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Age: 18

Flames blown out: 14

"Just wanted to say thanks for coming with me today Clover." Marco started as they walked out of the forth store that day carrying his purchased tomes.

She yawned, "It isn't a problem even if you did wake me up this early in the morning, but why won't you let me carry that stuff for you?"

He shook his head, "Nah don't worry about it, I got two arms and I plan to use them today. Plus I'm sorry for waking you up this early, but Heckapoo wouldn't let me leave without someone."

"Wait so what happened to make her be so protective?" She asked innocently feigning ignorance, Oh I know I heard the whole damn thing.

He looked at her annoyed, "Because apparently I've been roped into a job with her to slay a time stopping, lighting blasting and apparently super flexible blue dude who appeared on a realty T.V. show yesterday."

"Whats T.V.?"

Marco sighed as he adjusted his hands to get a better grip on the magical books as he explained what television was. It was surprisingly easy though Clover did ask more questions about the monster. He saw the fire in her eyes as he told her that the creature was the one responsible for Heckapoo's three year hiatus.

"Okay new plan!" She singed, "I'm going to help you kill it."

He shook his head again, "Nope I already have a couple of ways I want to go about this."

"Like what?" Looking puzzled.

As they walked down the market street he continued, "First I want to talk to this guy and see if he can be reasoned with. I know that sounds stupid though hear me out. If he could go back in time why didn't go back already? Like wouldn't that be the first thing to do after their fight?"

"Maybe he forgot? Also I don't think talking is going to work with someone whose stupid enough to pick a fight with our mistress." She spoke while glancing over all the strange fruits she saw in one of the stands. Seeing one basket full of berries being labeled by a man dressed in purple, the note being read as snozz-berries.

Marco made disgusting face at the fruit before replying, "Well the way I see it he was caught up in the moment with his fight with Heckapoo. Then when she cracked his scepter's stone in the final moments it must of put a stop to his plans of screwing with the timeline. If I had to guess why he's here it must be to get it fixed."

"Makes sense though I don't like the idea of trying to talk to the being that attacked my master." She began walking away from him to another vendor's stall. Picking up a black leather pouch that had a strap that could hang around a person's shoulder.

"Excuse me ma'am is this a demi-bag?" A short old lady wearing a green sweater jacket, adjusted her glasses before saying, "Why yes it is, should be able to hold a vast amount of item with no trouble of dealing with their weight."

Clover tossed her a bag of silver, "This amount good enough?"

"Of course! Herriman could you be a dear and bag this lady's item?" After that a english gentleman looking rabbit put the pouch in a plastic bag, tying it up with a nice pair of bunny ear shaped loops. Marco and Clover thanked them before leaving.

While fiddling with the bag to free the pouch, Marco held the books picked up while moving back to the previous conversation, "I'm sorry if what I'm asking is making you upset but I'm kinda of sick of fighting right now."

"Ugh this damn bag- Tch! Look when she left us it was stupid rough how we had to put up the act that she was still here. Her influence over a inter-dimensional hub like this one is so damn important to maintain sometimes that we would be dealing with another civil war if she left or worse was killed." She pulled a bit of the bag up to her mouth and started to bite it. She smiled triumphantly when she got the pouch in her hands.

Then she opened it up and took Marco's books, placing them inside the small opened flap. Despite their size they all went in there perfectly. When she handed him the bag it felt light surprisingly. He pulled the strap over his left shoulder as his right was strapped with his sword and it's hilt on his back.

"Hmm X marks me?" He shrugged at his appearance.

She ignored that and went on, "Plus she is basically everyone's family in some way and wouldn't you do the same thing if someone did that to the person you loved."

"Look I would totally know what you mean and I agree but it just sounds like another story of some bad guy who picked a fight with Heckapoo and chose not to finish the job. Just the whole thing sounds off. Like how did that guy get out of a crystal that was supposedly unbreakable? An why did she just I don't know use her portal's to like send his ass to another dimension made of lava rather than duke it out with the guy. Though apparently even when she 'won' and I say that loosely. Then why did she tense up when we were sitting there watching that guy on the screen." He took a deep breath before he said what he really wanted to know.

