The Greek Kunoichi

Chapter 9: in the good ol' U.S of A.

Author's Notes: I decided to take the tip that Anubis of the Highway thieves gave me and skip to the arrival of the shinobis into the U.S.A. Because if I keep writing what happened to Naruto and her family, it would take too many chapters and I would risk to lose my plots ideas. I will make some Omakes with some interesting events as suggested from her time in the elemental Nations. I also had forgotten about the language barrier, damn. Well, let's just say English is a second language taught to everyone who made Chuunin rank in Konoha in case they have missions Outside. Now, let's get this show started.

It had taken many years of preparations and a few setbacks, one of them a Fourth Shinobi World War, but finally, Kushina, Sasuke and Naruto were going to America. They had cleared it with Tsunade first, who gave them the same travels rights she, Shizune and Jiraiya enjoyed for so long so they wouldn't be marked as Nuke Nins. After all, they weren't rookies anymore. Kushina was a well seasoned Jonin and the kids were Tokubetsu Jonins and honing their skills to obtain the full Jonin rank in a year or two. Naruto had also a Quest and a mission in those lands coming soon. She had to take Lupa's offer for training if she wanted to obtain acceptance from the Roman side of the divide of her accreditation for ambassador, but before that, her grandfather said that she must seek an audience with Hera, since she had taken upon herself to reunite the two camps. If she could have her accreditation from the Greek side of the divide before going to train with Lupa, she could help the Goddess of marriage with her plan. Also, the two pantheons, Roman and Greek were aware of a big show coming on the next Winter Solstice meeting that they wouldn't want to miss, except for Greek mode Apollo. Roman mode Apollo had taken upon himself to block his Greek counterpart's ability to divine his own future in such a way he wouldn't even be aware of it. It wouldn't do to mess with a show that everyone would want to see no? Even Zeus was willing to help his sun riding son learn a lesson, he had promised to restrict Apollo's godhood and his powers to a point where Kushina's "lesson" would be understood very clearly.

The fact that Naruto's parents were married at her conception also gave her an in with Hera, it was one of the reasons she had accepted to grant Naruto an audience in a few days. The goddess would send for her when she was ready to receive her. Now freshly arrived in New York City via a ship chartered by Poseidon in this fresh October morning of the year 2008, they just had to find the three bedrooms apartment that was rented to their names, then go open a bank account for each of them after exchanging the precious metals they had bring with them. Delos' currency, the Ryo, was an old Japanese currency that was replaced by the Yen ages ago. So they had to update their currency to pay for their expenses. They would not go to Camp Half Blood right away, well Kushina and Sasuke would be exploring the city with Naruto's clones first, while she would infiltrate the camp incognito to cause some mayhem and chaos. *Mischievous fox like smirk*

Her training as a Sage made her realize that something important was missing since she set foot on the shores. Then it was true. Pan faded. It was such a shame, she would have loved to share tips about the various use of nature energy with him. Maybe she could share a few tips with Demeter and Persephone? It was something to think about. To see so much modernization outside of Amegakure No Sato (Village hidden in the rain) or Yuki/Haru No Kuni (Land of Snow/Spring) was something they would have to get used to. Hmm, the Mist was thick around here, not as much as around the borders of the mainland of Delos and Uzu No Kuni, but it was more than what they were used to. Sasuke was on guard, with his hawk like eyes, he was on the lookout for monsters. With three demigods so close and with two possessing more divine ancestry than most, they were almost a flare for them. It was only the genjutsu hiding theirs scents that gave them such an advantage, but nothing was full proof. They followed the directions to their apartment; it was a nice place near Central Park. At least they would have a bit of greenery near and wouldn't be home sick. They were on the top of a five stories building. The apartment was principally painted a pale blue with various tones of green. Amphitrite had told them that it was one of their family retreats when she or her husband or her son needed to be away from the palace and just relax, so they wouldn't have to worry about the rent. The groceries had already been bought so they would have already something to eat, since it would he kind of hard to call for some take away food without American money.

