100 Missions.
An idea from Skagui the Sniper, I think. Have a good read, everybody!
10th Objective TF2 Reacts to…TF2?
For the second time, the teams found themselves paired up and sat in different rooms in front of a computer screen.
They weren't prepared for what they were about to witness.
"Hang on…this looks familiar…" Pippin said, Seth leaning in beside him for a closer look.
"Oh my god…THAT'S ME!" Oliver yelled, pointing dramatically at the screen and Bryn nodded in shock.
"For some reason, I'm an Aussie."
They were all being shown several Team Fortress 2 trailers and videos, including the "Meet the…" videos.
"Wow, do I really look that graceful when I'm flying through the air?" BLU Soldier asked in wonder and BLU Pyro facepalmed.
Elias looked sadly at the images of the RED Spy killing him and Adrik patted his head, almost breaking his neck.
"At least you look good, da?"
RED Spy stared at the screen with starry eyes, watching the BLU Spy practically praise him as several shots saw him looking suave and crafty while shooting the BLU Engineer.
"Yeah, I ken…ye would NEVER do that in real life." Scotland slurred from beside him and Felix hung his head with a quick nod.
Joey cracked up at the "Meet the Sandwich" video.
"These blokes are messed up…shootin' a video about a SANDWICH?"
The video ended and it was question time.
"So, what was that video about?" the off-screen interviewer asked once again and Guy exchanged a glance with Dusty.
"It was about US, ye numpty!"
"Definitely about us." said Emmett, smoking a cigarette lazily.
"How do you guys feel after seeing this?"
"Really confused. How do they know about us?" BLU Engineer asked worriedly and Damon shrugged.
"Annoyed actually."
When asked why, Lance sighed.
"They've got us all wrong!" he complained as he jabbed the computer screen. "They make me out to be a jabbering lunatic who has a hobby of collecting enemy heads!"
"Ja, zat's just disturbing. And I look far prettier in real life." RED Medic responded in agreement.
"Um…they were pretty accurate about you, Doc."
"VHAT?"
"What do you think they could change or do better to improve this game and its commercials?"
"Uh well, they could be more accurate about us for starters! I'm Welsh, not Aussie! And me mam and tad would never treat me like that on the phone!" Bryn ranted unhappily.
"I didn't HAVE my own video!" Oliver snapped and Bryn shut up.
"I should be faster! And have a top hat." replied Pippin.
"I should have a bed. I do far too much work as it is." Seth commented, putting his feet up on the desk. From another room the BLU Soldier could be heard yelling;
"LIES!"
"Apparently, "Meet the Pyro" is actually coming out this year! Any thought on that?"
"Finally! I'd better have plenty of fiery action scenes!" Oliver cried, pumping his fist.
"So, in Valve time, that'll be December, right? We all know how they like to leave things until last minute."
A freeze shot of Chazz with guitar music showed bold words printed above him.
FACT!
"Finally, this game is free for all to play and has thousands of fans. Is there anything you would like to say to them?" the interviewer asked.
"Aw shucks, really? Well, thanks folks!" Dusty said bashfully, rubbing the back of his neck.
"I want a pay rise." Chazz demanded.
"If I wasnae a man, I'd KISS ye!" Scotland slurred goofily.
Felix began to quiver.
"Zere are people…who are fans of moi? PLEASE DON'T STALK ME!" he squealed and waved a little white flag in submission.
"That right there is a real beaut. Thanks fans!" Joey grinned, pointing and waving at the camera.
"You'd better make me proud, men!" Jane barked and gave a salute.
"Women play this game too."
"WHAT? ARE THEY IN THE KITCHENS?"
"Please continue to support mein research!" Elias cried happily.
"Da, shoot many little baby men." Adrik answered.
"Does dis mean I can get laid?" Seth sounded slightly excited for once.
The episode ended with Emmett grinning cheerfully.
"Tell us what you want to see us react to next! Au revoir!"
Mission Objective complete.
Give me a bell in the reviews to see YOUR idea on what they should react to next! Bye bye!