Summary: S2AU. After arriving in Sunnydale to find Angel with a soul and dating the slayer, Druscilla gets the idea that she can make her 'daddy' care for her again by being like them... Insanity follows.
Author's Note: I had originally intended this to be a full-sized story, but never could get it fleshed out properly. I found it while reviewing my 'put aside for later' folder and ended up deciding to simply post it as a series of scenes from an alternate universe. My apologies to anyone who is bothered by the disjointed nature of it all...
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns Buffy and all associated characters and situations, I'm merely using them for entertainment purposes without permission or intent to profit.
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"The Wanna-Be Slayer"
By J.T. Magnus, 'Turbo'
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"Why don't you just stake them both and be, you know, done with it?"
"Because, Cordy," Buffy rolled her eyes, "The more of the 'terrorise the city and drink the blood of innocents, turning them into vampires to create a cycle of it all'-type vamps that Dru slays, the fewer of them I have to deal with myself."
"Ah, enlightened self-interest at its finest," Cordelia observed.
"I've had to develop a unique damn sense of perspective lately," Buffy snapped defensively.
"Hey, hello, last person here to say self-interest is a bad thing. I like self-interest. I think that along with matter and energy it's one of the important things that make up the universe," Cordelia reminded her.