Kushina called dibs on the master bedroom and let the others teens chose their rooms, not that they would be sleeping separately often. She was well aware of the nature of their relationship and how adventurous and persuasive her daughter could be. She had caught them once having sex on the couch in the living room when she was returning earlier than expected from a mission, for Gods' sake! So after a stern lecture to keep their activities to the bedroom with a silencing seal and to not forget to use protection, for she was not ready to be a grandmother, she gave them her blessing. At least they could find a safe release and Sasuke wouldn't be tempted to "sample" his fan girls! Order knows that he had so many in Konoha's civilian population! She knew her daughter was bisexual but had nothing against it. Heck how do you think she coped all these years without her husband? She was not a machine, even as a mother, she had needs! Hitomi Hyuuga was her best friend after all and as long as they were discreet and were not playing with each others in the clan compound, Hiashi had nothing to say against it. They had that kind of relationship before his marriage to Hitomi. Naruto and Sasuke would sometimes invite their teammate Sakura to play with them or their friend Shino. The boys affirmed her they always wore protection on top of Naruto's religious use of the anti pregnancy and morning after jutsus before and after each encounter. In her household, there were no taboo subjects of discussions. They were all old enough and consenting, there was no need to deny them information.

Sure enough when they were all settled and ready to retire for the night, Naruto followed Sasuke into his room. The door was closed and locked and soon the entire room was silenced. Kushina shook her head with a bit of melancholy. Hopefully after his time in the dog house and on the couch, Apollo would still be a loving and attentive husband. She really needed her man. It was early the next morning that the trio once dressed for the day and after they had eaten breakfast, made their way to different banks to change their booty. The reason why Kushina's family never wanted for anything was that a few centuries ago, a Spanish ship full of gold from the new world had gotten lost into a hurricane and washed up in Uzu No Kuni. Her ancestors had found the ship as every sailor had perished in the storm and took possession of the cargo. They had made smart investments, investments that as the last active and registered shinobi alive of her clan, she had inherited when her mortal parents passed away during Uzushio's sacking. Sasuke was also not hurting for money at all, with all the considerable assets of the Uchiha clan at his disposal since he was the last one alive. Naruto wasn't hurting for money either, with her part of the treasure from the Uzumaki clan and the money she saved from her missions. So after successfully opening a few accounts in different banks, it was time to explore the city. Naruto, wanting to feel if something else was around, went to Central Park after sending an army of clones with her mother and lover. Once in an isolated location where she was certain to not be disturbed, she sat in lotus position, closed her eyes, cleared her mind, then she inspired profoundly before expiring slowly. Once she was still as a statue, she started to take in nature energy. It took her about twenty minutes, but soon enough, Naruto was in Sage Mode.

The skin of her eyelids had turned orange and if she opened her eyes, her pupils would have been toad like in shape and their nice color blue would have turned yellow. Still in Sage Mode, she let her new awareness scan her surroundings. It still awed her even after two years of being a Sage, what she could do with nature. Soon enough, she managed to find Mt. Olympus. It was hidden by the Mist high into the air on top of the Empire State Building. Pressing forward, she sneaked her presence into the Council room to see who was there. She easily recognized Hestia who was tending her Hearth and it seems Zeus was there too, deep into his thoughts, sitting upon his throne. Too bad her grandfather wasn't there; she would have enjoyed poking him with Senjutsu chakra to see his reaction. Oh well, she could always prank the king... Oh, wait a second, Hermes just arrived! Yeah, let the messenger god settle down, then...Once everything was in place, she sent more nature energy to her consciousness, wrapped a tendril of it around Zeus' arm on which his head was resting, and then she pulled with all her mental might when she was assured he had still no idea what was going to happen! Not only was he disturbed and nearly knocked his head on the support of his throne, her prank made colorful flowers grow everywhere into his beard and hair! Oh, it was hilarious! Seems Hermes was of the same opinion, since he fell to the ground and rolled around laughing his ass off! Even Hestia was giggling without control into her hands to the scene! Brilliant! Then Artemis materialized suddenly, her bow with an arrow ready to fire and Naruto knew she had to get out of there! The Huntress would find her and bust her to Pervy King! She didn't want to go to Tartarus for playing a silly little prank on Zeus!

