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Inside a bar somewhere in Vale
It's been a few hours since the slightly terrifying revelation that team RWBY was in a different dimension but what was comforting is the fact that they had some help from survivors. Still the Belladona's and Xiao long family had some worries about their children. Jacques Schnee on the other hand didn't bother learning anything more about his daughters predicament and instead heads home to file a lawsuit against Beacon. So the the remaining family including Winter followed Francis to a bar he regularly vist in downtown Vale.
"Hey Autumn how's business been? Can I have the usual along with a round for my friends here?!?" Francis shouts towards as he enters the bar. The bartender turns around to be a slightly chubby female bobcat Faunus.
"Hey Francis!" Autumn replies as she turns around while wiping a mug clean. "Sorry were out of blue streak, we got plenty of red shed if you rather have that."
"(Sigh) Well it's still better then grey brewery." Francis replies as Autumn placed the bottle of beer on top of the counter. After Francis twisted the cap off he threw back the beer drinking half of it's content before stopping. "Mm not bad but I still prefer blue streak."
"Eh don't worry, I'll have a new shipment of it by Friday." Autumn said as she placed a few more bottles on the counter.
"Aw hell yea, just in time for griff ball as well!" Francis shouts in excitement. "Well Thanks Autumn I'll see you until then."
"Ah, remember Francis your tab is due." Autumn said as she grab his arm before he could leave.
"Oh right, well she can pay my tab. She's a Schnee after all." Francis said pointing to Winter who gave him a dirty look for throwing her under the bus.
"Really now, well as much as long as you understand the number one rule then you can stay, if not I will have caboose throw you out." Autumn said as she points to a sign that had three rules.
.No fighting
.Bar closes at six AM and opens at six PM
.Any and all forms of racism isn't strictly prohibited.
"(Sigh) The sins of my father and my grandfather's business shouldn't be my legacy." Winter replies as she placed down a huge some of lien. "Keep the change but also get me something strong, it's been a very rough day."
Autumn nods and takes the plastic card before pouring her some hard liquor in a small glass. As winter downs the drink Qrow denies Francis offer and instead ordered his usual while the rest took up on Francis offer. As the families followed Francis over to the counter Zoey noticed that Winter was still sitting by herself and decided that she should instead talk with her.
"Um got anything strong?" Zoey asked as she sat next to Winter. Autumn nods before grabbing a drink from the top shelf before pouring a glass and passing it over to Zoey. Zoey quick threw back the heavy drink and let the burn hit the back of her throat.
"Hmm not bad." Zoey said trying to start some small talk.
"Yes for a small bar it's quite fine, though to be honest I was never really one for a drinking unless I had to." Winter remarks.
"Ah come on now. I figure you Specialist would always come back from a mission covered in bruises and scars before heading to a bar to drink the tap dry why'll acting all macho and tough." Zoey said in a deep fake tone at the end getting a small chuckle from Winter.
"Yea well maybe for a few but no, growing up I was forced to attend these parties. Originally they were for charity but were actually just a chance for my father to gain recognition and publicity for it. He would always make me drink wine at these events and even though I gain a custom to it I have never once liked the taste of alcohol." Winter said as she took another swig from her drink before passing it over to the bartender for a refill.
"Ok so if you hat the Tate of alcohol then why are you drinking? It's today an aception or do you prefer something harder then wine?" Zoey asked with a brow raised
"Tell me, Zoey. If you had an abusive power hungry father who practically ruined your childhood and then after years of struggling to get out from underneath him and then your sister were to disappear, to an alternate plane of existence where the dead refused to stay dead. Then what would you do?" Winter answers agitated as she took the now half full glass before chugging it.
"Eh I guess if that was the case then I would get shit face cry about my problems to a stranger then have a one night stand before dedicating myself to rescuing that person, even if it kills me." Zoey answers as she thre back her drink.
