Note I do not own the Loud House all rights go to Nickelodeon and Viacom. Nor do I own Spongebob, all rights go to Stephen Hillenberg.
Summary.
A teenage nerd named Issac and his little brother, Joseph, find the lost episode of the Loud House. What wonders will come... Lincoln wishes he could fly with the birds.
Let's begin
Chapter 10: Loud Who Could Fly part 1
Last week, a never-before-seen episode of the Loud House was discovered under Chris Savino's old desk at Nickelodeon studios. Now all the world is waiting in fevered anticipation to watch 'The Loud House Lost Episode!'
Now to present the Lost episode, from Los Angeles, California, the president of the Loud House fan club, Issac Flores!
"Hey there Loud House fans." said Issac Flores, (he's me everyone). He is overweight, tanned skin, black hair, has glasses, bad acne, and is 18 years old. "I'm Issac Flores."
"And I'm Joseph Flores." said Issac's 10 year old brother, Joseph. (I actually do have a little brother named Joseph.)
"And today we're gonna watch the lost loud episode." said Issac. "Give me the tape please."
"Oh I put it in my trunk." said Joseph.
Issac then glared at Joseph. "Why!"
"You told me to put it somewhere safe." said Joseph
"Idiot!" grumbled Issac as he got up from the living room couch and went to Joseph's trunk. When he opened it, he saw a glowing light coming from the box. It is revealed to be a man with a flashlight holding the tape. Issac then takes the tape and looks at the audience. "I don't know what it means either."
Issac then walks back to the living room and puts the tape on the vhs player. Issac excitedly then sits on the couch and grabs the popcorn. "This is so exciting. More Loud house." Issac then started to jump around.
"Shh it's starting." said Joseph.
A Walk Cycles begins on the TV screen; Lincoln is walking down the road while techno music plays in the background; his body squishes up, then returns to normal; then, his body extends and his arms flail around; he returns to normal, then squishes up three times, shrinking smaller and smaller, in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; once again, squishes up smaller and smaller in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; starts running frantically while sweating and looking left to right; extends his body, this time with his tongue sticking out and flailing around; begins frantically running again; his limbs and body separate and his eyes pop out of his head; begins walking normally again; Walk Cycles"ends; color bars appear on the TV, along with a beeping noise.
Issac stares blankly for a moment.
"That's it? That's the Loud House lost episode?" asked a seething Issac.
"What a rip!" said Joseph.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Lincoln Loud betrayed us!" yelled Issac.
Issac then runs over to a wall of framed Loud siblings pictures and begins tearing them off the wall "I'm sorry I ever started this stupid fan club in the first place!" Issac then enters enters his Loud House merchandise filled room and starts throwing things everywhere "I'm gonna get rid of all my Loud House stuff! All of it! All of it!" Issac then rips his Loud House boxers out of his pants "All of it!" Issac then runs to the door "I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away!" Issac then runs out the door crying.
"Sheesh, what a hothead!" said Jospeh.
Announcer: [on TV, another countdown has started at twenty-three seconds with the words "Loud House Episode 118 The Real Lost Episode"] And now, the real Lost Episode!
"What! Issac, come back! There's more!" said Joseph
Issac then opens the door "Really?" Issac then shuts the door, then reenters again, quickly reversing what he did earlier to get back his Loud House stuff. Once done, Issac sits back down. "Hooray! Let's watch!"
FanFiction starts here
French narrator: Here we see the proud Bird watcher.
Lincoln stands completely still at the top of a hill, holding his net. He stands motionless to lure the bird into a false sense of security. A bird flies right be him And when his prey ventures to close, he springs into then puts on his safety glasses and runs after the bird. but that ends in only failure.
"Phew! I salute you, oh majestic blue jay." Lincoln then salutes the blue jay that flies over his head "Your command of the sky is unmatched. Floating just out of the reach of my net, but near enough that I can see your untamed beauty." another bird flies up and down above Lincoln's palm. music begins to play as a microphone lowers in front of him; he clears his throat
Lincoln: "If only I could join you there in the air,
Floating free without a care,
I wish I could fly,
And see things with a different eye.
I could fly,So very high,And touch the sky,And never have to ask why it is, that I can't fly..."
Lincoln then stops singing and realizes something "Wait a minute, I'm forgetting the words of Grandpa Albert"
A thought cloud appears above Lincoln's head, Lincoln's grandfather is inside of it
Grandpa Albert: "If we were meant to fly, we'd have propellers on our heads or jet engines on our backs." the cloud disappears
Lincoln then snaps out of it. "I'm gonna follow his advice, by gum. I'll invent a flying machine!
cuts to Lincoln working on building a plane outside of a barn, Clyde walks up to him.
"What's that contraption, Lincoln?" asked Clyde
"That, Clyde, is a flying machine." said Lincoln
Clyde then laughs
"What's so funny?" asked Lincoln
Well, it's like my grandpa used to say." said Clyde. A thought cloud appears over his head; Grandpa Albert is inside it again
Grandpa Albert: "If we were meant to fly, uh... hey, I'm not your grandfather!" Albert then pokes Clyde in the head with his cane. The thought cloud then disappears.
"Well, here I go, Clyde!" said Lincoln. He then runs to the front "I'm off to fly with the birds! Ignition, check!" He then spins the propeller around "Landing gear..." kicks the tire "check! Complimentary peanuts..."holds up a bag of peanuts "check-a-roo." hops into the cockpit, now with a hat and glasses on"Ready for takeoff!" Lincoln then pushes a handle forward; the plane starts up, then comes to pieces; the propeller spins through the air and slices through a grain silo next to the farm; sand pours out of it and covers him and Clyde.