Reeling her consciousness out of the meeting hall just in time to escape her sharp silvery yellow eyes, Naruto decided to go on an unsanctioned tour of Olympus after diminishing her presence. It was a pretty nice place, but it would be way more awesome if she could paint it all orange! After dodging Artemis a few times and leading her on a false trail towards the men's restroom of a seedy motel in Hell's Kitchen, once back on Olympus she stumbled upon her dad's temple! Putting much more effort into stealth, she sneaked in, and then decided to bust down his ego a bit. She manifested a shadow clone at distance, glad to have her trusty markers with her so her clone would have replicas, then let it go wild in redecorating the place. Once every statues and portraits had different moustaches styles with different colours drew on them, she decided to do something really childish for a change of modus operandi.

Naruto drew a big red heart on the wall near the bedding chambers and wrote in it in black "Apollo + Hela 4 ever!" Not only the Norse gods and the Greek gods didn't get along, Hela was a deity of death and darkness and Apollo was a deity of life and light. That would make him scratch his head at least. Feeling Artemis' presence approaching with a vengeance at the humiliation she was submitted to, the sage dispelled her clone before the goddess could pinpoint with precision where the nature energy was coming from. Diminishing her energy level to the minimum to keep a connection, she let the Moon Goddess go to wherever she was going before sneaking out again. It was fun to play a game of cat and mouse with the Huntress! After about fifteen minutes of aimless wanderings, she found Ares' temple. She was about to sneak in when she heard clearly and loudly that he was busy in the bedroom with a lady. Hum, better not disturb him right now. She could prank him later. She did draw another childish drawing of a heart on the doors and wrote in it "Ares luv Heracles!" and another that said "Ares Luv his mommy!" with another Kage bunshin though. Let him deal with the fallout of that.*evil snickers* Oh? What is this energy? Once she took the time to analyse it, she could feel that her dad had just arrived. He intercepted Artemis who was already on the warpath because of the prank played on her, to talk about something. Probably about one of his conquests judging by the irritation she could feel growing from the Goddess of Maidens. She dispelled the clone once again and in stealth mode once again, she decided to head in another direction.

Naruto came across Hera's temple, but needing to be on the Queen's good side in the near future, she decided to let that one be. Better be safe than sorry. Huh, what's that? Oh, her dad was getting a beating for saying forbidden stuff to his twin. Now with the Sun God getting a beating at her hands, Artemis would be too focused on her twin brother to chase the strange natural force gallivanting around Olympus for a while. Soon enough, she was in front of Hermes' temple. But the speedster god was approaching quickly and she could hear him chuckle and mumble about Zeus, flower god, finding who did this and give him a boon, so she made herself scarce even if it would have been fun to trade prank tips with him. She totally bypassed Aphrodite's temple; her markers were not enough to redecorate that abomination. Sensing that Artemis was on her trail again, she went back towards the meeting hall, literally goading her pursuer to follow her. With a growl, Artemis took the challenge. To confuse her, Naruto left a few false trails leading to places where she already passed near, letting the more evident trail fade in front of Hera's temple. Then she snuffed almost all of her energy, leaving barely enough for a presence and sneaked in Athena's temple for a stroll.

