A/N: sorry I made you wait for so long! Thanks for your reviews and I hope you'll like this little chap, too!

Again, sorry about my grammar mistakes!

I still don't own House and Cuddy! If I did, Cuddy would be in EVERY scene and they would be doing something nasty right now so… Anyway, I own Jeffry and Janet!

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How could I be so stupid? What the hell is going on with me? I'm getting older…I was so naïve! She saw me being naïve! That woman is making me feel like a moron, like one of those guys who can't think well when they're near a beautiful woman!

And by woman I mean ass…

Of course she lied to me! That man disgusts her! I have to think about something….mmm…let's see… This could be good for me! She could think that I believed her, that I believe she actually likes to be around Jeffry! It's silly, but she is so pissed off it can really work!"

"Let's play this game!" he said to himself with a big smirk.

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Jeffry came to PPTH at lunch time. He knew Cuddy was a busy woman but that didn't mean she didn't have to eat!

"Hello!! I'm here to see Dr. Cuddy!" he said too cheerfully.

When he approached her office, her assistant, Janet, eyed him as if he was some crazy guy escaped from a circus but first of all she asked herself how a man like that go could out on a date with her gorgeous boss.

Mystery of life.

"Uhm…Dr. Cuddy. Here's a certain Mr. …what's your name?" She asked him covering the receiver with her hand.

"JEFFRY!"

"Don't you have a surname?" She snapped sharply, annoyed by the guy.

"Oh, if you tell her Jeffry, she'll know!"

The assistant rolled her eyes and talked to her boss again. "A certain 'Jeffry'!" She said emphasizing his name.

"Yeah, ok Dr. Cuddy!" When Cuddy told her, with a very big sigh, he could go in, she hung on and peered the guy suspiciously.

"All right JEFFRY! You can enter."

"THANK YOU!!!" Jeffry was too happy, so happy that he actually jumped almost dropping his hair-piece.

"Jeez, calm down, man!" Janet whispered as he left.

"Lisa!!! I'm so happy to see you again!" His voice already gave her a headache.

"Jeffry we met just yesterday!" She tried to sound not too bother by him.

"I know but it seems to be passed such a long long time!"

"Of course…!" She rolled her eyes as she knew Jeffry wasn't looking at her.

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In the meantime just a door away…

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"Where the hell do you think you're going?" This was a 'no-day' for Janet. Cuddy had told her that she would have fired her if she let House enter in her office without her consent. And Janet was NO ready to lose her job!

"Didn't your mother teach you how to behave with cripples?" He asked harshly.

"Yes, she did. Anyway, she also told me how to talk with bastards!"

"Hey, I might feel offended! I'm such an unlucky man! Can't you see I have a cane?" He pouted a little pretending to be hurt by her words.

"I'm not Dr. Cameron!"

"Ouch! Subtle! Did you speak with Cuddy about her?" He was sure Cuddy felt something about him, at least he knew she couldn't bear the 'way-too-sweet' Cameron, the pretty young doctor fallen for her 'sexy-handsome-smart-intelligent-charming-boss'. Oh, he loved calling himself charming! This list could be soo long!

"There's no need. Cameron is too kind and sweet, of course she…" She didn't even have time to finish her sentence that House spoke for her.

"…likes everybody. That includes you, too so don't take it as personal!" He mocked her and tried to reach the handle of Cuddy's door.

"Don't!" Janet practically launched herself over the door using her figure to stop the demanding doctor.

"Come on! I'll be good!" He tried one more time by begging her.

"Yeah, and I'm Catherine Zeta-Jones!"

"Honey, if you were Catherine Zeta-Jones you would be in the closest closet making sweet sweaty sex with me!" He stated winking at her.

With a disgusted expression on her face, she knocked on Cuddy's door hoping to see the diagnostician going away from her as soon as possible. Of course he didn't even wait for the boss's response and entered the room as if it was the most natural thing to do.

"Ah, love! I knew you would be here!" He said aloud just to piss Cuddy off.

"Love?" Jeffry sounded scared. "You…you…are…" He was on the verge of tears, poor boy!

Cuddy looked up at House. She wasn't surprised when she saw him entering her office, she just felt her heart spattering out of her chest hearing the word 'love' escaping his mouth.

"Oh, Jeffry, I was referring to her clevelage!" His grin grew wilder at her annoyed expression.

"Right…"Cuddy should have expected this one.

"That's a rude thing to say to a wonderful lady like Lisa!" Jeffry pointed out.

Cuddy smirked at this but suddenly her grin disappeared as she noticed that Jeffry's glare had fallen on her breasts…

"Not again!" She was desperate by now.

An amused House retorted "And it's rude to stare at a woman's chest, too, you know! Didn't I tell you?"

"Exactly!" Jeffry answered not really paying attention anymore. He was too busy in dreaming to be her bra to mind House's thoughts.

Then Cuddy reminded herself she had to play a game with House. He had to believe she actually had a great time with Jeffry.

"We were just going to have lunch." Cuddy said with a smile.

"You're going to eat together? Again?" He stared at Jeffry. The boy is growing up so fast!

"Well everybody needs a break, Lisa has to eat!"

"Oh, dude, sorry. Cuddy doesn't eat!"

"Everybody eats!"

"Hey!!! I have to change my motto! Bye bye 'Everybody lies'…Welcome 'Everybody eats'!" House said with a fake enthusiasm.

Cuddy slightly smirked.

"What I meant by that, Jeffry, is that Cuddy doesn't eat, she…devours her 'human' preys…with grace of course!" He made a little obeisance that caused Cuddy to glare at him even if a smile tugged itself on her lips.

House noticed it and gave her a hint of a smile, too. It was strange. House never smiled, he sneered, but he somehow felt something going wild inside of him every time he made Cuddy laugh or grin.

"Aren't you afraid she might eat you?"

"I don't think she will. I have a proposal for you, my dear Lisa." Sometime he sounded almost normal…

"Jeffry, you have to take it slow! She can't marry you now! She just met you!" House said waving a hand toward Cuddy in a theatrical way.

Jeffry gave a hysterical, hearty laugh at that.

"My proposal is different, even if I'll be honored to become her husband…"he blushed "We're going to talk about the hospital's well being!"

"Are you?"

"Are we?" House and Cuddy said simultaneously.

With that Jeffry got up and made his way through the door just in time to see the two doctors watching him amazed, Cuddy's mouth slightly open and House's eyes narrowed.

"Are we going, Lisa? I'd love to take you to a special little restaurant I know."

Cuddy blinked slowly and then grabbed her coat and purse. "Sure." She said accepting with reluctance Jeffry's arm as he opened the door of her office for her.

"Do your clinic hours, Dr. House!" She said without once looking at him.

House was left alone in Cuddy's office pondering about the strange situation.

"Cuddy is gonna come begging for me to send him away VERY soon…!" He muttered to himself before leaving for his office with a big smirk on his lips.

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Let me know what you think about this chappie. I don't really like it…I had a sort of…author's block so your reviews will be very appreciated:D