Total Poem Drama

by I Am TIAW

Running out of ideas, Chris forces the campers to write poems of their experiences on the show. Some go a little crazy, but most write legitimate poems of all different styles and rhyme scenes. What started as Chris' bad idea becomes an awesome poem collection! Newest Poem: Zoey. Next Poem: Cameron.

10. Sadie

This poem's a sonnet with an iambic pentameter, meaning ten syllables per line. Make sure to stress every other syllable, that way it sounds much better!

Chris slapped at a mosquito that landed on his neck. "Buggy today, isn't it? Just like our next former camper, who definitely bugs me. Everyone, give a preferably cold welcome to Sadie!"

Huge applause breaks out as the chubby girl walks onto the dock. Chris scowls. "You all did that just to spite me, huh?" Everyone in the entire unvirse nods. "Well it worked."

"Oh my gosh, you guys, I have such a sweet poem!" shrieked Sadie. "It's super special, uh huh, and you'll love it. If only Katie was here to see me. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Chris winced as his eardrums were shattered. "What makes your poem so special, Mrs. Earache?"

Sadie at first looked confused by her new nickname, but she answered the question anyway. "Well, it's a sonnet. And sonnets, were, like, totally hip in England! Mm hmm, Katie and I went there on a school field trip, and everything was so cool! There was this gigantic eye, and some really tall guy named Ben, and a bridge that kept falling down, and four guys with mop-tops who wouldn't stop fighting, and a palace with a name that sounded like a Chinese dish, and..."

"And two annoying girls wearing black, white, and pink who would never stop EEEEEEing?" suggested Chris.

"Exactly!" exclaimed Sadie. "Oh my gosh. Don't tell me you were there too!" Chris face palmed. "Anyway, here's my poem."

Total Drama is a show for TV,

It's not exactly that great of a show,

My BFFFL Katie and me,

Somehow decided we'd give it a go.

There were twenty other teenagers there,

And they stupidly voted off Katie,

When we were separated, what a scare,

I was certain I'd lose my sanity.

The next few episodes I did but naught,

I really didn't hurt a single fly,

But when I hurt the C.I.T. she sought,

And succeeded in making me go bye.

Now I'm back with my BFFFL,

And I have realized that the show is hell.

"You are correct, Sadie!" exclaimed Chris. "Total Drama is hell...for the campers! For me, it's fun fun fun!"

Sadie nodded. "Can I go back with Katie now? You're starting to creep me out." Chris frowned.

Sorry about the shortness, but sonnets are usually only fourteen lines. Please review! I'm also curious; did anybody get all of Sadie's references to England? I'll explain them in the next chapter if you guys want.