He looked back at Clover sadly, "I have all these questions for her and she only gave me a couple answers and casually asked me to help her like it was a favor after all of this."

"She doesn't trust me enough to let know everything, but I know her enough to know when she is hiding stuff." His brow furrowed, "And it pisses me off the more I spend time with each her. I tell her everything she wants to know when she asks, why can't she do it too?"

The maid was silent, it was true that Heckapoo wasn't a person who was known for telling the full story. Though she was honest about how she didn't like things such as people touching her stuff, a mundane work routine, or nicknames for some strange reason. An despite her blunt opinions she always tried to do right with everyone there.

"Look Marco if I had to guess why she doesn't share all the details about her life. It's probably because it would upset you, granted it's doing that right now but understand her intentions man." Clover stated.

"You know she cares about you a lot right?"

Of course! he shouted in his head but before he could make his thoughts into words he saw, him. The blue monster that was on the show last night. Seeing him just over Clover's shoulder, it was buying something. Are those ponchos?

"These are amazing! I've never had a shirt cover my whole torso before." The merchant looked at him puzzled, "Would like to purchase one sir?"

"I'll take twenty!" The monster fished out his money he earned after his first payday. They payed him in advance cause apparently their viewer ship skyrocketed when he blasted the squid into paste. Though before he handed over a handful of silver he saw someone stare at him while he was twirling around in his new article of clothing. He quickly changed his mind and paid for just one of the super sized shirts.

"For the last time sir the item you are buying is called a poncho it isn't a shirt more of a cloak really." He waved the merchant off as it turned towards the young man in a red hoodie. Hmm I heard from Wicker people would probably recognize me from the show, but am I getting that famous already?

The very idea was making him grin as he approached Marco asking, "Yo I've seen you starin' want my autograph?"

"Say what?" He replied. Then Clover turned around seeing the giant blue monster standing behind her. The monster caught a glimpse at her face seeing the three leaf clovers on her cheeks, Mewni... it growled. She looked back at Marco while gripping her wand in her pocket, "Is this the-"

*SMASH*

She went flying head first into a vendor's stall as the monster howled in laughter! Then as it was about to take a step towards the wreckage a blade sliced into his side.

He gripped his wound cursing, "Damn it I just fixed that!" The creature eyes tracked the owner of the blade seeing Marco hold it in his grip and absolutely red with anger.

Meanwhile

"Sir I have all papers ready for the conversational peace talks we will try to hold with the monster." Said Mind Marco Number 24, then he looked at the screen seeing what had happen.

Captain Number 13 said, "Welp time to put it in the burn pile." He pointed over to a bonfire they set up on the bridge that day since Mr. Naysayer has never been camping before. So Monster Arm and several other Mind Marcos sat down by the fire sharing stories while roasting marshmallows with him.

Once Number 24 dumped the paperwork into the fire, Monster Arm thanked him for the kindling.

BGM: Eminem - Without Me

The monster tried to reach for his scepter but every time his hands got nicked by the young man's sword. "Hey come on let's make this fair now!"

"Oh and was it fair to send my friend flying into a merchant that sells exotic turkey legs?!" He lunged forward with the katana at the front aimed at the monster's heart.

"Dude your making me hungry now!"

Seeing where the danger was coming, the monster turned it's body away to wind up a kick in response. Though Marco was aiming for this moment the entire time since he extended his arms out in front of him while moving, pulling the sword over his head as fast he could.

Next thing he did was put all the weight an momentum on his right foot in order to stop at his desired destination. Then he brought the blade's edge down and hard on the creature's bent knee. Cutting deep into it's flesh before leaving it to cut the ground. Shit the bone in too and the cut was too shallow!

