Yo! It's epilogue time!! Yes I'm a little hyper. I actually think I wrote the epilogue quicker then any other chapter, seeing as I started it yesterday and got to like half a page and typed the rest today... night...it's 11:36...Yeah well any way This is technically the last chapter so I hope you like it...Not much Roy in it though...oh well If I write another part maybe I'll put more of him in there. By the way there might be a lot of errors and words might be were they don't belong...yeah I'm tired and hyper and I don't know how that possible ...any way on to the Epilogue!!
Oh and Whinrey's name might be spelled wrong or not capitilized as well as the others , butprobably mor on Whinrey's part, I'm just not used to typing her name And I realized that I used it more in this chapter then the others so yeah...so anyway...
Disclaimer: I do NOT own FMA.
The MiniSkirt Contract: Epilogue: Just a Normal Day at Work.
Riza sat at her desk while Havoc and Ed stood around it thanking her by helping her with filing. Why where they helping her? For winning the bet and humiliating there boss of course! So naturally they would be very willing to help her with filing.
Edward grinned as he put a stack of files in the finished pile. "Finally the bastard gets what's coming to him." He said in an all too happy tone taking another pile from Havoc.
"Oh yeah, not to mention a lot of the women are psyched about this as well, getting the fuhrer back for making them wear it in the first place." Havoc said Starting to sort threw the pile.
Riza smiled as they continued chatting about the fuhrer's predicament. Yes, unlike Roy had thought a lot of the women seemed to be against the miniskirt idea and were all too happy to see him wear one. And riza was all to happy to be the one who put him in his place. Not to mention she seemed to become somewhat of a hero with the female population of central.
Things were basically back to normal. Except that the almighty bastard was now walking around in a miniskirt being Publicly humiliated. However, Roy had been getting easily aggrivated explaining why Riza needed help doing the paper work.
Riza had snuck a few pictures of him and had just a few minutes ago sent Armstrong out to make copies of them, plus one giant poster. Riza was going to get her payback, even if she had to do everyone's paperwork.
"Hey Edward theres a young girl on the telephone that wishes to speak to you." She said in a teasing manner, grinning
Ed looked up to the receptionists who was holding the phone out towards him. He gave her a confused look. "Who is it?"
The lady put the phone up to her ear. "May I ask who's calling." She asked politely.
Ed watched as the woman nearly threw the phone across the room. Then as soon as the voice reached his ears, he didn't need any one to tell him. Cause those yells and threats he'd recognize even with amnesia...which he was hoping to get in his five second walk to the receptionist's desk.
However fate refused to grant his wish as he brought the phone to his ear, pulling it away slightly and wincing at the volume of Whinrey's voice.
Sighing he brought the phone to his ear once again. "Whinrey, Calm down!" He shouted. He didn't mean to really, but she wouldn't have heard him other wise. There was a pause, and ed could imagine the clueless look on her face.
"Ed?" she asked in a slow quiet tone as if making sure it wasn't someone else.
"Yeah, it's me." He said almost laughing at how quickly his friends tone could change. Which reminded him that he should be bracing himself for another outburst.
And just like always. "Where the hell do you get off asking who?! Like you know any other girls our age! Besides who else would call you while your at work, don't you have any common sense?!"
Ed pulled the phone away from his ear while she ranted and waited till the silence till he put it back to his ear. "Sorry whinrey. I'll remember that next time" He said with a hint of sarcasm. "Is there a reason you called me at work and bit off the receptionists head?" He asked sitting on the desk facing everyone which he noticed where staring at him.
He blushed and grinned sheepishly. "Sorry about that." He mumbled quickly turning away from everyone. And went back to the phone conversation.
Riza and havoc watched as Ed's face turned red and he turned around and continued talking to Whinrey.
"What do you suppose that's about?" Havoc asked Riza who had already gone back to work. He on the other hand took a seat and smoked.
Riza looked over at Edward who fell of the desk and started shouting. " I couldn't say, but whatever it's about he's pretty mad." She said as she turned around to place another organized pile of folders in the 'done' pile.
" Yeah look at him, who's this Whinrey anyway?" He asked grinning as put phone up his other ear and held the sore one.
