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Mount Kilmanjaro |
the GCE 'A' Levels |
The Worst MTV of the year award |
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The Scepter of the Red Dragons |
The Mos Eisley Cantina |
T'Pol's pickled brains |
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A Nokia 8210 |
Galen's underpants |
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A rubbish disposal company |
The Liberation Front Against The Treacherous Use Of Recycled Plotlines |
[somehow or the other, this instalment went missing on my computer, resulting in The Search for the Search For Delenn Story, which was both frantic and fruitless. So I had to retype the whole thing. Urk.]
[written by the Omni PKYYR]
The Adventures of the Goddess Ivanova (Part 10): The Search For Delenn
Ivanova sat at her table doing nothing. She felt unhappy. Spoony was whining and she sighed. It had been 2 days since Delenn had died.
Suddenly the EVIL nosering appeared. It was the servant of Dr EVIL.
"You can save her, bring her back. Just join me… we can be great together."
Ivanova glared at him.
"You just need T'Pol's pickled brains, a Nokia 8210 and Galen's underpants. You can bring back anyone you want. The universe will implode, but Delenn, Sheridan, Marcus Cole, you and I can make a new one and be rulers and goddesses."
Ivanova b*slapped the ring across the universe [starts singing Beatles song] into the pits of a rubbish disposal company where it bounded into the Mos Eisley cantina. "I AM already a goddess!"
She sat back down. She flicked the TV on, and watched the Worst MTV of the Year awards for five seconds. She flicked to another channel, watching the Liberation Front Against The Treacherous Use Of Recycled Plotlines protest against the GCE 'A' Levels. [my personal guess is that they're protesting against the repeated rehashing of MCQ questions in papers, like, "CAMBRIDGE HAS NO ORIGINALITY!!!"]
Then a bright idea suddenly struck her. "NUTELLA!"
She poured a big jug of Nutella, and tossed the Scepter of the Red Dragons in.
"IN THE NAME OF IVANOVA, BORN OF MT. KILIMANJARO'S MAKER, BRING DELENN BACK TO ME!"
And kaboom! Delenn was back!
And once again, the day was saved by Ivanova, Nutella Goddess!!