The blue creature yelped in pain backing away even more. Til finally during the small window of time after the sword swing he pulled out his scepter and took aim at Marco. The first one fired from the weapon's cracked opal only to miss as his target dived out of the way. Then he ran out in the open street as more bolts soon followed after him from the sky.

Leaving a trail of small burnt craters in the ground, At least he's dumb enough to fire where I am but not where I'm going. Meanwhile the people in the market street started to get away from the two. Some stayed behind to watch but kept their distance, making bets to see who would win. Still running around the monster, Marco got closer and closer. Suddenly when he tried to make another attempt in giving the blue creature a sword to the neck. It swung the scepter in the path of his blade, letting loose a red explosion he wouldn't be able to escape.

Meanwhile...

Wicker was looking at his hand of cards, annoyed that all he had was a pair of twos, "Hey anyone seen the new guy?" He asked.

"Nope." Said Mini Beard while Crank shook his head too. An all he got for a response out of Captain Debby was a, "Meh."

Then something crashed through the ceiling on to their table breaking it in half. They saw a guy in a red hoodie struggle to get up.

"Everything hurts..." He groaned, clutching the hilt of a broken sword. It's blade jaggedly broken off and smoking. The crew helped him up to a chair as he held what he assumed was multiple broken ribs in place. He sat up as they asked him what the hell happened?

Sweat was pouring down his forehead, he wasn't going to stay awake for much longer. Then a lady wearing a eye-patch pinched his nose making causing him to open his mouth as a bottle of some unknown substance poured down his throat.

Captain Debby said, "Your paying for that later."

Marco's body started to feel better instantly, though granted it was painful to feel his broken bones pop back into their original shape. His breathing was back to normal within seconds as he said, "Thank you."

"You got some sort of collateral on you boy?" She asked expecting some payment then and there.

He went to his pouch fishing out one of the dimensional traveling tomes and handed it to her. She examined it before nodding in approval. "This will do, so start talk what sent you here?"

As he was about to answer the tavern's doors opened up and the blue monster came in seeing Marco with the Captain, it shouted, "Damn it did you help him?"

She sighed, "Meh."

"FUCK YOU DEBBY!"

"Whatever." She leaned back in her chair again to stair out into the hole that made in the roof.

Marco got up instantly and threw the chair at the monster's face only to see it get smashed into pieces, pelting some of the people in the bar with it.

"You really think that was going to work!?" Just as the creature said that a bar patron put his hands on it's shoulder telling him, "Hey a-hole you got wood in my crew's drinks."

Then the freakishly bulking dock worker punched the blue monster in the face. It flinched in pain slightly before smiling and the man was launched into another table that was playing Texas hold'em. Destroying the table while revealing that a man had a pile of cards on his lap to cheat with.

"McCree you son of a whore! You cheated me out of my savings!" His associate yelled. He tipped his hat while making his reply as the people at his table started to crack their knuckles, "Now just wait a second partner, I got one thing to say before you try to clean my clock."

"Go ahead, I'll carve em on your tombstone for ya." Said an alien in a white jumpsuit with a trucker hat.

He raised his hands up in his defense, "Okay write down how Bill spent last night with Jeremy's wife."

After that the men stared at the broken table when he tossed a picture of the man's wife with Bill.

While Bill shouted, "You BITCH!"

A fight broke out shortly afterwards an soon it started to spread in mass to the rest of the bar. The blue monster holstered his scepter and cracked his neck, "Let do this the old fashion way!"

Uh oh was all Marco could think as the large creature charged at him. Sending him flying over the bar's counter top, breaking into a dozen of display shelf bottles. He hit the floor soon after as the monster walked over to it in the midst of the chaos.

As it began to look over the counter Marco popped back out tying a rope around the monster's neck choking it while shouting out, "Why do they have this back here!?"

"We store it for some of the shipwrights, now could someone please help me?" Said the waitress as a man with a broken beer bottle slowly approached her. Marco gave one more hard yank on the blue creature's neck before letting go. He quickly hopped up on the counter and jumped off into a karate kick into the woman's assailant.