"Too young for you." She said in a bored tone shifting threw papers and sign other's, smirking at Havoc's offended expression which quickly turned into a glare. "I believe you've met her before, she's Edward child hood friend from his hometown." She added tired of havocs glare.
Havoc thought for a moment before a look of recognition passed. "Oh the blonde girl that makes Ed's limbs right? The violent girl with the wrench." He asked and watched as Riza nodded. He put his cigarette out and shook his head. "Not even if she was my age, I don't think I could take th verbal abuse, and definitely not the physical. No wonder He's got such a hard head..." Havoc trailed off sighing.
Riza seeing Edward walking back just nodded in reply shoving more files at Ed, who just took the files and started putting them in order, scowling.
Havoc looked at the boy then at Riza, silently asking the women if he should even ask. Riza just took pity on him and asked her self.
"Edward, is-"
"The dog!!"
Riza and Havoc jumped back a bit at the abrupt yell confused. They looked at each other then back at the blond boy wondering if they should just keep quiet. However Edward saw the confused look and decided to explain any way.
"Remember I told you about whinrey flipping out on me.?" He ask receiving nods. "Well, she informed me that it wasn't pms. She has just been moody lately because Den ran away and hasn't come home yet. Which is kinda strange." he said trailing off starting to wonder why the dog ran away.
"Wait a minute who's Den" Havoc asked completely lost.
Ed sighed pausing his job. "Dens the family dog..."
Havoc almost dropped his files and quickly grabbed a hold of them when Riza glared. "She got all psycho on you because the family dog ran away?!" He yelled in bewilderment.
"Yep. It is kind of strange thought, Den's never ran away before. She's probably just worried is all. I mean she does get violent when she's worried...or mad...happy...depressed...excited...bored...alive..." Ed trailed of again going quiet putting the files away remember how many times she hit him and why. Then out of know where he spoke again. "You know when we where ten she made her first automail part, then she ran to my house to show me...and she was so excited she slugged me in the head with the wrench." He said scowling again and shoved the last file harshly into the filing cabinet.
For the third time Riza and Havoc looked at each other, then Havoc sniggered while Riza held a hand over her mouth to stifle her laugh. Edward glared at the not finding anything he said amusing, but the glare on made them laugh more.
"If You think it's so funny you go live with her. Let's see how you like getting hit with a wrench. And let her yell in your ear like a banshee. Lets see how you like it when sh-" Edward cut him self off with a yelp of pain, which he knew all to well. He turned around slowly. "Hey winry..Pinako." He greeted watching the old lady shake her head while whinrey held the wrench ready for another attack.
"I apologize, and You repay me by talking about me behind my back!? Maybe I won't give you a new arm how about that?!" She yelled hitting him again. "And if you weren't so reckless, I wouldn't have to hit you as much?!" She said hitting him one last time, harder for good measure.
Ed held his head While Havoc held in his laugh grinning at the scene. Riza stood by idly watching them both bicker.
The two teens glared at each other throwing insults and calling each other names. Getting fed up Whinrey went to bring her wrench down one more time but stopped and nearly jump on Edward when the door slammed open with a loud bang and two figures came walked in one stomping, and the other laughing loudly.
Everyone looked at the figures, One being The Famous Roy Mustang and Armstrong who was Now telling a story about something or another. Roy yelled something that wasn't quiet comprehendible because of the volume and pace the he was talking be fore walking down the hall to his office and slamming the door. Armstrong just blinked a couple times before spotting Riza and walking over to her.
Winry stood there still shocked, while ed had already gotten over the scene and went back to work. Pinako had similar thoughts as Whinrey but made no facial expression that gave her away. The old women merely waited for her grand daughter to get over her shock.
"Was he...just...was He just wearing a MINISKIRT?!" She yelled the last part in complete shock looking over at the three co-workers who nodded.
"It shouldn't be that much of a surprise, I told you what was going on already." Edward stated looking at her amused.
"Yeah but I didn't think he would go threw with it!" She exclaimed pointing to his door.
Edward laughed. "Yeah with how much of a bastard he is and all you wouldn't think he'd keep his word, huh?"
