemesis.)
(Prowl:...)
(Foxy: And they both have someone they consider to be a 'goody-two-shoes brother'.)
(Prowl:...)
(Jazz: Tha' means I'm tha' duck-thing. Tha' secret agent.)
(Foxy: He's a platypus. -_-)
189. Que is not to come anywhere near Phineas and Ferb.
(Foxy: *writing out 'Que, P&H Alpha Telephone 0900', then sends it to him* *receives 'Tiger Horse Animal Newt Kangaroo Snake', and grins* *whispers* For those of you that don't know, I told him what time Phineas and Ferb is on, and he told me thanks. ^^)
190. Jazz is not Agent P.
(Jazz: Aw.)
(Foxy: Then I am Agent F! F for 'Fedora'! Now, where'd I put my fedora…?)
191. Lava lamps are fascinating to the 'Bots.
(Foxy: No joke, I got mine out, plugged it in, then turned it on, okay? I turned around to put my bag away, and when I came back Barricade, Jazz, Bumblebee, Ratchet, Sides, and Que were sitting around it in a circle, completely mesmerized. They looked like kids watching a favorite cartoon. XD It kept them there for five hours! XDXDXD Since they like mine so much, I got them each one. Sides hasn't pulled any pranks in a few weeks, and I haven't heard any explosions coming from Que's lab…)
192. Only a select few 'Bots enjoy pets, namely Jazz, Bee, Blue, Hound, and Ratchet.
(Foxy: Sides tolerates my dogs, but none of them really like Jack after seeing him take a poo. XD Hound loves Bingo though. He's always taking him for walks, and playing with him, it's really cute. ^^)
193. No, our systems do not beep out the theme to 'The Super Mario Brothers'.
(Foxy: Sorry, Prowl. I don't know what made me ask that.)
194. It is not wise to remove Foxy's caffeine intake.
(Foxy: What's this? Prowl warning against taking my coffee? Thanks, Prowlie! ^^)
(Prowl:...)
(Foxy: Brig?)
(Prowl: Brig.)
195. Playing 'The 101 Dalmatians' song 'Cruella De Vil' when Foxy first pulls out of recharge is a sure way to get yourself unwanted attention.
(Foxy: So… Bee did this to me this morning. He didn't even let me get down the steps before he started, either. I waited until he was done, then very calmly told him that he'd better start running and hope that he didn't get an ass full of claw marks. He took off, I followed, and I served him up a warning to never pull that crap on me when I'm just waking up. XD)
196. Do make playlists of songs that remind you of each 'Bot.
(Foxy: And the 'Cons, too! Mega-fart and Screamy are hardcore metalheads. I think they'd like Megadeth, and Metallica too. ^^)
197. Do not tell 'ghost stories' around Red Alert.
(Foxy: Sorry, Red. I didn't hear you come in the room, honest. *sighs* Too late, I can already hear him banning the others from picking up any mysteriously-alone humans off the side of the road.)
198. Sliding down steps while using an exercise mat is a bad idea.
(Foxy: XD The slag I get up to sometimes. So, me and Jazz were bored, which is never a good thing, and I came up with the brilliantly-stupid idea to 'stair-surf'. Jazz was completely gung-ho about it, which was his first mistake. I borrowed one of the exercise mats from in the training room, positioned it at the top of the steps on one of the catwalks in the main hangar, then sat on it and had Jazz push me. That was my first mistake. Jazz gave me too-good of a push, and I swear I bounced clear over a few steps on my way down. I went flying past his vehicle mode, shrieking wildly, until I was finally slowed down. By a metal wall. My head connected pretty badly, but I didn't really care. It was Jazz's turn! That was my second mistake. His second mistake was agreeing to let me come with on his maiden voyage. XD With mine and the hologram's combined weight, we were able to get it out to the tarmac, where I tried putting my leg out to stop, only for us to skid to a stop anyway because of the rough ground. We toppled into a heap, my ankle bent weirdly, and we still didn't quit. For the rest of the day, we took turns sliding down the steps, whooping and screaming, not to mention trying to avoid the walls. I managed to connect pretty hard with a wall that was moving, only to see that it was Ratchet when my vision cleared. He started screaming once he realized that I'd sprained my ankle and given myself a concussion. XD)
(Prowl:... That's why you limped into my office today.)
(Foxy: Yup. Because Jazz and I are idiots that enjoy bodily harm. XD)
199. Getting a yoga ball, then running at another human who also has one is a very bad idea.
(Foxy: *groans quietly* Why did I convince Sides this would be a good idea?)
(Ratchet: The better question is, why are you not using your processor to realize that it was a horrible idea?)
(Foxy: I dunno… All I do know is that my face hurts from all that face-planting and scraping it through the grass, not to mention my sides hurt from where he decided to forego the ball and run at me, then pounce me. My ass hurts from him landing on it, so I doubt I learned my lesson.)
200. Human playgrounds are best left for children, and not Foxy.
(Foxy:… I got stuck on the monkey bars, Prowl. Once.)
(Prowl: You also got stuck at the top of the slide, and the rope net. Three more times. As if that weren't enough, you made me get you down each and every time.)
(Foxy… *pouts* At least I said 'Please'.)
(Prowl: Sometimes I wonder if we're sparkling-sitting you.)
(Foxy: Sometimes, I do too.)
Hello, everyone! :D Back for another round of rules! I got the idea for rules 198 and 199 from my friend, who's actually done these things before. XD She also gave me the idea for rule 200, since I asked her where she could picture a kid getting stuck at on a playground. XD Her response? 'The slide, since I picture this little chubby kid getting stuck at the top.' ^^ Foxy's a bit different though, in this case she just wouldn't come down, since she's afraid of heights. XD Prowl forced her to go down it. I don't own 'Bird Is The Word', Harry Potter, or Phineas and Ferb. XD I do own a lava lamp though. ^^ Best entertainment ever!