"You cut a hole in Liam's grain silo!" said Clyde
"Don't remind me." said Lincoln.
Liam then runs up to Lincoln and Clyde. "I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines! Now git!" Clyde and Lincoln then run away.
"We better do what he says. He knows how to grow food!" said Clyde
Cuts to Clyde standing in front of his rock, looking dumb; Lincoln runs up with blueprints in his hand
"Well, it took me all night, but here they are. The new blueprints! I wasn't even close with that last one. Propellers, rudders..." said Lincoln. He then blows raspberries.
We then see Lincoln standing on the top of a cliff in a rubbery bat costume "This one's gonna fly!" Lincoln then stretches out the wings; the camera focuses on Lincoln's butt, which is sticking out more than ever "I can feel it. Ready, Clyde?"
Clyde at the bottom of the cliff says "Ready!"
Lincoln then jumps of the cliff, starts flapping his wings and starts gasping "It's working, Clyde! I'm flying! I'm..." ceases to fly "falling!" Lincoln then hits the ground "Ooh!" Clyde runs over and sprays him with a fire extinguisher.
Cuts to Lincoln, holding a clipboard, and Clyde, walking.
"This is it, Clyde." said Lincoln. "The physics are all here. This time, I'm gonna fly!" walks up to a lawn chair with two balloons attached to it and a brick sitting on it
"Oh boy, a birthday party!" said Clyde
Lincoln then laughs. "No, Clyde. This is the Loud Flyer Mark Three." Lincoln goes over and picks up the brick "All you do is remove the brick, or ballast, and..." Lincoln then turns around and realizes that his invention is no longer there "Huh?" looks up and sees it flying away "Well, back to the drawing board."
"Can we have the cake now?" asked Clyde "Happy, happy birthday to you!"
cuts to Lincoln standing on a bucket, with a red kite attached to him, which is attached to a bicycle that Clyde is on.
"Clyde, get ready to say 'Eureka!', got it?" ordered Lincoln.
"Okay!" said Clyde
"Go!" ordered Lincoln. Clyde starts pedaling, and Lincoln lifts up off the bucket he is standing on and flies through the air "It's working! I'm flying!"
Lincoln then flies past three teens on the side of the road.
"Hey! Look at that guy tied to a kite!" said Benny
"Why's he doing that?" asked Fransisco.
"Oh my goodness..." said Sam
"Do not be afraid, earthbound people. I am not a flying monster, I am just one of you." said Lincoln. Suddenly, the kite snaps on him and falls out of the sky. "D'oh!" Clyde keeps pedaling as Lincoln repeatedly hits the ground behind him. "Ow! Clyde! Ow! Clyde! Ow! Clyde! Ow! Clyde!" The three teens start to laugh at him.
Cuts to the Barg'n-Mart; Lincoln is standing at the cash register in front of Vendor; he puts the shredded kite on the counter
"Excuse me, sir, but I would like to return this kite." Lincoln said to the Vendor.
"Hey... I know you. Yeah, from today's paper!" said the Vendor. He then holds up a newspaper with a picture of Lincoln on the front page and the headline 'Local Nutcase Tries to Fly'
Lincoln then reads off the newspaper. " 'Local nutcase tries to fly'?! I'm a nutcase because I follow my dreams? Well, they laughed at the guy who invented light bulbs too!"
"No they didn't." said the Vendor.
Lincoln then raises his fist. "You'll see." Lincoln then walks outside, and past bratty kid and his mother.
"Look mom, it's the Bird Man of Bikini Bottom." said Bratty Kid.
"Wow! I wonder why he's still using his legs." said Bratty Kid's mother.
"Come on, Bird Man. Flap your wings and fly!" said Bratty Kid. He then makes flapping motions as he and his mother laugh cruelly.
Lincoln then walks away, only to encounter many other people.
"Hey, Bird Man, going to check on your eggs?" said Benny.
"Maybe he's looking for a statue to poop on." said Sam.
Francisco steps in front of Lincoln and starts flapping his arms and making chicken noises; a crowd of teens surrounds him and laughs.
"Go on and laugh," said Lincoln."But it is a sad day in Royal Woods when a guy is ridiculed for having dreams!"
Teen parents holding babies stand to the side of him.
"You think you're the only one with unfulfilled dreams?" asked teen mom.
"I was supposed to be a concert pianist... until I realized I had stubby fingers." Said Chaz. He then breaks down crying.
"We all had dreams." said Tad.
"What makes you so special?" asked Sam.
The crowd of teens then turns into an angry mob, along with pitchfork and torches.
"Let's get him!" said the mob.
The mob then chases Lincoln. He starts panting, then stops "Huh?" camera zooms out to reveal Lincoln just stepped off the edge of a cliff and he screams.
"Good riddance, dreamer!" said Tad.
Lincoln screams as he lands in a Mud Removal truck "Ooh!" the truck makes a sharp turn and Lincoln falls out, covered in mud. While falling "Well, it can't get any worse. D'oh!" Lincoln then lands in a Feather Delivery truck and sticks his head up, which is now covered with feathers "I guess I spoke too soon."
French narrator: Will Lincoln learn to fly? Stay tuned for chapter 2.
Thanks for reading. Look forward for chapter 2, the conclusion. Please leave a review.. Now If you'll excuse i gotta go. This is Issac Flores signing out.