Now Artemis was sure that the intruder was playing with her and she was getting tired of this game of cat and mouse! But said mouse was very good at escaping the cat it seemed. She had to admit that the intruder had done nothing wrong per see, but this was natural energy that the intruder was using! Someone was using something from a faded god's Domain! He or she was also skilled enough to not let enough leak so she couldn't follow it back to the source and deal with it accordingly! If only Artemis had taken the time to really know all the secrets of Delos in place of only hunting the wild animals and rogue shinobis once in a while instead of forbidding her fellow deities to patronize with the mortals, she would have learned about the summons clans and the major three who could train the worthy in the art of Senjutsu. But the goddess was a stick in the mud and was refusing to budge from her position. Hades had to bypass her and go straight to Apollo for permission to go deal with anomalies concerning his Domain happening on Delos! Needless to say, he was none too happy to have to kowtow to the goddess who had gotten his beloved daughter Bianca killed! But Apollo wouldn't overrode his twin's decision because he didn't want to be nagged to death and getting accused day and night to use that excuse to bed women to create chakra infused demigods!

In Athena's temple, Naruto decided to be more subtle. Creating a Kage bunshin with enough chakra, she had it applied a Hiraishin seal on a table literally submerged with books, then another shadow clone dispelled, letting one in the apartment doing chores know to send the entire collection of Pervy Sage's books. Once the Icha-icha paradise series were placed in evidence, she took again her infantile behaviour, drew another big red heart on a wall near the bathroom and wrote in it "Athena + Mars + Thor = LUV 4 EVER!" If that one didn't drive her bonkers, she didn't know what will! Pairing a virgin goddess of war with her Roman rival and a Norse thunder god is bound to make sparks fly! *Snickers* Deciding that she had trolled the gods enough for one day, she dispelled her Kage bunshin after erasing the Hiraishin seal used to teleport the porn books and let her presence fade entirely from Mt. Olympus. Back to Central Park, she sent now her detection range outbound to find Camp Half-Blood. Once she found the Camp by locking on the Immortal energy signature of Chiron, she memorized the way to go and brought back her consciousness in her body. Opening her eyes and looking at the sun, Naruto calculated that she spent two hours in meditation. Expelling the natural energy from her body, she returned to normal, no longer in Sage Mode. Once she made sure that nothing was wrong, she resume walking around like nothing was out of the ordinary. She explored the park with an almost childish enthusiasm. It was a really pretty place. Once in an isolated location once again, she made a clone and dispelled it immediately to relay to her mother and friend that she was off infiltrating the camp. Shrouding herself into a kitsune illusion, she shape shifted into a wolf sized two tailed fox. She would have preferred being bigger, but at least if she's seen by mortals, they wouldn't jump through the roof in seeing a lion sized animal. Wolf sized would be more discreet and could be passed as an extraordinary individual and two tails could pass as a strange mutation. It was why she had taken the colors of the red fox. A fox the size of a lion with golden fur would be too flashy.