"Well, I suppose i would do the same, except for that last part of sleeping with the person I cry on. That I would prefer not to do until I get to know them better." Winter said as she starts to giggle a bit.
"Well did I ever tell you the time my friend Elise drove through a mall window with a stolen stock car." Zoey said chuckling to her self as the alcohol starts to take over.
"No I don't believe you have." Winter chuckles.
The two began to talk as they drunk more and more. While the two talked Louis took one drink from the beer and already he is seeing stars. Leaving only Francis of all people to talk about their world and the green plague. He surprisingly did pretty well despite referring the zombies as vampires. He had just gotten up to The the boat house that they were defending while waiting for help when he suddenly felt the urge to sneeze.
"So then Bill just ... a ... a ... achoo!" Francis sneezed.
"Bless you." Tai said wiping the snot and spit of the sneeze off his face.
"No that wasn't a sneeze but my hate detector going off." Francis said while taking a swig from his beer.
The Belladona's, Tai, and Qrow gave them a 'wait what' look before Louis said drunkenly. "Francis yo ... yo ... you don't have (hic) a hate scenes."
"Yea I do and it's telling me that a bunch of mudman ruins Ruby's new hoodie and she will be hating dogs soon." Francis said as he finishes off his beer and flipped Louis the bird.
The family just gave a really look before they let Francis pick up the story of the time Bill took on a tank.
The next morning
Zoey groans from the massive hangover. Her vision wa blurry at first but slowly returns to her. As she slowly gets out of bed she stumbles a bit before tripping on a pair of white military pants. As she was about to question whose pasnts that she had tripes on she suddenly felt sick and on the urge of vomiting what ever was in her gut, so she quickly raced to the bathroom and began to vomit in the toilet. After she stopped vomiting she fell backwards against the wall and noticed that the room looked almost exactly like the one from the time she was imprison by th Atlas military. As Zoey thoughts on how the hell she got here she heard something moving in the next room and quickly looked around for a weapon and noticed a fancy looking knife on the sink and she quickly grabbed it before stumbling back into the bedroom to see a dazed half naked Winter Schnee groaning from the worst hangover ever.
"Ugh, What in Oums name happ..." winter stopped mid sentence to see Zoey standing in the door way with an knife. "What are you doing in my room!"
She quickly looked around and saw a pistol in a holster attached to a pair of jean on the other side of the room. She quickly jumped for it but ends up stumbling drunkenly before struggling to pick up the gun.
"Your room, you know what I can ask you the same question why am I in your room?" Zoey said as she stumbles forward.
"I... I can't actually answer that." Winter said as she finally got the gun out of the houlster and was now pointing it towards Zoey.
"Yea um I can't remember either. All I can remember is that we went out to drink then a half hour later it's all black." Zoey comments as she finally lost her ability to stand and collapsed onto the ground.
"It seems I'm in the same predicament." Winter said as her memory of the night before was hazy.
"Ok so we had too many drinks and was black out drunk. So why did we both woke up in bed together." Zoey said as she leans back trying to place together a coherent thought in her head.
The two thought for a moment trying to think of a reason why they woke up half naked in bed together. Almost at the same time the two soon realized why they were in bed together and the look of horror soon shot over their faces with realization of what happened.
"Oh son of a bitch." The two muttered at the realization of what they did the night before.
LCR4D
Back at the theme park
The gang was running for their life's with a kid Coach, Yang and Rochelle in their hands while being chased by three Chibi tanks. As they ran they accidentally took a wrong turn and was imminently cornerd.
"Oh no, no no no no!" Screamed Chibi Weiss as she backs up against the wall.
"Game over y'all, game over!" Chibi Elise screams. As everybody screams a lightbulb appeared above Chibi Ruby's head.
"Guys I have an idea!" Chibi Ruby shouts.
"What ever it is do it fast!" Chibi Nick shouts.
Chibi Ruby quickly reacts by placing Chibi kid Yang into Nicks arms while taking kid Chibi Rochelle from him.
