6:30 PM

"Go Princess! Go Princess! Go Princess Go Princess, yeah! Awwww, sweet little Princess! You got your catnip mouse, yeah!" Deidara encouraged her as Dana and Itachi watched Princess go berserk in the floor over her toys.

"You know, at least that cat distracts Deidara for a good 20 minutes." Zetsu told Hidan.

"It does keep him occupied, with the brushing and the bathing and the personalization of gay looking collars and leashes. Oh and not to mention all the shopping he and Marisol do at Petsmart my god! It's like it's their baby……oh my god the cat is their baby!" Hidan realized.

"Dude, he's kissing that cat on top of its fuzzy little head of course it's their baby." Zetsu said.

"Hey, does anyone want some cocktail sausages with the biscuit wrapped around it? Kisame asked.

"Yeah sure, that sounds pretty good." Hidan called back to him.

"Just make sure there is barbeque dipping sauce!" Itachi insisted.

"Yes, your highness." Kisame mumbled under his breath as he preheated the oven.

"Princess, do you want to play with the feather, yeah? Of course you do sweetie! Of course you do, yeah!" Deidara threw a feather into the floor for her.

"Dana you would look amazing in this silver Christian Dior dress in this issue of Vogue." Itachi said showing her the most recent issue.

"Oooooooh wow I so would, yeah! Oh my god I so need to call the boutique and schedule a fitting, yeah!" Dana said excitedly.

7:00 PM

Sasori and Lola arrive back home.

"Hey, you guys want some cocktail sausages wrapped in biscuit?" Kisame asked pulling them out of the oven.

"Aren't those called pigs in a blanket?" Lola asked closing the front door behind her.

"Oh yeah….I guess they are. Anyway, here they just came out of the oven if you want some."

"Well, we just had an amazing dinner but yell yeah we're not going to turn those down." Sasori insisted.

"I'm going to change clothes first, so save me some." Lola insisted.

"Okay honey." Sasori reassured her but sat down with Kisame to try the pigs in a blanket."

"I so can't wait for Marisol to get home, yeah! I have just GOT to show her these amazing new lip gloss colors I found in this magazine today, yeah. We MUST have them!" Dana insisted showing her new discovery to Deidara.

"Ooooooh wow! I SO LOVE GLOSS, YEAH!" he was very excited about this new set of lip glosses.

"Oh my god! Is that one a caramel dolce lip gloss?" Itachi asked her looking at Dana's magazine insert.

"Yes! With SPF 15!" she said.

"Oh we need those." Itachi said. Lola returned completely transformed into her 'after 7' look. It was a look that Hidan fell in love with…and he didn't try to hide it at all.

"Hey, um…hey Lola….Lola? Is that what you sleep in?" Hidan had to know.

"Damn! These are bitchin'!" Lola commented about the pigs in a blanket. "Oh what Hidan? Yeah, yeah I sleep in this. Oooh damn! Honey did you try this barbeque sauce?" Lola asked.

"Lola….what year bowl shirt is that?" Hidan was still asking.

"1993 Super Bowl Patriots against the Raiders, the Patriots won that year in an amazing overtime play that made the final score 34 30…hell yeah that was a good year."

"So……are you wearing anything under that shirt?"

"Hidan!? What the fuck? Sasori is sitting right there!" Kisame said.

"Yeah? So? He can tell me if she's wearing anything under there. I mean it doesn't have to be Lola telling me."

"Huh? Hell yeah I'm wearing something underneath this…oh check this shit….my patriots boxers!" Lola was so proud of her sleep wear. Itachi rolled his eyes listening to all this from the couch.

"God, why is she such a boy. I mean my god it's like she has no concept of what a woman wears!" itachi said low enough for Lola not to hear this.

"Itachi I swear I would NEVER wear a faded out t-shirt from 1993 to bed, yeah." Dana said very seriously.

"Oh Dana, honey, honey I know…I know that you aren't gross. Baby, the things you wear to bed are beautiful…I mean…..beautiful." itachi insisted.

"Oh my god! Tobi! Must you sit this closely to me, yeah!?" Deidara asked him irritated that Tobi was practically on his lap.

"Oh, yes actually I do. See, I'm talking notes on how to be a good cat owner." Tobi said.

"Well….don't!" Deidara warned him. "It's like so annoying, yeah." Deidara said.

"Are there any pigs in a blanket left?" Kakuzu asked.

"There's like 10 left." Sasori told him.

"Okay, then I'm coming over there to have one." Kakuzu joined Kisame, Sasori and Lola.

"Princess! Princess come on, it's time to go take a bath, yeah."

"Why do you bath that cat so much?" Zetsu wondered.

"To keep her clean and fluffy…it's fun to dry her with the hairdryer, yeah." Deidara said picking her up and taking her upstairs.

7:20

"Wow….wow I really should make these pigs in a blanket more often. Who would have ever thought something so ridiculously simple would be so damn good." Kisame said admiring his oven creations.

"Yeah, you'll have to make some of these for the leader the next time he has one of those Fourth of July cookouts." Sasori said.

"Oh god, remember the year he sat off like a hundred fireworks in his backyard and that stupid neighbor of his called the police because one of his bottle rockets landed in the tomato plants?" Zetsu reminisced.

"That was the worst Fourth of July party ever! All he had to eat was lemon Jello and pork rinds and he only had ice water….with no ice!" Kisame said.

"Yeah, that was a terrible party. That's probably why he didn't have any more of those things." Sasori added.

"But you know that really wasn't the worst part. What's really bad is that the leader put Itachi in charge of all future party planning and that's why that 'no white after labor day party' had a dress code, a pre approved guest list, and dance music all night…god that party sucked ass too." Kisame said rolling his eyes.

"Hey! I heard that! You know that I am an excellent party planner! I mean my god me and Deidara throw THE best parties! And you should appreciate the dress code enforcement otherwise you would have average looking people show up wearing crap!" Itachi insisted.

"Itachi, you threw the leader out of the last party you hosted….and it was his party!" Sasori said.

"He was wearing those annoying penny loafers with shorts! That just shouldn't even be allowed!" Itachi defended his decision.

"Okay, Itachi I'm going to take a shower, yeah. I'll be back in a few minutes besides I should probably check on Deidara and Princess, yeah." Dana said taking off upstairs.