After a few hours, she was near the borders of the camp. She shrank her size to that of a regular fox with one tail, and then made her way in. Nobody was giving her a second glance. She even walked by a Satyr that literally reeked of Senjutsu, but even he did not detect her. Maybe that was because he was too busy flirting with a dryad. She explored the camp to her leisure, taking great care to not be seen by Chiron. Who knew if the centaur would be able to see that she wasn't a regular fox? She took in the different scents from the cabins, from Zeus' to Hades'. Knowing that her grandfather wouldn't mind, she made herself a rudimentary den underneath the Poseidon's cabin. Of course she made sure that the access was behind the cabin to not been seen so easily. Now, her fur was dirty with sand and earth, so she profited from the conch announcing lunch to start her campaign of chaos and mayhem. Discreetly, she sneaked her way into Aphrodite's cabin as its last resident was leaving for the meal and went wild! She made extra sure to roll herself on as many sheets as possible soiling them with every last of the sand and earth imprisoned in her fur, tore with her sharp teeth so many piece of clothes it wasn't funny anymore. Naruto also went wild into the makeup and jewelry, breaking the former and scattering the latter. Wanting to put more power into her mayhem, she let herself grow a supplementary tail for more power, and then began weaving kitsune illusions on the mirrors. Everybody from the Aphrodite cabin would see themselves in deformed ways just like some circus mirrors. Of course, the illusion would only affect the children of Aphrodite already in camp, not potential new ones or other campers permitted entry. She also went to the bathrooms and left deep claws marks into the floor but put kitsune illusions on it that for everybody except Aphrodite campers, they will only see normal usury. But she didn't attack the facilities, it was needed after all. Her rampage was more esthetic than anything else; she hadn't broken anything that couldn't be replaced or repaired with some hard work. Once satisfied from her work, she dismissed her extra tail to keep her cover, and then she went to hide under the bed closest to the door to wait for the show to start. And what a show it was! Once the counselor of the Aphrodite Cabin opened the door, she let out a high pitched scream in seeing the mess! Laughing in her mind, she poked her face a bit from underneath her hiding place to watch just as the girl everybody was calling Drew began to throw one hell of a tantrum. Just as she was about to use her charm speak to order her siblings to clean up the mess, Naruto decided to mess with their minds. She grew to grey wolf size, the bed falling to the side once she was big enough and started to growl and snarl while showing her teeth. The campers, surprised and not very adept at fighting, all turned tail and ran away screaming. Shrinking to a regular red fox size once everybody was out, she profited from the chaos to get out of here. She had to go somewhere private to laugh!

Drew was a tall, beautiful and glamorous Asian girl with dark hair in ringlets, warm brown eyes, plenty of jewelry and perfect makeup. She wore lots of pink eyeliner. Now her hair was in disarray and with the tears of fright, her makeup was ruined. Aphrodite's cabin cries alerted the rest of the camp who took their bronze weapons and assembled themselves near the pink cabin. Chiron, in centaur form, galloped towards the crowd and as sign of respect, everybody let him pass. Once Drew was before Chiron, he didn't even have time to ask what was going on before the girl began her hysterics.

"A monSTER! There wa a... MONSTER in our cabin! It was hiding! Under- derneath a bed! It was as BIG as wolf! Wanted to eat ME!"

She finished with a shrill cry. Lacy, a girl with blonde pigtails and braces who was more level headed than her counselor right now but still shocked, took the parole

"Hmm, I'm not sure if the monster wanted to really eat her, but there was a thing as big as a wolf inside! It trashed our cabin! It was clean when we left for lunch and now everything is wrecked!"

Chiron let out an exasperated sigh. Those girls were troublesome, couldn't they have waited until the campfire tonight before telling monsters stories? On the veranda of the Big House, Mr. D just continued to sip his diet coke can as if nothing was going on all the while snickering about Chiron's misfortune. About time he got some entertainment on this boring job. The centaur took his time to reassure the Aphrodite campers after sending everybody on their way. Of course, Annabeth Chase, Athena's cabin counselor decided to stay and investigate. She helped Chiron in his wheel chair mode to enter the cabin and at least, one part of the story was true, it was wrecked! It was like a wild animal had gotten into the cabin, but after a careful inspection of the entire building, there were no traces of a monster anywhere. Once Chiron was outside, he took back his centaur form and with a stern voice he said

"Miss Tanaka, I am very disappointed with you. Not only did you have sounded the alarm for nothing, your first response should not have been an uncoordinated retreat. Also, you do not have any weapons in the weapon rack. You are supposed to be responsible to make your cabin mates follow the schedule, another thing you didn't follow through. This is training camp for demigods to help them prepare to survive against the unending horde of monsters bend on eating us all. It is neither a beauty salon nor a shopping mall. This is your second warning Miss Tanaka. You and your cabin will shape up or I will strip you of your rank and put someone competent in charge, is that clear young lady?"

Nobody dared defying Chiron when he was taking that tone of voice. The trainer of Heroes was one of the people in charge of Camp Half-Blood and his authority was only surpassed by Mr. D. Said god didn't seems to care one way or another, thus Chiron's decree will have to be obeyed.