The monster coughed hard as he gripped his neck thinking, Holy shit I thought I was going to die! He looked around for the red hoodie wearing man. Seeing the guy escort some of the staff out of the build while others tried to solve the problem with more chairs to their respected customer's backs. The two locked eyes again before they ran at each other.

Though before contact Marco slid underneath the monster's legs once as he picked up a broken bar stool leg along the way. Then he took aim and hit the monster right between the legs. It hunched over howling about it's poor blue balls. Then when Marco was about to drive the broken piece of furniture in it's back like a wooden stake to a vampire he was hit in the head from behind by a randomly thrown bottle.

He gripped his head as he felt a lot of pain from the bald spot Heckapoo gave him. While the two were busy recovering from the blows the fighting was revving up. Half of the bar's population was knocked out on the floor while the other half started to resorted to using anything they could get their hands for the brawl.

Then as McCree was about to make his exit after incapacitating his former drinking buddies, he looked at the clock as it read 12:00pm, "Well I'll be. It's hig-"

He was knocked out as a man wearing a cue ball for a head and name tag that read 'Hello my name is Puncore' bashed a chair over his head shouting out, "I always wanted to do that! Wuhahahah!"

Shortly after Captain Debby gut punched him before combo-ing into a knee to his round face. The man was out cold...

Marco and the blue monster locked arms now as they shouted insults at each other while trying to force the other to get pinned to the ground. Their legs screamed as the two held their iron man match of endurance. Gritting their teeth as they both decided to break away from the other. Only to hold their positions as they started slugging each other in the face.

Marco's legs be can to buckle as took each hit, his head feeling his face scream in pain for him to stop. While the blue monster felt like he might have swallowed a couple of teeth from the last two punches by mistake. They continued as the rest of the bar did. Surprisingly the local law enforcement wouldn't be arriving on the grounds as the tavern paid them off so that if this situation would happen they could collective the insurance for all the damages.

BGM END

One Hour Later...

Clover woke up clutching her stomach trying to remember what happen before she blacked out. Slowly she got up and pulled out a washcloth to try an clean the turkey grease that had stained her clothes. She looked at her uniform grimly as she knew it was too late the juices had settled in. Then she remembered Marco as her thoughts screamed at her to look for him, hoping nothing bad happened to him. She looked around the scene seeing the markings of a fierce battle that had scarred the very street they were just shopping on.

With sometime and luck she found a crowd of people around a broken down bar. Seeing groups of people limp their way out of the building. When she entered the place it was totally wrecked, there where bodies every where and some where even hanging from the rafters. Luckily no one seemed to be dead from all the groaning she heard from the beaten down people.

Then she saw Marco and the blue monster barely standing while they gasped for air. The top parts of their bodies looked tender and discolored from the fist fight.

The blue monster spat out a tooth next to him before asking, "What is your name?"

"Marco... fuckmothering... Diaz." He turned his head away for a second to spit out some blood and then he asked, "Whats yours...?"

The creature grinned, "I am the Behemoth of Destruction, the Cataclysm of Taverns, Bringer of Envy for am the most illustrious! I am also-"

"I'm calling you Little Blue." Marco interrupted.

The monster needed a second to register that, "Uh what?"

"You got too many names man so I'm going to call you Little Blue."

The monster's expression was total confusion til he said, "Make it Big Blue."

"No way thats the name of a soda drink." He replied but then he added after some thought, "How about Big the Blue?"

The monster smiled with his now broken tooth grin, "I'll take it."

"Good."

After that they both pasted out on top of each other, leaving Clover stunned at what she just watched.

Author's Confessions: I did nothing wrong.

Future Sidenote from 3/5/2018 - My old avatar back when I was writing this chapter was Doc Scratch from Homestuck encase anyone needed a idea of what I used to portrayal myself.

Episode 10: It's A Bar Fight!