HEHEHEHEHE… Please don't kill me for not updating. My life has been SO SO SO frucking busy, you have no idea. Can I tell you guys a secret? Yes? Ok, here is my secret:

I have absolutely no plan for this chapter.

I already said, I usually have at least a vague idea of what's going to happen. Even the other chapter I said I was winging I had a half formed idea. This, I have no idea what the heck this is going to be. So enjoy my spontaneous-ness.

DISCLAIMER: I DIDN'T WRITE THE BOOKS. COMPRENDE?

The Jersey Shore was about an hour and a half's worth of driving away. Needless to say, sitting in the back seat of the camp van with Drew driving was miserable, because it was "her quest and she's the only one the legal age to drive" or whatever. I SHOULD be 23 [A/N: I think…] But I spent a bit of time as a tree and became a huntress, so I can never drive. EVER. My life is sad, I know. Anyway, with Drew being annoying as hell, and Nico looking out the window, ignoring a certain Huntress, I was bored out of my mind and my ADHD was making me want to start talking at full speed. I was literally biting my cheek to keep the words from spilling out. I was about to say my thoughts on Drew's hitting EVERY SPEED BUMP IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE ROAD ON PURPOSE, when the she demon herself started squeaking—I mean, speaking.

" Pit stop! I'm going to like, get refreshed." I walked to the other side of the car to see where we had stopped. McDonalds, Wendy's, some other disgusting fast food chain? [A/N: Sorry to anyone who eats there. I personally don't like chain restaurants very much, and I don't think Thalia is the kind of person who would like them either.]No. I was shocked. I knew Drew was a girly girl but still…

We were stopped, at a manicure place. Drew waltzed in merrily while Nico and I exchanged a look that said "Is there something wrong with this chick? 'Cuz it sure looks like it to me." I shrugged. "I guess this is where we'll be for a while, while Drew gets her newest style of hooker nails—" I was cut off by an angry shout." I HEARD THAT!'' Drew screamed. I giggled, and so did Nico.

*Three hours later*

"At long last, I got the perfect shade of pink that matches my eyes!" squealed Drew. She got back into the drivers seat of the van and put pedal to the metal before I was even in the car. My door was still open.

"WAIT!" I shouted at the van, speeding out of the parking lot. Nico appeared behind me.

"You really have to stop doing that," I said to him, without turning around. "Appearing out of the blue like that, you could scare somebody." I turned around and smirked, to see that it wasn't Nico who appeared behind me. It was the original crazy b***h, Lady Aphrodite herself.

"What are you doing here?' I asked the goddess.

"You know, spreading the love, and… GIVING YOU A MAKEOVER!"

"What? I have a quest to go on!" I tried to reason with her, but she just laughed at me.

"Oh, you silly heroes and your quests. I promise, you'll get back on your quest soon enough!" Then, she grabbed me, and poofed me away.

Sorry for the short chapter guys! I can't update because I have no computer. This is from my ipod and is probably the worst chapter ever written. SO SO SO SORRY