Riza nodded in agreement to Ed's remark. "He might be a bastard but he never goes back on his promises...to some degree anyway." She added thinking of how much he would do versus what he wouldn't do.
"But a miniskirt?"
"He's repenting, for making Riza's week a living hell." Havoc spoke up cigarette hanging from his mouth, Making Riza glare.
Riza faced Armstrong, smirking. "I trust you got the pictures?"
Armstrong nodded and handed her a bag. Riza took the bag and looked around, nodding back to armstrong and handing him the bag back. "Ok I want you, and Havoc to go put the poster in the entrance hall and another in the mess hall. Edward I want you and anyone else you can find to go and put up these every where, you might want to do some math and make sure you can get at least two in every hallway and on in every room, You can take whinrey and Alphonse if you like." She ordered watching them all minus Pinako and whinrey salute and head out." Riza smirked as they left.
Roy stomped down the hall angry. So far he had seen twenty pictures of him in his miniskirt and it was really irritating. Not only did he have to suffer the humiliation of being in a skirt but, Riza put up pictures like she was flaunting his humiliation. It could drive anyone mad.
Roy finally reached the door and slammed it open scaring everyone in the room enough to make them drop what ever they where holding and jump five feet in the air. he walked in and froze mid-step.
There on the wall five time bigger then him was a giant poster of him in a skirt. The background of the poster was pale yellow and above his title written above his head.
"RIZA!!!!" He yelled making the people jump again. But no one dared say anything, any one who saw him stayed at least ten feet away. His eye was twitching rapidly and his face flushed in anger and embarrasement. He Burn the first person who said anything to him.
Upon walking out of the building Whinrey was tackled to the ground by a mass of heavy fur.
Alphonse, Edward and Pinako looked down at whinrey who's face was now covered in slobber. Pinako smiled as she saw there dog, happy that he finally came back, not that she thought he wouldn't.
Whinrey hugged the large dog. "Don't ever do that again Den! You had me so worried!" She said nearly squeezing it to death.
"Whinrey dogs do need to breath." Ed said hoping to save the poor dog from suffocating.
Whinrey released the dog petting his fur. "I wonder what he's doing all the way here in central?" She said looking around, while The dog decided to attack Edward next.
Pinako smiled while the dog knocked Ed to the ground then did the same to Alphonse, and jumped on ed again. "I supos he Missed Alphonse and Edward. Dog's are usually family oriented animal, taking after people, they see your family as there 'pack' so to speak. And just like in a family If a member of the pack is gone for a certain amount of time they beging to miss them and eventually go to look for them." The old lady explained, watching them.
"So, den came to look for Ed and Al? He's never done that before though." She said still wondering.
"Like you he's probably tired of waiting." She said starting to walk away.
Whinrey got up and brushed herself of. "I guess so. C'mon den let's go" She said following her grandmother, making sure Den was following.
Den didn't move until the brothers did, but after they did the dog was more then happy to follow.
Ed and Al stayed a little behind talking to one another in hushed tones, but whinrey knew better the to ask. That's why She was surprised when Ed and Al ran up to her. "Hey Whinrey?"
"Yes, Al?" She asked questioningly
Ed spoke up instead. "We were wondering.."
Whinrey was starting to get upset at the pause and glared. "What is it?"
"What's for dinner?" They both asked grinning.
Whinrey puased a moment and then smiled happily, and the smile quickly turned mischievous. "Liver and spinach and beats with a nice tall glassof MILK towash it down." She said watching the boy's faces turn abnormal colors.
8
Riza smiled from her office when he she Roy yell. She laughed quietly to her self as she put away the last file. Done with her work she took a folder of the desk and place it in her bag, Smiling as she walked out of the door. And down the hall.'Sweet retribution...and it's not the only thing you got coming to you Roy Mustang'
Hehehehe A Riza out for revenge, scary ain't it? Well all done. Yep stories finally done...I think I might make a second part, something like things that happened in between chapters or maybe therapy sessions for riza...cause I think she need's it after all that. Or maybe riza's revenge...may be two out of the three...I guess it depend weather or not I can come up with a plot or Idea's to go on...either way tell me what you think!