Red in the face due to being seriously scolded in public, Drew answered with an insincere tone of voice

"Yes, sir. Please, don't strip me of my rank, I will do better."

She also knew better than to use her gift on him. Chiron seemed willing to give her the benefit of the doubt even if he could likely see that she was not really sincere, but before leaving to his archery class he added

"You have only one more chance Miss Tanaka. One step outside of the line, one more complaint about you being a dictator and it's over. As punishment, you will wear non fashionable work clothes as you help your siblings fix your cabin. Make a list of what is not easily fixable and see if the Camp store has it in stock, if not, at the next run into the city, somebody will go buy what you need. In the meantime, you will just have to use sleeping bags as covers. Now, pardon me but I must be off to an archery lesson."

Needless to say, Drew's mood didn't improve at all. In the next few days, it seemed the camp was under the attack of a poltergeist or a trickster. Each night something would happen around the camp only to be discovered the next morning. The watching harpies never found anybody out of bed, Mr. D admitted he didn't felt anything after he was coaxed to try in exchange for a day off. Even Hestia when she was around to tend to the earth in which the camp fire was at night didn't see anything! One day the Big House was found painted a slimy green. Everybody was glad to find out that the paint was solvable in water. Paint it back to the previous colours would have been a pain. Another day saw the numbers of the cabins all switched with another in random order, like Cabin 7 was now labelled Cabin 12 and Cabin 1 was now labelled Cabin 13. Annabeth though, was determined more than ever to catch the perpetrator of those pranks! She had slept one night around the Hearth with permission of course, to try to catch the trickster/poltergeist red handed, but all she saw was a beautiful female red fox that was pretty friendly. It let itself be petted after being given some pieces of meat as peace offering. The daughter of Athena had fallen asleep with the vixen curled up on her side. The next morning, the vixen was gone, but somebody has had the absolute guts to doodle on her, with a permanent marker mind you, a big thick moustache under her nose, and mock bottle bottom glasses around her eyes. It was a bitch and a half to get rid of it let me tell you! And the more embarrassing part of that morning, her night clothes had been stolen, leaving her only in a pale white sport bra and her matching underwear and her thin blankets to cover herself! She was absolutely mortified! That's not all; she also, later this morning, found her missing night clothes on a scarecrow in the middle of a strawberry field! More like a Demeter kid found said clothes on said scarecrow, but semantics. She also learned that somebody had put on Clarisse's back a sign that was saying in ancient Greek "Sexy war muffin, wolf whistle if you agree." That one had earned her many wolf whistles before the sign was found and thrown away. It was needless to say after those stunts, these two young women where now on the war path. What Annabeth wouldn't know for a long while, was that Naruto had taken pictures of her in her undies and after doing her research on Annabeth's relationships, she mailed said pictures to a certain Percy Jackson. Needless to say that Percy wouldn't be found by his new step father with porn magazines but with photos of his crush.

Today, Friday, Chiron was befuddled. He had a passenger on his horse back, a certain female red fox that was curled on itself and was watching the on goings of the camp as he was going through his day. The vixen had approached him with no hesitation at all at dawn, yipping for some attention. After giving some to her, because he had seen her play with great enthusiasm along the younger children so he knew she was not a monster in disguise, more probably a friendly animal that had a den nearby, the fox had jumped on him and had not moved from her perch since then. When Mr. D had made a remark about stuffing her and making himself a hat with her fur for winter, the fox had made such a deadpan look that said "Try it and I will make your life miserable" that both immortal centaur and god had been left stunned. Before Mr. D could poke it with his power, Chiron had to start his day and the god decided he was heading back to bed with a reminder of the centaur to be up at twelve because it was time to give The Talk to some unclaimed children, to think about. The God of Wine absolutely loved it when he got to scare the kiddies with what would happen to them with their parents' blessings if he found that they had procreated while still under the Camp's tutelage. Sex was something they couldn't ban, because face it; it's bound to happens one way or another with hormonal teenagers. But they could and did advocate using protection to avoid unplanned pregnancies and S.T.D.s. It was why they always make sure to have condoms and generalized contraceptive pills in stock in the camp store. The day went well; the kiddies were properly instructed (read terrorized) and wouldn't touch the opposite sex for a good long while. The vixen left Chiron only a few times, probably to go eat, drink and take care of her needs he could deduce.