"How is this gonna help!?!" Chibi Weiss complains.
"Just watch!" Chibi Ruby responds before boldly standing forward before quickly saying out loud to Chibi kid Yang. "Yang, see those big gorilla's... they called you fat."
Once she said that the world stop. Everybody stoped screaming before looking at Ruby with completely confused look on their faces. Even the Chibi tanks just looked confused.
Chibi Nick eye began to twitch before he shouts "HOW IS THIS SU..."
Before he could finish Chibi kid Yang burst into flames as her eye turn red. She nearly sprang from Nicks arm but was only hold on to by her feet.
"I'll show them who's fat!" Chibi kid Yang shouts as she raced towards the now terrified Chibi tank with Chibi Nick screaming in fear as he was dragged along.
The rest watched in horror as off screen Chibi Kid Yang ripped them to shreds like a chainsaw powered by pure anger.
"My dad always told me Yang had a temper when she was my age. Hey Yang they also said your hair is ugly!" Chibi Ruby adds causing the Chibi kid Yang to scream even louder as The screams of the Chibi Tanks. Once the screaming had stop Chibi kid Yang walked back on screen with Chibi Nick now with a torn and burnt suit was dragged back on screen.
"Hmm that will teach them." Chibi kid Yang smirks as she held up the same vile. "I also took this from them."
As she held it up the chemicals one and for a final time leak from the vile covering everybody. The smoke caused everybody to cough and soon four adult Chibi girls ran out of the smoke.
"Oh Oum, what happened?" One Chibi woman said wiping away the smoke.
"Ugh, um guys why can I see with one eye?" Another Chibi woman said as she pressed her hand against her face to feel a patch. The screen then turns on the four women showing them to be adult version's of team RWBY.
"Holy cow my baby sister is missing an eye!" Adult Chibi Yang shrieks as she covers her mouth with her right hand.
"Oh my Oum, Yang your hand is missing!" Adult Chibi Ruby remarks at her arm.
"Wait if you are missing an arm and Ruby is missing an eye does that mean..." Adult Chibi Blake suddenly stop herself and pulls off her hat she is wearing revealing that her Faunus ears were just fine.
"So if this our adult form then it's possible a mirage or we are dealing with chemicals that have the ability to predict the future." Adult Chibi Weiss remarks as she pulls off a pair of work glasses.
"Great So is their Anyway to reverse this?" Adult Chibi Yang asked.
"Unfortunately no, I don't think so." Adult Chibi Weiss remarks holding the vile that held the strange chemicals to be empty.
"Damn, well I don't know what worst, that we are stuck like this or the fact you are gonna remain flat chested." Adult Chibi Yang said sarcastically getting a dirty look from Adult Chibi Weiss.
"Wait if we are adults what happened to the other guys?" Adult Chibi Ruby asked causing the four to slightly panic before turning around to see the Chibi survivors as baby's all sleeping soundly next to each other.
"Well looks like we are now gonna be parents" Adult Chibi Blake remarks sounding slightly sad.
If so then dibs on Elise!" Adult Chibi Ruby remarks as she grabs ahold of Baby Chibi Nick by accident.
Hey guys so this concludes the three part Chibi story and next week is gonna be slightly hectic so instead of the next chapter I'm gonna upload another preview of LRWBY4D 2 instead. Now before anyone ask why I made winter and Zoey have blackout sex. Well it will play into the next story while play some homage to my left4dead story... and let's just say the look on Elise face when he finds out Zoey is in a relationship with Winter is too much for me to even pass up a chance. Phsss heh heh. Oh god just imagine the look on his face. It would be like in 22 jump street when Schmidt fucked the captains daughter phsss ha ha ha, ehh anyways please Fav and Fol the story.
This is phss ha ha ha ha. O god almighty Winter fucked Elise crush, phsssss ha ha ha ha ha ha!