Since it was Friday, it was capture the flag. With so much noise all around, he did not found it suspicious that the fox wouldn't want to be around, so everyone was flabbergasted after the win awarded to Ares' cabin when they came back for the sing along, to find Hephaestus' cabin painted entirely orange! Not a burnt orange, but a "my eyes, they burn!" orange! The Smith god's kids were left nonplussed and deep into the woods; a Naruto in human form was laughing her ass off! Oh, it was great! They still haven't realized that the friendly fox was not normal. Now, what prank could she do next? She was having so much fun! The Aphrodite campers had found the little surprises she left them and the illusions were still holding. They would probably fail in a few days. She had receive word from Hera, she was ready to give her an audience to her temple this coming Monday. Perfect, now to rehash her sales pitch to have the Queen of the Gods on her side...

Omake: How Naruto got rid of Itachi and Kisame.

Thirteen years old, freshly promoted chuunin Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze was only getting out of her bath and only had time to put her fresh underwear and a t-shirt when she heard knocking on her door. Curious but cautious, she took a kunai in a hand and barely opened the door to a crack to see two men. One was way taller than the other. The smaller man had onyx eyes under which were long, pronounced tear-troughs. He had jet-black hair that was pulled back in a low ponytail and his face was framed with centre-parted bangs that extended to his chin; the ponytail and bangs grow longer over the years. His overall appearance is very similar to Sasuke's. He wore the standard Akatsuki cloak and a slashed Konoha forehead protector to symbolise his broken ties with the village. The cloak's high collar would obscure his ponytail. He would sometimes unbutton his cloak to mid-chest and rest his left arm there, rather than in the sleeve. Under his cloak he wore clothes similar to the rest of Akatsuki: mesh armour with navy accents under an identical T-shirt with a simple white belt around the waist and dark blue pants. On his right ring finger was his Akatsuki ring, which was red and bore the kanji for "vermilion". He wore purple nail polish on his fingers and toes and a necklace that had three silver rings with red gems inside them. She guessed right away that this was Itachi, Sasuke's older brother.

The other was a very tall, muscular shinobi, and was the tallest person she ever saw. He had a distinctive shark-like appearance complete with pale blue-grey skin. He also has small, round, white eyes, gill-like facial markings under his eyes, sharp triangular teeth, much like the other members of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist.(She had researched them after her encounter with Zabuza) He also styled his blue hair in the form of a shark fin. As a member of Akatsuki, he also wore dark-purple nail polish and the black cloak with red clouds. Naruto's mind was running at 100 miles per hour, how did they already know she was here? No matter, she had to get away and fast. Damn, the sun was set; she could no longer shift gears into Sunlight Speed. They seemed to be fed up of waiting, for the big blue one boldly barged into the room, but stopped seeing her attire, or lack thereof. Even Itachi seemed to be unsure. She was well developed for her age and he was still a teenager and a male. Seeing the distraction in front of her, she tore a bit of her t-shirt and yelled at the top of her lungs

"RAPE! THEY ARE TRYING TO RAPE ME! HELP! HELP ME! RAPE!"

Needless to say, they fled when all the building occupant rouse up and formed a mob. They were S rank ninjas, true, but fighting a mob that had it for your blood in such enclosed space was not in their advantage. Naruto, the consumed comedian, faked tears and was reassured by the wife of the owner. She was assigned a new room, free of charge. When she told her family how she got rid of her foes, they weren't sure if they had to laugh their asses off or smother her in fear to almost have lost her.